Good Morning America, Good Afternoon Canada, Good Evening...International....Countries: Fijiland Pt 1.

Bula holmes, so were in the sweet motherland of the Fijis nearing the end of our 2 week expedition. This is pretty much the first time we've had internet in a week due to ruffing it survivor style on an island, but more on that later.....
Our Trip consists of mostly 2 parts (1 week of familia in Suva and the other on an island in Nadi) Yeah Fiji is made up of only 2 main cities with 3rd world steez villages in the middle. So yes, u can literally drive from one side of the country to the other in 3 hours offft.
So with this post ill sum up Suva, that mexican will fill in the blanks for the other week.

To sum Suva up its the capital of the country, where the main "city" is at, about the size of a smaller maq maybe but not chat. Theres no real beaches or sterotypical Fijian things, but a lotta random stuff and cheap bumming. With our eyes and ears peeled for lols this is what we saw....


At the airport we saw this ad, tuna eating, barrel chasing,....weezy listening...?


Chillin with the fam, yes these 2 are cousins, how messed is the gene pool aye?


For the Kwang Mang....Yeehhhhh Sahhnnnn


ROTI......bizzaro world for the curry hombres and craig davids of the world. What is this Prez's nightmare? (notice though $10 its actually only really like $5 AU, sick juannnnnn).


RICE bowl, tried it, kinda chat. but for like 3 bux AUS this might be the new snack box. Can i jus say chode on wheels?


Unlike Australia theres no real competition when it comes to movie theaters, theres only just this giant movie cinema basically in the middle of town. Its pretty sick with movies only being like $5 (or 5 dowla) fijian, so basically its dirt cheap. It also has a campy handpainted steez to it .....what an eye sore!!


Fiji is first and foremost a country of traditions. They saw the cheap, easy to apply and remove movie posters most modern theatres use and said "thats good and all, but where gonna paint these dodgy posters of semi out of date movies". Case and point this sick painting of Jean Claude Van Dam as the legendary Guile from the 1998 classic Street Fighter. Someone got promoted over this one.


we'll do a review of Wolfman soon, but let me give you a heads up....its shit LOL.


How did Indys brosef's car get here?


Quite ruff


The chances were astronomical, but somehow we found the realest car in Fiji. Its even got custom wind screen wipers, Vin Diseasl would be jealous.


Metallic Blue rain steez, you aint got shit on dozzeeee


Top it off with a transformers badge BIG DAWG STYLLEE (funkmaster flex voice)


For the nicca New Charles, HUSTLINNN!!!!!! The Fijians know whatsup



Okay, first and foremost Andrew is now promoted to the "Drake" of fiji. Refering to the half jew, actor lesssbbiannnnnnhonnensttt rapper. Islanders love him for some reason and always go out of their way to smile and say hello to him, here he is pretty much a minature version of a real islander - kinda smaller and lighter in colour..... that is why this must be done....
oh yeah also watch the ad its lols


The best drink in fiji, kinda taste like a flat coke but lace it with a little blow and its good shiteeeee, ALABAMA KUSHHHHHHH


good ol.....Sprint?

so that pretty much sums up the whole suva experience....well not really but hey smoke em if you got em right?

Keen Beans.

So before we completely let go of '09 i thought there were a few things that needed to be wrapped up. The first is the yearly traditon to the great asian adventure to the *exotic* boxing day sales. One day a year the mostly respectable upper side of Sydney city is transformed into a keen-mans flea market (haggling, humidity inside an air conditioned room, strange smells etc.) . Non believers of a traditional Christmas, Asians line up in the wee hours of the morning to catch a cheapp bargain, its in their blood. Being the gooks we are we fought all pre-conceived cbfness and probably showed the most keeness we had ever the whole year jetting from the crib at like 5 in the morning. keen. as.
Well since im the one that usually "gets done", I thought it was only right that I hit this.
Oh yeh, also shoutout to that chick from DJ's with the tatts hahaa, youdafukinbest Ryuto Knows!


The Supreme Keen Team joined by blog newcomers Tomo whose hobbies include studying lawl and being Japanese and Hanul whose hobbies include being big and asian.


