RAY...FUCKED ME...RAY....FUCKED ME.. and wrapping up the poll

So tits win?
To quote a commenter on the issue 'C'mon fellas, tits are for year 7s'. I completely agree with this, asses are for refined gentlemen. Tits are for people with mother issues, which one did you vote for?

To make up for the disgrace that was the poll. I'm going to recite part of the first verse from 'Big Booty Hoes' by Biggie Smalls -
I got a bitch to suck my dick till I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut? Hell yeah
She even take it in the butt
Fuck for about an hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin' on hoes bitch?
Luke and Biggie straight shittin' on hoes bitch
Lick your toes bitch?
Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze

Well I haven't lost all faith in you just yet, tits and ass were tied at 50/50 3 hours before the poll closed, and someone (probably a 10 year old) voted for tits to make it 51/49.

Charles this is your new song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zssM5hARDwI

Met this guy from Boston at Epping pub after the media party, him and old mate Murray (shout out son!) rapped the lyrics word for word to his song 'Prepaid Problems', it was frikin amazing. Check out that song and his one other song which is also really good lol on his myspace - http://www.myspace.com/thisisbobbywilson

I like the fact that Charles is rapping, he uses good word play. I encourage that and stupidity, and because of that I gotta say the crown for best rapper in my eyes right now goes to toretto baby and 3pac. Yes i know that toretto baby is andrew lol. But some of yall other cats are doing your thing out there, props to duchamp and slyguy. Nah but for real, who is duchamp?

i aint got no motherfuckin' friends

Indy says:
lol
fym says:
dude
mayer is so soon
Indy says:
yeah man
who cares
lol
fym says:
im keen man
Indy says:
im gonna jack off
into maccas tissues
u gonna sing along and shit
why dont u bring a sign
fym says:
i'll throw my underwear at him
Indy says:
LOL

Do You Ever Wonder?...

Do you ever wonder if people have opinions just for the sake of defending themselves?
Do you ever wonder if the motivation behind many aspects of life is sex?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if men and women weren't attracted to each other?
Do you ever wonder why everyone has a small penis but I don't?
Do you ever wonder if we just exist for the purpose of entertaining some alien race that is secretly watching us?
Do you ever wonder why Andrew Yee said he'd meet me after uni today but his phone was off when i called him?
Do you ever wonder if you're the only real person with feelings in the world and everyone else is a robot that was made for the purpose of stimulating your feelings?
Do you ever wonder if everything is because of cause and effect?
Do you ever wonder if you could ever be as much of a big keunt as me?
Do you ever wonder if new Charles will ever open his heart?
Do you ever wonder if the feeling of love just exists for the purpose of raising children with someone?
Do you ever wonder if Priyan actually has thoughts in his head?
Do you ever wonder whether you're lazy or just afraid? (LOL)
Do you ever wonder if everyone else is so delusional, why arent you?
Do you ever wonder why Edward Norton hasn't won an Oscar yet?
Do you ever wonder why ignorance is often praised?
Do you ever wonder why apathy is often praised?
Do you ever wonder how Ryuto is so chilled out?
Do you ever wonder if insects feel any kind of pain besides physical?
Do you ever wonder what exists beyond the spectrum of what humans can see?
Do you ever wonder if the reason I wrote this post is because I've been getting stoned way too much lately?

.....get her out of the cupboard jason, we can't have her in there. Think about it for 10 minutes! THINK!

Also....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Qo7Kl1PMg&feature=related lol

OH SHIT

I think I like lil' wayne

The Chronicles of Mo.

Again I can't sleep, why? I'm daydreaming about mo, so I'm gonna write about him.

Soo0o0o0o0 in year 7 I met this guy called mo, to be frank he was a black keunt and i hated him because i hate black kents. Then come year 8 he was in my class, I used to throw shit at him and give him shit because he never seemed to get rule no.1 of going to a boys school: if you get paid out, don't show vulnerability to it. So yeah, he was definitely the most fun person to pay out ever - you could even say I was addicted to paying him out. I became addicted to mo.

So about a year later he had become one of my best friends, he was also an outlet for my dominant sexual tendencies. At around this time I asked him 'would you ever fuck a chick in the ass?' and he was like 'only for the scream' - pretty much the best response you could give to that question. Then once I farted and everyone was like 'awwww what is that' and I was like 'awww man it smells like mo's house' - this was probably the maddest he had ever been at me. But I'm a man who pushes the boundaries (the boundaries of mo). I could always surprise myself with new levels and ways of paying out mo.

