Friday, February 26, 2010

Good Morning America, Good Afternoon Canada, Good Evening...International....Countries: Fijiland Pt 1.



Bula holmes, so were in the sweet motherland of the Fijis nearing the end of our 2 week expedition. This is pretty much the first time we've had internet in a week due to ruffing it survivor style on an island, but more on that later.....
Our Trip consists of mostly 2 parts (1 week of familia in Suva and the other on an island in Nadi) Yeah Fiji is made up of only 2 main cities with 3rd world steez villages in the middle. So yes, u can literally drive from one side of the country to the other in 3 hours offft.
So with this post ill sum up Suva, that mexican will fill in the blanks for the other week.

To sum Suva up its the capital of the country, where the main "city" is at, about the size of a smaller maq maybe but not chat. Theres no real beaches or sterotypical Fijian things, but a lotta random stuff and cheap bumming. With our eyes and ears peeled for lols this is what we saw....


At the airport we saw this ad, tuna eating, barrel chasing,....weezy listening...?


Chillin with the fam, yes these 2 are cousins, how messed is the gene pool aye?


For the Kwang Mang....Yeehhhhh Sahhnnnn


ROTI......bizzaro world for the curry hombres and craig davids of the world. What is this Prez's nightmare? (notice though $10 its actually only really like $5 AU, sick juannnnnn).


RICE bowl, tried it, kinda chat. but for like 3 bux AUS this might be the new snack box. Can i jus say chode on wheels?


Unlike Australia theres no real competition when it comes to movie theaters, theres only just this giant movie cinema basically in the middle of town. Its pretty sick with movies only being like $5 (or 5 dowla) fijian, so basically its dirt cheap. It also has a campy handpainted steez to it .....what an eye sore!!


Fiji is first and foremost a country of traditions. They saw the cheap, easy to apply and remove movie posters most modern theatres use and said "thats good and all, but where gonna paint these dodgy posters of semi out of date movies". Case and point this sick painting of Jean Claude Van Dam as the legendary Guile from the 1998 classic Street Fighter. Someone got promoted over this one.


we'll do a review of Wolfman soon, but let me give you a heads up....its shit LOL.


How did Indys brosef's car get here?


Quite ruff


The chances were astronomical, but somehow we found the realest car in Fiji. Its even got custom wind screen wipers, Vin Diseasl would be jealous.


Metallic Blue rain steez, you aint got shit on dozzeeee


Top it off with a transformers badge BIG DAWG STYLLEE (funkmaster flex voice)


For the nicca New Charles, HUSTLINNN!!!!!! The Fijians know whatsup



Okay, first and foremost Andrew is now promoted to the "Drake" of fiji. Refering to the half jew, actor lesssbbiannnnnnhonnensttt rapper. Islanders love him for some reason and always go out of their way to smile and say hello to him, here he is pretty much a minature version of a real islander - kinda smaller and lighter in colour..... that is why this must be done....
oh yeah also watch the ad its lols


The best drink in fiji, kinda taste like a flat coke but lace it with a little blow and its good shiteeeee, ALABAMA KUSHHHHHHH


good ol.....Sprint?

so that pretty much sums up the whole suva experience....well not really but hey smoke em if you got em right?

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

shits rough

So the yee's are overseas, indy is working pretty much fulltime and charles only calls when he wants something. This reminds me of the seinfeld episode when kramer gets a job and elaine enters the bizarre world (yee's).

As the only member of the comehitthis crew that is unemployed i gotta say the last 4months of waking up and winging everyday have been pretty sweet. During this time i have manged to fall in lust with tina fey. IS IT JUST me or is she like every guys dream gal (personality wise)?!.

With all these guys doing their thang, i dunno i feel like its playing a part on how ive been acting....ill let u guys decided for urself...

LOL yeah i know right?....

so yeah someone hook me up with a job

shoutout to the yees up in FIJI.. just a piece of advice, dont matter just dont bite it.

prez.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Comin' Live From The Motherland

What is this the first international post from Comehithis?! Well if you didn't know me and "ya boy" Crez went back for the first time to our mad homeland of Fiji (although we've never been here before). It's pretty sick with food being mad cheap and having a third world steez to it. They say that the best things in life are freem, but when it comes to fijij it more comes to the point where thye best things in life ar relatively cheap. with a solid budget of about 15 dollars you xcan get a pretty decent feed and also see a movie (movies are 5.50 fijian, rounding to about $3, balllinnnn!!!!)

So not tp fret me and ya y crez will be back in the land of oz in about two days and will have stories, pictures and a very special episode of "Man vs Wild" for all you keen Comehitthis addicts. So yerpppppppp COMEHITHIS!!!