"The Holy Trinity of Hip Hop is us, we give Dre his props, but thats where its stops, its the Roc Gooks"


Friedness ensues, living in slow motion


cbf eyes lol, cameo from Shang Tsung in the middle


Bringing Eastwood to the City lol


Eye-Rollolingly good


Cameo by Jorge from Andy's media party fame


B-Boy Chi!


"Hey guys does this look tight?"
"nah man your good" "ok"
......"you got done!"


yeah, deez nutsssssss pt2.


Twilight, his skin shines like diamonds!


yo Andy, COMEHITTHIS!


ya never seen a chevy with the butterflyy doooor!


Oxford Street steez where the animals walk the people



I guess this is my first real "rant" so ill give it a shot, my view of '09 lol. So alotta people thought 2009 was crap, forgettable and the year of the CBF. IMO it was a fast blur, probs not at all the best but mostly I found that it just solidified things that you already had (work, uni, people etc.) nothing super exciting though a few things came to mind when reflecting. Yes this is on the interwebz now, we will never forget! lol

2009 was...

• Party Bus -If you were there you would know why this was memorable, eshay fest of 09' blood, guts, nautica....it was all there. Traumatic as hell lol
  
• New Charles - Okay this guy deserves credit, he successfully quit smoking and started again in the same year, doesnt work but is able to run his murked out car (recently it has been noted that he looks like Hahn from fast and furious 3 lol) and be mosty DFW. How is this possible? But MOST OF ALL, in a brief moment of weakness we discovered that he believes in the existence of a GOD............like whoa! weezyyyyyyy
• Soccer - Well 4 of the boys (Priyan, Kabs, Charles, Cheung) got keen enough to enter into a weekend sport club. This did not end good with 3 of them getting owned, Craig David getting the worst end of the stick (though this recovery time was crucial to keys to the vip study). This injury effected Prez the most by taking away his skating skillz. On the plus side he became very very pro at guitar (peep the blog songs!), has pantene-like hair and is now the lead in our band lol.....wait we have a band?!
• Eastwood/Epping - Shoutout to GJ's (ice coffee on the reg), Chico, Karaoke dudes, ...homers, RED, pork rololls, legends all year every year "closing sale", eagle boyshayz, pay and spray, the log (bumping into chapman), Ant's crib, Dan Murphy's, Number 10 (the mysterious pork chop burger lol) and all of the Eastwood boys somehow becoming stoners LOL (AK, RJ watup!)
• Indy's car - Vital to the uni sem, lets hope it makes it for the next 10 years! looks mad and reflects cbfness/the chill. Brings out d and m ness aswell as the unasked for answer of "handjob". It also smells sick imo. Good music, good times.
• Slang/Lingo - eshay, green-it, cbf, keen, fried.....you know the rest
• Music - Sadly MJ died but this left room open for the rise for the likes of Lil Wayne and the Lady Gagas of the world lol. Many group luls have ensued from weezy and his weed carriers. As mentioned before by that Mexican, the last quarter of the year saw a rise of Korean Musics.......yeah..(Jaebaum lol) as well as Indie tunes to go hand in hand with cofa/playing guitar/mayer/pastiness/cofa/Michael Cera etc.
  

Im sure there was a heap more, if you remember anything hit it up. PEASSSSSssss to 2009! On to the Next ONE!



2010...

• New Year Day 7am nothing fight
• Charles learns to swim and how to love LOL
  
• will get P's (maybe)

Thanks for reading! Weezy :(

GG

Time to celebrate? I think this speaks for itself

"Nice Big Feet"

The following is a video of Andy, Crez, Cozzy, Indy and I (Prez) in the car on the way to the space station maccas listening to 'Addicted 2 Boyz' by Gay Rapper Jr. I've always kind of seen this as a back up anthem for the crew but more for the lols than a relator.

We know from the video that cozzy wasnt so keen, but how about the rest of you? any comments?.. Also, most of you are probably wondering who is that sanchez in the back and that knows all the words, yeah it was me..."thats right cindy, im gay, and if you havent noticed so is ray"

OMG LILY ALLEN IS WINNING THE POLL LOL SICK

CUM HIT DIS!!!