The Chronicles of Mo.

Again I can't sleep, why? I'm daydreaming about mo, so I'm gonna write about him.

Soo0o0o0o0 in year 7 I met this guy called mo, to be frank he was a black keunt and i hated him because i hate black kents. Then come year 8 he was in my class, I used to throw shit at him and give him shit because he never seemed to get rule no.1 of going to a boys school: if you get paid out, don't show vulnerability to it. So yeah, he was definitely the most fun person to pay out ever - you could even say I was addicted to paying him out. I became addicted to mo.

So about a year later he had become one of my best friends, he was also an outlet for my dominant sexual tendencies. At around this time I asked him 'would you ever fuck a chick in the ass?' and he was like 'only for the scream' - pretty much the best response you could give to that question. Then once I farted and everyone was like 'awwww what is that' and I was like 'awww man it smells like mo's house' - this was probably the maddest he had ever been at me. But I'm a man who pushes the boundaries (the boundaries of mo). I could always surprise myself with new levels and ways of paying out mo.

Mo is the most passive guy in the world. Yet everyone has a void to fill. Mo got a girlfriend in year 10, they were very close. His girlfriend and mine were best friends at the time, so we spent a fair bit of time outside of school together as well. Once I was jigging with him and hes 'like lets go to her house and chill out' and i'm like 'nah fuck off that'd be gay' and hes like 'come on mannn' and then I see this nice keyboard in this computer store window and i'm like 'if you buy me that keyboard, i'll go home and you can go to her house' and yes he buys me the fucking $15 keyboard to do it lol.

And then in year 11 came World of Warcraft - the cause of mo and his girlfriends break up (coincidently a few days before her birthday loooool). Me, mo and this other dude called Deams played this game like all day everyday in year 11. I used to eat dinner at the computer and stay up till 5 am in the holidays when I was into WoW, it really is like a drug. So another year of mo, a fucking awesome year i must say. So what if you lose your social skills and any chance of contact with the opposite sex? We were having a sick time and I must say playing WoW was one of the best periods of my life. Getting a bit sidetracked here lol.

And now, Mo has an investment property. We went drinking with him a few times after school finished but sadly I haven't seen much of him lately.

But yeah, there's alot more to mo than this. Though I paid him out, it was all love. Like obviously a dude cares about you if he gives you a bribe of a fucking keyboard to avoid hurting your feelings. And being passive is a good thing, he always avoided the evils of the world. He really did give a shit about what was important and wasn't into all the bullshit. What a great guy he is.

Cheers to Mo, we all like you a fair bit (I don't like to toss around the word love)

Lets take a step back and look at life for a second...

Life is deep. Full of trials, failures, ups and downs, wins, losses, gains, sadness, happiness. An infinite circle, a spectrum that will continue long after we are gone, an endless circulation of 1's and 0's. Life. Death. Birth. An inconsequential amount of just and injustice, A moral separation of right and wrongs, therefore. thereby. juxtapose. the crux of linear values. quantum theory, quarks, homogeneous, homozygous etc etc etc ...other important words...........
















It is also great for making dodgy photoshop pictures....
















AND to this i present u fiends with part tre!!!
yo dre hit em with that funky ass bassline!!


Prez Damons blowin up hard! the green zone indeed

LIFE IN COMICS PT 1,2 and 3
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peassssssss! ceebs uni aye? lol

B Side + Video Roundup= Filler...sweet sweet filler

Alright i know i know, you guys probably enjoy reading these filler posts as much as i enjoy writing them but c'mon i haven't done one of these in a while. It seems that the new theme of the blog lately has been rants and blog beef, so i thought i'd keep reppin stupidity.

A while back we started a fight club, I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you that it wasn't rough. But yea in this case it was Cozzie vs Prez (video'd in the dark). Note that the best part of the video is Prez's baboon like grunt at the end, I'm not sure if his keen for blood or for ass.

This reminds me of a certain something...



To explain the next sequence of pics we're gonna have to backtrack to over a month ago to the night before me and crez had left for Fiji. We we're supposed to have a few casual drinks...we ended up gettin fugged up...again...

...and goin to karaoke....again.

smacked out hard

DICK WET DICK WET DICK WET (rhymes with dipset, ooooo dis nicca).

COMEHITTHIS!!!

Funeral For A Fiend

After Andy's nostalgic "clip show" post for the first time since its implementation i took notice of our flag counter... and Wow?!? it seems ComeHitThis has become the proverbial cake to the fat kid for many of you. WHERE THE FIENDS AT?

Let's take a look at the baffling numbers, for a minute. In the last month we've had 1896 page views for an average of 61 page views per day from 13 different countries with 279 unique viewers from our home country... I'm almost convinced the flag counter is broken, i can count on my 20 fingers the number of people i know that read this blog and all of them are way too lazy to visit 3 times a day to produce these numbers. (and yes i have four hands which also allows me to give 'Anonymous' from March 12, 2010 10:25 PM, for whom satirical humor appears to be an abstract notion, four thumbs down for his or her lack of ability to make a comment that was coherent with the subject matter)

On a cheerier note, I'd like to thank everyone who follows ComeHitThis. I would do shout-outs to all those that i know who read the blog, but just in case we are your dirty little secret which you visit whilst your waiting for your porn streams to buffer i won't. Besides its more fun when you remain unknown to everyone, who wants their 15 seconds of fame on the internet anyways? I know we don't...

