Saturday, January 30, 2010

"They paved paradise and put up a parkin lot, umm bopp boop BOOP!"- little kid (hopefully filo)

That's right people you only have one, count em ONE day to vote for which activity will win. Taylor Swift is winning right now but could be SWIFTLY (eww, that feels seedy) overtaken by bbq(please don't) or the dark horse of the whole poll I Miss You (c'mon).

This post is kinda just a bit more filler, which seems to be the theme of my posts in 2010. As i was working today in the "sweet mother" Franklins i thought to myself two things...
1.Family Band
2.Do people get dipset?

kids for the story of the Family Band i'm gonna have to take you back a couple of days ago when your uncle crez was looking up Youtube and came across this...



Its almost as if you got all of the John and Kate +8 kids and harnessed all the cuteness from em and made them play instruments, adorable right? And the old guy on guitar, if that's not steezy i don't what is!

Okay if you can be bothered to remember all the way back to Indy's post about keeping it real (the dude with the big black dick, that will replace the white whale in my nightmares, or black whale), he said we have an audience but shouldn't really consider em. And i agree when it comes to this, so if you don't understand what dipset is just watch this video and get a feel....



Filler...COMEHITHIS!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

1001 things to do whilst your capped... well not really.

From the people that brought you a coffee table book heavy enough to tie onto either end of a broomstick to do your daily jail workouts with i present to you 1001 things to do whilst your capped.

Foreword:
Let's face it, none of you dare dream of life and its incessant boredom before ComeHitThis and if you be frank with yourself, well it just wasn't worth living... And though more often than not we are bandwidth friendly having your internet connection go all michael j fox on you and being stuck with 90's dial-up steez is just plain rough. You begin to realise the little things that you take for granted when properly living in the 21st century, like when our iconic banner of the rap games 3 most influential artists fails to load quickly a little part you dies.

Yesterday i accessed my daily favourites hypebeast.com and ryanoctoba.com quiker from my phone than my laptop... fucking tragic... Now to wait for a equally shameless plug by hypebeast's chief editor Kevin Ma and our good friend Ryan Octoba (who you can see battling in the Kitchen Stadium of Iron Chef Japan as Iron Chef: Classics, real talk).

1001. - Twitter

Yet to blow up on the shores of Australia to slay the demon of complexity that is facebook's UI, is the US' social networking phenomenom Twitter. Right now your all saying... "what about it, just another social networking site" ... "give me 1 good reason why i should move on from facebook and it's terrible UI that' i've already gotten used to?". Well i'll give you 3...

http://twitter.com/MyFabolouslife
http://twitter.com/katypeRry
http://twitter.com/DrakkArDnoiR

Blog favourites Loso, KP and Drizzy all have great twitters to follow. I've had some good lols reading Loso's especially.

1000. - Go to Jamberoo

lol. I went on friday for the first time, it was ballin'. I can confidently say i can walk on a bed of hot coals.

999. - Listen to old CD's you actually once paid for.

The downside is that you realise what you could've done with this money... but 320 kbps cd quality is better than most downloads you tend to get even these days so it's not all bad.

Lenny Kravitz, Ruff Endz, Savage Garden, Usher's 8701 and R. Kelly Greatest Hits... good shit. Don't have any? borrow some from the Yees.

998. - Get Red

'nuff said

997. - Start a blog

It won't be as good as this one, but you can try. And if we like you, we'll even plug it! like so... ryanoctoba.com

996. - Search for unsecured wireless networks

Not proud of it but we've all been there. Really against stealing? Go maccas or grab a CO from GJ's

995. - Make a Rap Mixtape/Cover a Song/Make a Rap Group/Make a Cover Band

I think we at comehitthis are doing all the above.... we are proactive motherfuckers.

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1. - Go Out

On that bombshell i'm heading out, peace!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Band Camp: New Charles' Worst Nightmare

Hi everyone,
As you are all aware of the new poll, some of you may have noticed that the option to "cover love story by taylor swift" is winning. good on youse who ever voted for that!. and to the rest of you seedy keunts out there who ever you are that voted for a BBQ let me say that aint happening. cbf that shit man. Anyways as you know the comehitthis crew is pretty confident that taylor swift will win (mainly because we have 100% poll control) that practice is already under way!
so charles you best be doing some vocal warm ups or some shit and if i find out you skipped town
like 3 or 4 more times... shits gonna get rough.



Here is some footage of random practice today as we were learning new slang by the shins. Andy's keeness at the end of this video explains why we made the next vid.