Mo is the most passive guy in the world. Yet everyone has a void to fill. Mo got a girlfriend in year 10, they were very close. His girlfriend and mine were best friends at the time, so we spent a fair bit of time outside of school together as well. Once I was jigging with him and hes 'like lets go to her house and chill out' and i'm like 'nah fuck off that'd be gay' and hes like 'come on mannn' and then I see this nice keyboard in this computer store window and i'm like 'if you buy me that keyboard, i'll go home and you can go to her house' and yes he buys me the fucking $15 keyboard to do it lol.

And then in year 11 came World of Warcraft - the cause of mo and his girlfriends break up (coincidently a few days before her birthday loooool). Me, mo and this other dude called Deams played this game like all day everyday in year 11. I used to eat dinner at the computer and stay up till 5 am in the holidays when I was into WoW, it really is like a drug. So another year of mo, a fucking awesome year i must say. So what if you lose your social skills and any chance of contact with the opposite sex? We were having a sick time and I must say playing WoW was one of the best periods of my life. Getting a bit sidetracked here lol.

And now, Mo has an investment property. We went drinking with him a few times after school finished but sadly I haven't seen much of him lately.

But yeah, there's alot more to mo than this. Though I paid him out, it was all love. Like obviously a dude cares about you if he gives you a bribe of a fucking keyboard to avoid hurting your feelings. And being passive is a good thing, he always avoided the evils of the world. He really did give a shit about what was important and wasn't into all the bullshit. What a great guy he is.

Cheers to Mo, we all like you a fair bit (I don't like to toss around the word love)

Funeral For A Fiend

After Andy's nostalgic "clip show" post for the first time since its implementation i took notice of our flag counter... and Wow?!? it seems ComeHitThis has become the proverbial cake to the fat kid for many of you. WHERE THE FIENDS AT?

Let's take a look at the baffling numbers, for a minute. In the last month we've had 1896 page views for an average of 61 page views per day from 13 different countries with 279 unique viewers from our home country... I'm almost convinced the flag counter is broken, i can count on my 20 fingers the number of people i know that read this blog and all of them are way too lazy to visit 3 times a day to produce these numbers. (and yes i have four hands which also allows me to give 'Anonymous' from March 12, 2010 10:25 PM, for whom satirical humor appears to be an abstract notion, four thumbs down for his or her lack of ability to make a comment that was coherent with the subject matter)

On a cheerier note, I'd like to thank everyone who follows ComeHitThis. I would do shout-outs to all those that i know who read the blog, but just in case we are your dirty little secret which you visit whilst your waiting for your porn streams to buffer i won't. Besides its more fun when you remain unknown to everyone, who wants their 15 seconds of fame on the internet anyways? I know we don't...

In the words of a very strange man i know...
Laters Blaters.

I'm going to upload a porn.

Hi,

I'm bored and can't sleep. Anyway, I think this blog is moving in new directions. What I mean is the shit we're talking about on here is like starting to become more similar to what we talk about in real life (e.g. Priyan linking a porn). I'm embracing this change with open arms, so now I'm gonna tell you guys about how I'm gonna upload some porn.

I got a pretty big download limit, but recently we went over it. Even when I go over it I can normally stream porn but at this time my brother was downloading as well so I was really in a pickle. What I had to do is watch some porn that I had downloaded....

If you're not really out of it (which most of us are) then you probably would've started streaming porn by now. Streaming porn is great, you can browse for hours and you don't need to wait for it finish downloading before you can masturbate (rubbing your penis until it ejaculates semen) to it. Anyway, when I browsed my old downloaded porn, I came across some really good stuff that I hadn't seen on streaming sites.

Then BAM, i felt like what Edison must have felt like when he invented the light bulb - I realised I needed to upload a porn. I knew it was the right thing to do, I had taken so much from streaming sites and given nothing in return. If the lessons of the buddha had taught me anything, it was that I needed to upload a porn (buddha teaches karma).

So the point of this is to inspire everyone else out there to do it too. Imagine if all of us stream only but never upload people took action, we could change the world (of porn) as we know it.

OK bed time cya

Hey Charles

Don't make it too obvious that you're mad or else people will think that you're mad and grill you about the thing that you seem to be mad about

From me to my dearest friends

Hey, sup?