In the words of a very strange man i know...
Laters Blaters.

new song

i made a raw piano piece. its a slow green it song.

Its called Blue Marble.

prez

102 posts, we deed it!!!!

Well we did it! we reached 100 posts, i'm not sure if this is a big deal but for a blog we thought would only last about 2 weeks its defs something. We've had alot of good times at Comehitthis, some hilarious, some rough and at times incoherent. So for your consideration i have picked a handful of some of jewels that truly make Comehitthis a treasure of the internet (and also to show the ridiculous shit we get away with on this blog)

"Then BAM, i felt like what Edison must have felt like when he invented the light bulb - I realised I needed to upload a porn."-Indy G

"So im guess your all wondering what this title is about. I aint gonna beat off around the bush its a porno. not just any porno probably up there as one of my all time faves."-Prez

"I'm gonna rule the world with my UNSW comm/law degree and when you's are all poor and shit I'm gonna buy your shitty degrees off you and wipe my ass with them"-Indy G

"Who else thinks Nicki Minaj would be a total freak in bed? ANYONE...?"-Twilight

"MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Taylor Swift."-Twilight

"Indy g and charles couldnt make it as the band life had already caught up with them, doing coke lines off stippers asses."-Prez

"oh yeah true story, Big Momma asked "where is your tall, dark friend? havent seen him lately"
LOL PREZ your in!"-Crez

""Kevin's First Concert" fame Kevin (this niccca), is the leader of a new 9 dude Korean pop group. Much like the Wu-Tang Clan cept much gayer, no homo, wait yes homo?"-Crez

"Taylor Swift's Fearless is every girl's anthem and every boy's guilty pleasure."-Twilight

"'NO I would NOT smash that over Katy Perry' for all men and lesbi-honest's around the world."-Twilight

"while some may call her 'a chode on wheels' or others that shes got a 'terrible excuse for a ba donk a donk' this writer see's past the weinerwagon that shes draggin' and is still very keen."-Prez

"Big ups to whoever was in charge of the casting for hiring an asian guy to add some eastern pasty to the mix, and big up to fellow blogger new Charles for lookin like him ( La Push nicca!)"-Andy

"I don't know where Brossic Park is but i want live there forever (with my bros of course)."- Andy

"I walked around a shopping centre listening to the Christmas music they had on the speakers, that shit is more depressing than playing wii tennis, i bet they made those things wireless so you wouldnt try to hang yourself while playing it."-Prez

"we're showing sides of ourselves that are infact not stupid. This is definitely something I don't want to see."-Indy G

Okay i noe i'm missing heaps and heaps of other quotables but with 100 posts the ceebs factor of goin through all of dem is just too great (if your keen jus chuck some in the comments). And also check out Prez's music video to get a good taste of the blog.

And to tribute ourselves because we can (like Easyway at Epping giving itself best store for like 12 years straight) heres a video that really says it all...COMEHITTHIS!!!!

I'm going to upload a porn.

Hi,

I'm bored and can't sleep. Anyway, I think this blog is moving in new directions. What I mean is the shit we're talking about on here is like starting to become more similar to what we talk about in real life (e.g. Priyan linking a porn). I'm embracing this change with open arms, so now I'm gonna tell you guys about how I'm gonna upload some porn.

I got a pretty big download limit, but recently we went over it. Even when I go over it I can normally stream porn but at this time my brother was downloading as well so I was really in a pickle. What I had to do is watch some porn that I had downloaded....

If you're not really out of it (which most of us are) then you probably would've started streaming porn by now. Streaming porn is great, you can browse for hours and you don't need to wait for it finish downloading before you can masturbate (rubbing your penis until it ejaculates semen) to it. Anyway, when I browsed my old downloaded porn, I came across some really good stuff that I hadn't seen on streaming sites.

Then BAM, i felt like what Edison must have felt like when he invented the light bulb - I realised I needed to upload a porn. I knew it was the right thing to do, I had taken so much from streaming sites and given nothing in return. If the lessons of the buddha had taught me anything, it was that I needed to upload a porn (buddha teaches karma).

So the point of this is to inspire everyone else out there to do it too. Imagine if all of us stream only but never upload people took action, we could change the world (of porn) as we know it.

OK bed time cya

Hey Charles

Don't make it too obvious that you're mad or else people will think that you're mad and grill you about the thing that you seem to be mad about

It's so cold in the E.

Having the schooling year already well and truly begun for all of us it feels a fitting time for a post... just about stuff.

It's been awhile since my last post and most of you will know that toward the end of the holidays i took the notion of existentialism, kicked it up a notch and made Alfred J. Prufrock look like his life had a point to it. Hence the lack of posts, but now that uni has begun I've plenty to talk about.

