Daze of our lives pt.1

July. The lost month.......yeah all of us got mad ceebs to blog anything but it was probably the most eventful month of the year so far with birthdays, holidays etc. So i guess this is it told from my phone, chronologically ?backwards? inception steezzzz

With most of the E-Dubb 21sts it would usually start at food, move to K then to the pub, to the streets then back to the pub. A vicious cycle, this screencap sums up my feelings quite accurately


Props to Rushman for looking like a lankan George Clooney



edubb fiend team, shout out to the boy jago

The Dynasty

Shout out to blog newcomers Vicky, Stephanie and the Supreme x Tom&Toms collabo


Happy Birthday to Prezzzz

the dude on the left is pryian older bro ashan, or as he calls him his nigs. Andy's excitement is proportional to the gleam of grease shining off his forehead.

lol at the trio. Shotgun prez ashing on Andy's shoulder, this reminds me of something....



"theres good protein in this jimmy, though i would've prefered to shelf this instead"

It looks like tupac is still alive in the form of a young korean boy, FEEL MEH!

Kabir - "Theres protein in that brahh?"

LOL



BAM!
Kabir - "wow you're bigger than i thought"

DONT

SLEEP

DIP$$$ET

Lastly happy 21rd birthday to our buddy/chap/aquaintance Charles , we all love you somewhat.
ok peasss, In pt2 there will be videos from these events and yes what you have all been waiting for, the boy Brian singing/sanging.....

Cash Money, Young Money, Take money, Yo Money!

Hey this is a really short rant in my series of weekly rants. I decided to sum this one up in a rap instead of just a straight post for the lol's.

AYO
theres a place i love, where i get it in like mutha fugga
where i fit in like a glove, yea i'm a mutha fugga
you can find it next to maccas
accepting all types, black, asian, indians and crackers
get past secruity, check yo id for maturity
where all a mann wana see is straight nudity
and at 18 all this shit was new to me
pay a hot twenty, stamp on the hand
ass they got plenty, i luv dis place mannnnnnn!
yo this place is seedy like ed norton in rounders
i wonder if anyone has used stripper money to buy a quarter pounder?
the chicks walk out do a dance
the whole front row suddenly ruin their pants
you feel good, fuck it you feel illy
till you look over and see tim willy
screw it ima stack bills til i can't stack no more
she a mad dog rollin on all fours
this shit is crazy hardcore
we can play like banner baby no pause
man i could chill til the sunrise in this place
get excited like heshan saw chase at martin place
the music low, slappa de bass
you know wat to use you bills fo, titties slappa de face!
don't feel bad they payin their tuition for university
they say it closes at 5, i wishin my night didn't have to end so early!



And yo florence i noe ur keen dont even try to hide
i see ya fiending like brian in the ride
cause if it suits let the glove fit
don't disagree with the urge to fiend tits
keep ur drinks cold and ur bills crisp
and next time pick up ur fone and call up Chris!

you fancy huh? you fancy huh? nails done hair done evrything BIG, nails done hair done everything BIG!!

Well as i said in my last post i will half ass attempt to document all the bullshit we talk. This week my friends i will be talking about a matter that is quite pressing to my heart, the straight fringe and leather jacket. I want people to note two things, 1.that this is not about chicks who necessarily put both together and 2. this is kinda one of those crazy theories with no serious reasoning, so if get offended or sumthin you best chill out and smoke some of this protein (mountain choc mmmmm, are these protein jokes gettin old btw?).