I'm just trying to do some study but as you can see I'm a bit side-tracked. I think a big part of the reason I haven't posted on this blog in a while is because I started off using it as a procrastination tool and that's what I've come to think of it as. The other part of the reason is that I've slowly begun to notice that you's guys are all wankers and I really need to get some new friends. I think I'm gonna get some curry friends that go to UNSW, I'm really keen to go to tank and pontoon with them. I'm also thinking of transferring to comm/law because I think if I did so, my dick would grow exponentially. Of course, if my dick grew, my balls would grow in proper proportion to match said growth. The next thing I'd do is teabag all of the comehitthis crew whilst you's are asleep with my new colossal balls. This would all be caught on camera, I'm only going to show the video to ryuto though because me and him are the biggest sick cunts in the world and yeah basically we'd just watch the video and laugh at you's because you're shit cunts but were sick cunts.

Anyway, you may have noticed that I wear tighter clothes and look less shaggy these days. Its because chicks dig it and I dont give a fuck what you's think. Keeping it real is bullshit, I'm gonna rule the world with my UNSW comm/law degree and when you's are all poor and shit I'm gonna buy your shitty degrees off you and wipe my ass with them and then feed it to my trophy wife for dinner because i get off on that shit and she'll do whatever freaky shit i say because shes my fucking property.

Nah but seriously, where da bitches at?

XOX

I'm Officially Who You'd Rather Go

I was planning for this post to be pure gloating, but I must admit im not really in a gloating mood. Anyway, for the sake of you guys I'll give it a shot. So basically, I shat on all of you guys in the poll. In the end I took the win with 21 votes (48%), second to Crez with a measly 6 votes (13%), with me having above majority for some time also. To be honest I didn't really need the poll to know that chicks like me better than you's guys, I already knew it. Lets take an objective look at me here, I drive a car that was made in 1984, in terms of ambition I'm on the very low-end, and in terms of laziness I'm on the very high end, most types of media and knowledge i enjoy are the kinds that would never help me in a conversation with anyone, I couldn't afford to take a girl out to dinner at Red let alone an eat-in restaurant, I do drugs more than the average kid, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed either, some might even call me a derelict of sorts lol. Yet I still do alright with the ladies, to be more precise, I do better than you do. Some might even call you guys pathetic, not me though, but probably like pretty much everyone else. Don't fret though, your day will come, well maybe not but hey there are alot of drunk chicks around these days right?

Lols ok that was fun. Props to Chris and David for putting together the battle studies picture, skillz. Much love Xoxo.

P.S. I don't really get how priyan's hat is curving upwards in the new banner eh lol

The real ComeHitThis

Hello, its Indy G back so soon. This time the purpose of my post isn't to show that I still exist but something much more important.

I remember like 2 months ago, me and my stupid friends started a stupid blog mainly for the purpose of uploading priyan's photos so he wouldnt have to send them to us all individually on msn. Anyway, we all started making stupid posts on the blog, mainly targetted at eachother. The blog was real, it was raw, it was down for whatever, it was stupid, it didn't make any sense to anyone but us, the blog was beautiful.

And today, we see the blog targetting a wider audience. We have become bloggers who consider our audience, basically we have become part of a blog that is still somewhat stupid but satisfies our audience with the aspects of life they find entertaining, we're showing sides of ourselves that are infact not stupid. This is definitely something I don't want to see. I'd like to see a change in this trend, and I am here to make a stand the only way I know how. This is what the real ComeHitThis is about, and watch out guys, coz its on its way back!

WU-TANG!!

Lads, Eshays, Hipsters, Westys, Weed, Lil Jon, Indy, Ryuto, Jinman, Ant, Paul, Andy, Crez, Kayo and Cam. These are the mix of Sydney fans/fiends of the WU-TANG CLAN who came for their first gig at the enmore last Thursday, also a start to the events of last week's epic weekend.

Seemingly coming out of nowhere, word spread that they might do a gig after some ?melbourne skate/punk show? in the Syds and i was definitely skeptical to them hitting the shores at all. Lets face it, the clan hasn't been the same since ODB died with rumors of "creative control" (RZA making shitty beats) and some members getting more success than others and not returning to their roots and "keeping it real" (as if you wouldn't sell out if you had the chance! look at Sheckler!). Oh yeah and does anyone notice how Mef is like immune to all this, he had like a PG TV show with Red about being stoners without any evidence of weed or smoke at all, fuck the what?!