A teaser of the ending of "love story" ... (andy's laugh in the beginning makes me LOL everytime)

yeah were still missing the bass and of course lead singer. indy g and charles couldnt make it as the band life had already caught up with them, doing coke lines off stippers asses.

hey bobby lupoe...COMEHITTHIS.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Gettin' Creative feat. Craig David (The Peacan Deluxe edition)


Happy Chinese New Year!! well whenever that is! I was told today by resident chinamang Charliefung that it changes every year. At least Miley Cyrus & her goons know whatsup

Also met and had an art sesh with Tim Duong the other day and for some reason I got mad inspired to do some drawing again and make some stickers for Easthood as well as learn piano drums with Prez for upcoming songz, shit is ruffff. Follow his adventures at:
http://timbo400.blogspot.com/
So props for that aswell as knowing the whole Scary Movie rap off the dome "hey cindy, wanna hit this?"(shorty dies)

STICKERS
So with these I pretty much just did a take off of skate logos, enjoy!
Any ideas? throw em my way.....while the ceebs factor is semi dead


Homage to RED, I hope Big momma likes it....this will be up in the cage or eagles boyzz soon
oh yeah true story, Big Momma asked "where is your tall, dark friend? havent seen him lately"
LOL PREZ your in!


Special request for the Ant mang


Supply did it but ehhh, it must be done


DEEZ NUTSSSS !


Photo props to Ozzzmahnn aka "OEA" and his shiny new camera
Is that Jiggaman's blueprint 3 bentley?

Shoutout to Staines and your boy Bangs Craig David

Sherlock Homies > Ironman the prequel


The real Giovanni

Ask me a question while it lasts lol
http://www.formspring.me/crez

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

As most probably know we've been running this poll on which activity we should all do (if you don't just tilt yor head about 1cm to the right). Now the Categories are all pretty good, with a 50-50 chance of New Charles having to sing (lol) you really can't lose. With the winning category so far being Taylor Swift's Love Story, we thought we may as well start preparing for what might become a landslide victory (unless I Miss You suddenly pulls through, c'mon guys!). I think Prez has already learnt the song and i just learnt it tonight so things are already off to a good start, but lets forget about that for a second and focus on the whole point of this exercise...



New Charles singing (Twizzle singing T-swizzle lol)



alright we all know this is going to be epic and lets face facts, this is like once in a lifetime. Though i have heard Charles sing at karaoke (hey this version of this love is in Korean, wait a second...G Dragon!) and also in his car this will be quite the intimate experience. I can only assume that this is how it will all go down...



Yea so ten more days to get your votes in! COMEHITHIS!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

eat on the reg, chill on the reg... yea thats about it (B Sides kinda)

Its been a while since i did a b sides kinda post but it felt like it was about time. For this post i'm kinda gonna chuck a Tarantino and do the pics in a kinda random order, yea that's right shits about to get crazyy

Here we have a pic of Kabs (from B sides/Nye/Keys to the V.I.P fame) workin' for the moneys. Kabir has truly earned the title of 'sandwich artist' as he can give you advice on whats a noob choice (fresh eww), whats the best choice (southwest offt) and apparently he can make a sub with both hands tied behind his back (alright that last one was made up, but i have seen him drink like a bottle of Jimmy and become the 'wolfman' lol). If this isn't hustle i don't what is?

Alright listen up fugg your Supply, Supreme, Carhart, Vans, Fubu (lol) and whatever other shit you got. You best hit this brand, combining the most 'lol' elements of rap into the perfect title.

The other day me, Crez, Keno, Cheung aka 'da man" and Kfun went for a bit of a hunt for lunch and ended up in the Crowes Nest area starving for a burger. We hit up a joint called Healthy Burger which had pretty Delicious burgers (that were grilled 'apparently') and killer background music including Kid Cudi, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Blink 182 (lol).

Heres the website btw if you wanna check it out www.healthyburger.com



For pure trivia, did you know that Kfun has the best shirts in the world? they're as random as they are beautiful (or bootyful) and really express his feelings on that day. I'll try and get some snaps of some other ones (Kfun your finally on the blog!).

One Summer;s eve me, Crez, Charles (new Charles that is), and Prez (as in Ted, Kids back in the summer of 2010...) were chillin on the reg outside macq uni library when we happened upon this cockroach. Now this was no normal cockroach but rather a fiend! (had he been at impulse just before no one knows). As you can see he was fiending this Thai red bull, after he was done he was never quite right again (kinda like after Smokey smokes that angel dust). Comehithis Mascot maybe?

LOL
"And if don't like that,
Then take it right back,
But i jus gotta say,
I wanna be on you
(On you)"

-Neyo/ Ron Burgundy

My 2 cents on the poll is this. I know it would be awesome to have a bbq where you wouldn't have to pay for shit and that's good and all but seriously would that v really be the most fun? i didn't think so either and Taylor Swift is alright but think about it, the sweet build up and then New Charles singing "where are you?" in that voice that only he can. If that didn't persuade you enough you best hit this vid and see what could be.