Let me begin with a big issue (yeah, comehitthis is now getting into heavy shit). Until this year, there were exactly 673 reasons why UNSW is better than Macquarie Uni (one of them being that MQU is an acronym for the dyslexic) now sadly there is only 672... As of semester 1 2010, UNSW has gone smoke free, like it's retarded dyslexic 2nd cousin MQU.

I could go on and on and list enough reasons to publish '1001 reasons why university's going smoke free is stupid' but i won't... rather i'll list all the reasons why i think it is a good idea.

1) lines at ARC stores will shorten slightly...

*end rant*

Don't fret ComeTitThis isn't becoming www.underscoredavid.blogspot.com, i promise my next post will have no point whatsoever other than pure entertainment.

Barney out.

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From me to my dearest friends

Hey, sup?

I'm just trying to do some study but as you can see I'm a bit side-tracked. I think a big part of the reason I haven't posted on this blog in a while is because I started off using it as a procrastination tool and that's what I've come to think of it as. The other part of the reason is that I've slowly begun to notice that you's guys are all wankers and I really need to get some new friends. I think I'm gonna get some curry friends that go to UNSW, I'm really keen to go to tank and pontoon with them. I'm also thinking of transferring to comm/law because I think if I did so, my dick would grow exponentially. Of course, if my dick grew, my balls would grow in proper proportion to match said growth. The next thing I'd do is teabag all of the comehitthis crew whilst you's are asleep with my new colossal balls. This would all be caught on camera, I'm only going to show the video to ryuto though because me and him are the biggest sick cunts in the world and yeah basically we'd just watch the video and laugh at you's because you're shit cunts but were sick cunts.

Anyway, you may have noticed that I wear tighter clothes and look less shaggy these days. Its because chicks dig it and I dont give a fuck what you's think. Keeping it real is bullshit, I'm gonna rule the world with my UNSW comm/law degree and when you's are all poor and shit I'm gonna buy your shitty degrees off you and wipe my ass with them and then feed it to my trophy wife for dinner because i get off on that shit and she'll do whatever freaky shit i say because shes my fucking property.

Nah but seriously, where da bitches at?

XOX

COME HIT THIS: VIDEO CLIP

This is officially the first come hit this video clip. So if you and I ever get into bullshit small talk about the holidays, im gonna have to refer you to this video...


p.s sorry about the quality, it was 1gig initially but i had to reduce it to under 100mb cause of this blog (youtube has the same limit).

COME HIT THIS!







Better quality version:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=YJKZGWFB

Welcome to the island..........

Well as crez said in his post the trip to Fiji was actually split up into 2 parts (actually 3 but i'll explain that later). The first week we spent in nice and sunny Suva, and then we got shipped off witha gang of our cousins (i think about 11 of us) to the island.....


and thats when shit got rough...


We had no expectations of the island, on paper everything sounded pretty sweet and not loss of sanity inducing at all. But how wrong we were, how wrong indeed. The island it self was only about 20 mins boat ride away from the mainland and was covered in palm trees and nothing but ocean. The island itself only takes about 30 mins tops to walk around and across.

pretty much the whole island

what a lovely 40 degree stroll...

doin happy laps round the island

it had to be done....

having one of almost countless hammock seshs

As you can tell from my expression i'm listening to some sweet DMX "party up", you can tell right?

old skool traditional Fijian barbecue (lovo) where the food is placed on coals and buried under ground till cooked to deliciousness, see now you can never say the blog never taught you anything.

Most of the problems can stem from the lodge which was pretty rough, and when i mean rough i don't mean like the rough peace of chicken at red (dry ass breast bit) or like 'man i'm at uni on friday". I mean rough like bugs. dust, and consistent itching at all hours of the night, i'm talkin about a bucket shower and a kettle in the toilet (lol), i'm talkin about "as much as you try to get rid of but some how always there" sand everywhere, i'm talkin about dicpario The beach steez!!!! This added also by the fact that for some reaosn me, crez and mikey had a mad lack of towels and in the end had to use the same towel for both showering, swimming and foot wiping (yuck!).

the term cabin fever has never been more relevant than this moment

yea ceebs the rotation but you get the idea

The good ol bucket shower, came in handy a fair few times. Oh did i say a few? I meant never...

This lead to the levels of insanity rapidly multiplying with each crazy itching night, as it went from casual banter, to loud yelling, to dodgy bear grylls impersonations and constant comparisons to Shutter Island. The entire idea of being stuck on a small piece of land with literally no chance of escape would make any federal agent go mad. To say that shit got rough might just be the understatement of the year.

But all this aside most the problems we had with the island were either manageable and were really just wildly exaggerated by us.The view of the beach side can only really be described as breath taking and probably lead to more that a few D&M seshs. In all it was a great time hanging with the cousins and doin some catch up, swimming in the ocean (which i haven't done in years) and all in all just chilling. But that being said i don't ever wana go back aye, and we will never ever ever speak of the island again....

So yea that was the second week next we went to a 5 star hotel for our cousin's wedding, and the shit got crazy..... but more on that later.

So BULA everybody and defs COMEHITHIS!!

P.S. btw get ready for a "special" episode of Man vs Wild, Bear Grylls....i'm talkin Bear Ass!!