But back to the matter we bought the tickets and the show happened. I remember on the train there, we were making hypotheticals of who we would trade (U-GOD) for the ones that already announced were a no show (Mef, Ghostface, ODB dead) and how RZA can't flow over his own beats (Triumph). Well we got to the doors to meet up with Ant and sure enough there was a small piece of paper pinned up, some dudes flaked. "U-GOD & MASTA KILLA WILL NOT PERFORM TONIGHT" First reaction was a LOL, no real biggie. That left us with 4/9 - Raekwon, GZA, Inspecktah Deck and RZA (is Cappadonna counted as a member yet? was he there?) which is probably the best collection of like straight lyrical dudes in the crew (bar RZA). They all showed and killed it the only problem was times when it was like, oh shit yeh Gravel Pit! oh wait...none of these dudes have verses on this song....bummer.

Their set was kinda weird too as they did all of their classics straight from the beginning and kinda burnt out and dragged on to the end, to quote Ryuto: "It got kinda CBF". But still it was mad to see them do Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nothin' to Fuck With' and C.R.E.A.M Live and in the flesh for the first and maybe last time ever. It was also cool to see Raekwon and his stockiness aswell as them all yelling over eachother when trying to talk to the crowd. So the overall verdict......SICKKKK.

Oh yeah and also a special note to the beginning act Lil Jon who was okay and ultimate lols. Between songs he talked in his "mild-mannered citizen" voice just like in Chapelle. I think he caught alot of people off guard when he first came out, everyone ready to boo but he was actually pretty enegretic. Dont act like you dont know the songs! (I see ya Jinman!). Also i feel bad for Ryuto when that gay eshay pyramid collapsed on him. shotnot.

Oh yeah sorry for the lack of photos, we are useless without Prez's 3 megapixel machine.

ON another note altogether... has anyone seen the espionage collabos with reebok? Someone got fired over this shit lol.

A mixture of everything it kinda reminded me of this....


P.S.
Also props to Kayo for like showing up to the gig after spending 4 hours in jail that same day, I shit you not. Is Kayo realer than U-God? Some would say yes lol

Daria is a really good show guys

Told the Yees that I had a dream where I was chilling out with Daria and Jane, Crez then thought to himself 'What would we look like in Daria vision?' This is what followed. Such a talented kid!



About two weeks ago, I found out that my brother got Daria season 5 off his stoner phsyiotherapist girlfriend (or like friend, i dunno lol). I was stoked, watched that shizz, then proceeded to watch every daria episode and movie. Last time I watched it was about 4 years ago off winamp, and this time around I think that I could understand the whole thing alot better (remember what i was like 4 years ago? lol). And man, what a great thing Daria is. Some would say that Daria, Jane and anyone like them are just losers who judge away from their observation chair and don't take part in anything. But what they're too stupid to understand is, observing retards is one of the greatest pleasures of life, and it is something that should definitely be celebrated (which is exactly what Daria does). Watching bad movies for fun? (Mike owns 'Under Seige 2' on DVD). Listening to bad music for the lols? Smokin weed, smoke wizz, doin coke, drinkin beers? Who doesn't love to do all these things? Celebrate satire and sarcasm by rewatching Daria some day if youre bored. I think this site is the only one on the net that has season 2 to 5 in english - http://rutube.ru/ - just search the episode name. By the way season 1 kinda sucks.

Oh yeah btw, where the fuck is everyone? I know that Andy has facebook fever LOL. Charles is studying away like a riceboy I presume (as am I though? lol). Had a jam with Priyan yesterday. But Crez, sup man? xoxo.

Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban

Hi fellas

I didn't want to go in too early to conception day, so I was gonna meet 2 of my friends who had an exam on that day. They were taking a while to get out, so I started a convo with a Lebanese dude sitting near me. Turns out he was waiting for a friend too, we got a long well and he asked whether I wanted to have pre-drinks with him and his mate and i was like "fuck it, why not?".

So we went to meet his friend. He was a bit taller than me and built like Vin Diesel, he was indeed a sexy bitch. Then we got to drinking and talking, it was a fun experience. They shared stories of cruisin' in hot cars and females (Vin Diesel said he managed to pick up 8 girls at the roxy last sunday and broke his previous record of 7). Anyway they were very stereotypical and very funny, Vin Diesel kept rapping lines of random songs that I hadn't heard before. Some of them were awesomely funny coming from him, and I tried to remember the lines so I could google them and find the songs. And today, that's exactly what I did. The point of this post is to show how lols these lines are. I don't know though, maybe they were just funny to me because I actually saw the guy and talked to him but meh. Well here they are.