And btw wats goin on in Sydney? Indys got a job, New Charles got us John Mayer tickets, an pryians become more ceebs from what i can gather. HAS THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Great Maccas Flood of '10

Kinda pointless but with a camera at hand, this is what happened. True story.
Pretty much us jumping to wild conclusions....

Thursday, February 11, 2010

You've all heard of 'drunk dialling'... now i bring you, ' drunk blogging'

In the tradition of post-modernist writing technique - 'stream of consciousness'. I bring to you the Drunk Blogger post....



Jinman recently said he'd pay 150 bucks to see Mos Def live, i'd pay close to 80 bucks. Lil' Wayne and Young Money however....

Isn't it funny how Lloyd just appears from behind the fridge in the Bedrock video.

Who else thinks Nicki Minaj would be a total freak in bed? ANYONE...?

Florence, fellow ComeHitThis bloggers and I are super keen for John Mayer's 'Battle Studies' tour, coming to Sydney in May.

Let's hope Taylor Swift comes and sings her 10 words in 'Half of My Heart'... oh and the humming.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Taylor Swift.

Facebook:Ryan James Ariki LMFAO at Taylor Swift dancing to Forever. I wonder if she knew that song had Kanye in it??

Hello it's the martian, Space Jam Jordans, i want this shit forever, wake up and smell the garden..... what???

It may not mean nothin to y'all
But understand that nothin' was done for me
So i don't plan on stoppin' at all
I want this shit forever mine.

I'm shuttin' shit down at the mall
And tellin' 'ery girl she the one for me
And i ain't even plannin' to call
I want this shit forever mine....

Monday, February 8, 2010

Killuminati through your body, blows like a 12 gauge shotty, feel me!

Bored at work......this will be a long one....

So no ones blogged in a while pretty much because nothing much has really happened. Its been hella muggy, rainy just maddd shotnot weather. We were all collectivly sposed to go to this convict island's sweet motherland of Canberra to visit Smitty but that got called off so that gives us two free days. So yeh it looks like the bbq might actually happen along with us recording T-Swift this week (offttt gg charles on vocallls, she also won a Grammy for something, fate tells us this cover must be done).

On the topic of this guy during a moment of being capped+boredom Charlie made a fan page for teh blog on facebook here so best hit that shit up. He also got a job. teching kids. economics. mad legit. and also cannot drive for the week. Due to these combined factors Charles has now been promoted to the role of the "Ted Moseby" of the crew, with former Ted, Prez being upgraded to Robin (yes, upgraded) So if you see him just say "stop being such a Ted", this will =win.

Also it seems taht nicca John Mayer is coming to Sydney in May. The king of hypotheticals, he mustve read the blog and wants to sesh, this guyyy. Well tickets go on sale like ?Feb 19th? so hit us up like the 3 other ppl who are fans and wanna come with lol.

Who Would You Rather Go?
So this classical hypothetical has made a comeback recently. it is known as the ultimate "rather go" hypotyhetical due to its mad evenness. it is:

"Queen Latifah or Hallie Berry with a Spoon for a Head?"

hit us up in the comments for your angle, me id say Queen Latifah, it was a hard one though. think about it.

That nicca Mikey Mike is in the Phillipenes where he is currently what appears to be king.

maybe?

So shoutout to Jonas (who now has sick dreds), Lisa and all of Keno's southeast broduhss and nigrettes.
Oh yeh for those of you who dont know Mike(Smoke Dogg) Yee is a rapper. real talk
props to Killa for making this ages ago.
when searching wiki there was search history for "words that rhyme with world" LOL sick juan.



I also might try and make some test shirts before i go Fiji so if u want one hit us up so i can a rough idea on how much to order.



SO cauullllddd in thaa D

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

JAP JOE

Well we've been meaning to do this for a while but seems we just never go around to it. This post is dedicated Comehithtis enthusiast Joe, who a couple of months ago was deported to Japan (which seems like an upgrade, shit is rough in the wood). If your reading this Joe i'm not gonna lie basically nothing has changed since you've left, actually i think New Charles got a new haircut but thats about it i think.

if you don't know Joe his a bit of a sick one, whose interests in life includes "seshs" (ICE lol, the
infamous number 10 and of course the "ceebs" lifestyle which is technically the only/best way to live.

good ol GJ's sesh Joe

"his fiending it! his fiending it!" Joe

niceeeeee Joe

So bigs up to JOE, enjoy Japan and all its wierdness, and get ready to slide back into the ceebs lifestyle. COMEHITHIS!!