So you're probably wondering what i'm talkin about, let me explain. When you're in high school you'll see chicks just with normal hair and whateves, just doin their thing. BUT when you get to the end of highschool/firss year uni you'll notice something, something not dramatically different yet something a little off...you'll notice the straight fringe! This is more commonly found in white chicks and stands as a stylistic choice but more importantly a statement, that says "here i am, respect me and my queendom (lol at the word queendom, i think the word was made up by lauyrn hill, erykah baduh or one dem nappy head hoes AHA!). You're probably wondering what does this straight fringe look like and how does i make sure its the real thing? dw i gots yo back!
Note the extremely pale diagram (fringes are also known as bangs btw,not to confused with ya boy bangs). Now if you want to know if the straight fringe is on purpose or by pure coincidence just do this conversation guide and it should all be sweet. First start by asking...
"hey chick what uni do you go to (she will go to uni or have some office full time job)?"
"Sydney uni, i think it really suits my new intelltucal perspective of the world."
"woah thats a great uni! what are you studying?"
"law arts, its really interesting! even though its my first year i can really see myself doing this for the rest of my life."
"Yeah i saw that in the uni guide, its looked soooo hard to get into. So in high school were you the most popular person or more of the modest type?"
"Modest of course! But you know i was never afraid to speak my mind, though i never really got in anyone's face thats just not me!"
"Btw i like you're haircut, very sharp!"
"oooo this? I only had it done a coupla weeks ago."
Keep in mind it will only have been done a coupla weeks ago or a month ago, and thats how you know wats up.

But i here you asking "Andrew what if i don't have the hair or ratio of face to pull it off?". Thats where the leather jacket comes into play. Now unlike its cousin the straight fringe the leather jacket gives off a far more laid back yet confident look, like its saying "hey world i'm chilled and cool like james dean, but i also got the paper and brains to rock this! nah mean?"(of course it wouldn't really be in a rap but i got bored). The leather jacket is also economical because it is stylish and warm for those far more chilly winter months, yes it is finally possible for chicks to be steezy in the breazy!


The application of the leather jacket can usually be found on General Pants chicks or Asian chicks. Its very suiting for Asian chicks as the straight fringe takes dedication and a certain level of commitment, the leather jacket can easily be worn and then taken off for any family dinner at some dodgy/ambiguous Chinese of Korean restaurant.

Now if you happen to be walking down Pitt st or Oxford st minding your own business, enjoying the sweet breeze and you happen to glance to your left and you see a straight fringed, leather jacket wearing chick you best save that moment...because you my friend have just bumped into an arts school chick! And if she is Asian give us a call and i'll comin runnin like no ones buziness!

So BAM another theory cracked, i might do another this week if i'm keen COMEHITTHIS!

Please sir can i have some more.......Protein bitch!!

Well it seems the blog has stalled a little. Its not that we've been doing unexciting things as of late (as we speak prez is at the Tribe concert) its just the ceebs factor in logging in and thinking of something to write. The other day when i was hanging with the Comehitthis crew it came to mind that what would it be like if we wrote down all the random theories and shit that we said in everyday life. Sure when we say it it sounds normal enough to us, but if we were to write it that would be some random shit!

And so i will attempt to do this over time. The first issue i wanted to address in rant form was the protein craze (which coincides with the MMA phenomena). My first question, how did protein become into the everyday practice of people?! if you were to tell me in high school that people would be doin this shit i would've been like...
"yea bullshit, no ones that keen"
And yet people are keen, they are as keen as hell. When did the desire for sweet muscles become such a priority? Keep in mind i know its every dude's dream to go to Flow and bench press a chick on the dance floor but still, why?

The first person i really really know who did it was Kabir (kabs), to me he will always be the originator of this here protein style. I remember one adventure where we went and bought a bag, the guy at the counter was eating a protein bar as he was serving us (to say it was sick would be an understatement). Personally i will probably never use protein but i can't help but support Kabir as we've been friends for forever and for saying the classic quote
"Jay Sean, he almost makes me proud to be Indian".

It seems to me that the latest keen user is our very own Indy who has really embraced the lifestyle of the protein user. On the other hand our very own New Charles is the complete opposite, smokin and eating chicken like a fiend. In this view i side with Charles, not that i support smoking (but i do chicken) but merely because any chance i get to grill Indy i will take it! But for the side of protein Dre and Craig David have become pretty ripped, are my two musical idols protein users? Check out these pics and decide fo yo self...

Am i against fitness? No but am i against the use of a flavored supplement to get muscles n shit? Maybe (if prez starts using protein will grill the crap out of him and use it for the 'lols'). So basically what i'm saying here is why did everyone start using protein? when did this happen? and more importantly you the readers, are you going to start using protein yourselves? COMEHITHIS!!