'I went from the Vernon, the curve servin', paper earnin'
Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban'

and

'Fuck bein' broke
Give that bitch a girdle tell her, "Transport my coke"'

'Theres such a thing as spending too much time together'

I see Priyan (Prez) almost every day, it's been this way for like 4 years. He's probably the coolest person I know, our relationship is a bit like Dorian Gray's and Lord Henry's (lol). Basically I'm like "Don't you ever think about this?" and hes like "No". In the 'about me' section of his profile, he describes himself as 'a bit fried'. I think this is what makes Priyan so beautiful, he's just so unaware of things that other people see, things that make people do things (often toolish things). Things he fails to see are trends and why people look up to certain people, he just does not really give a shit about what other people are doing. He can be this way because what he does with his life (usually doesn't involve people) makes him so happy that he can be content with the world without ever really observing it, and he doesn't feel the need to. All he needs is his wanking hand in good condition, his guitar, and his skateboard and his life is fulfilled.

Anyway, regardless of how cool Priyan is, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of him. He quotes the simpsons all fucking day and its getting a bit stale to be honest. He relates everything to KFC meals, if I ask him something like "would you pay 500 bucks to see Biggie live?" hed be all like "500 bucks, thats like 50 KFC meals". He's afraid of taking a dump at public places, once we had to trek it from Macq uni to his house just so he could do the deed.

So yeah I'm officially announcing that Priyan and I are having a 2 week break. If I see him around, I'll say hi and shit, but thats it.

SHOUT OUT to that chick from New York who follows the blog, SHOUT OUT to my homie saba for being strong enough to have a body builder in submission.

Much Love. xox.

*UPGRADE*

So weve been on the interwebz for almost a month now and as most of you have noticed we finally have banner-age featuring NEW CHARLES in all of his glory. More on the origins of this miraculous picture later which is "the greatest of all taaime!" (kanye voice)
Finalizing the banner was no easy task, here are some b-sides that didn't make the cut.....
CLICK TO ENLARGE...

YES. A very very close runner up

polliticin' with my mans and em

PREZidentual

...

ESHAYZzzzzzz

Have you ever been dumped?

No I'm not talking about taking a dump, though I could write all night about that topic (e.g. taking a dump in public places, taking a dump at a friends house, the mysterious roll of toilet paper on the yees downstairs couch?!??!).

WARNING: This post is kind of gay, not reccomended for men with any kind of masculinity in them (cozzie). Oh wait cozzie's fave movie is suddenly 30 LOLOL. Nah seriously but, emotional outpour follows, proceed with caution.

The point of this post is to review the movie i checked out today '500 days of summer' before this weekend because I don't know if I'll be able to even remember my own address after it. Anyway, I loved this movie bro, I was touched by it (NOT EVEN SARCASM). Basically what happens is - a dude meets a chick, he likes her more than she likes him, she dumps him, he spews about it for about 200 days. Synopsis sounds horrible right? Well dude, open your mind a little. Even New Charles has a soft spot in him, point is - even a cynic could enjoy this movie, why? Because it's done in such a real, original and entertaining way. The realism - the idealist viewer is never given what they want in this movie, if you've ever been dumped before you'd see this movie captures the whole process pretty accurately. The originality - alot of cool, new ways of showing what was going on in the movie and in the heads of the characters. The entertainment - was a funny movie, it paid out silent film and po-mo art, and don't we all hate these things and people who enjoy them?

This movie is about the beauty of falling in love contrasted to the depression of getting shat on on the face (lol in joke ehhh). The way it touched me had nothing to do with the beauty of love, but just from relating to the main character and his ordeals. Good movie! Sooo gonna cop shit for this post lol.

Yeah, so Dorian Grae lol. Kk see you guys on sunday, mmmmMMMWAHHZZZZ

The Crew Anthem?

Hey guys, been a while. Know I said I wasn't gonna make a post for a while, but had to get this out there you know. How am I you ask? Well the spot between my anus and scrotum (what is this spot called again? looking your way priyan) is sweating, quite a scorcher today eh fellas? Lol. How you doin'? (in a joey voice)

But yeah, I propose for this to be our blog crew anthem. Why? BECAUSE ITS FRIKIN REAL MAN. Play close attention to the lyrics, a few of you have probably heard it before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vofXcC0rj4&feature=fvst



Stay tuned for a possible review of the Seinfeld porn, here is the trailer (no nudity)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyZg7E27cw