C'mon I miss you! COMEHITHIS!

Friday, January 15, 2010

HIT THIS



Kids, back in the summer of 10' your uncle Barney i mean New Charles still hadn't learnt to swim (that wasn't for a few months...hopefully lol), your uncles Prez, Crez and Indy G were living the cbf life but more importantly....and i mean much more importantly your uncle David had started a blog. And thats where i met your mother....

Yes you heard Bob Saget right, DAVID LEE has started a blog. David has been a long time friend/associate/sick photographer/'gettin done' fiend and general Comehitthis Enthusiast. His blog is pretty sick and shows off his pro photography skills, and a kind of play by play of his life. Its awesome stuff and if your sick of constant in jokes, psuedo homosexual behavior and constant references to Lil wayne, John Mayer and Gay Rapper Jr you best hit this!

http://underscoredavid.blogspot.com/

This video is dedicated to David and Prez.... COMEHITHIS!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tenzilla

So this is actually 2 seperate days put together but ehh ceebs, all the days seem to mesh in anyways. More hols chillin and hits from the phonnngg. Lookin at these photos, does anyone else notice that the general theme in all our activities is 'sitting'.
Oh yeh, I swear to god yesterday was the hottest, most stickest day of the year, as Black Rob would say, like whoa.


A crispy day at world square, aint it bootyfulll?

The Usual Suspects: MB Berretta (That Sanchez), That Mexican, B-Boy Chi & Koya Keno ....yeah there were alotta mexicans and semi-mexicans that day

Chillin at that mad spot on top of World Square

Feasting at the infamous Chicken BOX aka Cho Dumpling King (Though for some reason they took dumplings off the menu. ?? we off that!). The best 10 dollars youll spend in your life. The environment is quite an experience aswell, being literally like a 5m x 5m box constantly packed with peeps. It is also always overstaffed with like 5 waitresses staring at you while you eat, its pretty daunting at first but ends up adding to lol value.

Keno knows!

COMEHITTHIS!

Later that night we met up for a hang with Smitty and Franklins Vet Omer. Ohmz is a guy we went to highschool with and is currently studying petroleum-like things. He also wins money playing COD. He will rule the world some day.

Polliticin' with my mans and em

Joined by Maximum the Ryan, These pics make us look pretty chill, but at the time it was humid as hell. Ready for a Skate sesh with Jinman and the supremes.

....some 1-2 hours later, Ant hooking Jinman up ontop of Maq Centre parking lot. still hot.

Possibly the best T-Shirt ever made for way too many reasons-
"to All My Hustlers, Rock Smugglers, Stugglers
block Bubblers, Pushers, Cookers Pot Jugglers
whats The Word Y'all, Flip That Herb Raw
clap....... Thats The Bird-Call
"
lolllll


Prez and Ant with them skate skillzzz

After the skate sesh we left for a last minute sesh to the Star Citys since Ant had never been before. Needless to say we all lost lol. Those all-in-one free drink machines are pretty rad, my coffee tasted like peach tea and coke lol. madnutssss



Lastly, I was informed by Ryan that Epping Boys' own Kevin Kim, as in "Kevin's First Concert" fame Kevin (this niccca), is the leader of a new 9 dude Korean pop group. Much like the Wu-Tang Clan cept much gayer, no homo, wait yes homo? Anyways big ups to this guy for making it, his first appearance is near the start of the video. You can watch it......or not and just take our word for it lol.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Andy mobile phone experince 2001

Well its been awhile since any of us have done a post. I thought i'd be the one to break the ice and do a post to get things going again. Now keep in mind that this post is more of a filler than a real event/ opinion post. If you don't know what a filler is its kinda like the nothingness between the good stuff i.e. Goku running on Snake road, Goku flying to Namek, or any numerous time Goku is charging a spirit bomb, basically Goku not doing anything thats not fighting.

Whenever you see a photo on the blog its usually taken by either Prez's old school digital camera or Crez's phone (which is crazy cause i think they got the same amount of megapixels, go figure!?). But the photos here were taken from my phone, that's right baby JUDGE MO DOLLARS! Yea my phones this incredibly thin thing that is near indestructible and only has like 5 megabytes of space (rough), but i have been able to get a couple of got shots in my time and will present them for your entertainment, ladies and gentlemen i present the Andy phone experience 2001!!!!


Now if you remember my last post about NYE you might remember good ol' Luda, well his back in all his sweaty goodness! From his eyes you can tell his dying to say COMEHITTHIS!

Now this photo was taken a couple of years ago with Mikey. This is quite possible the smallest restaurant in the world (located in always classy Chinatown) and though the place is called Cho Dumpling King we simply call it chicken box cause that's all we order. And as you can tell by the crowd people fiend this stuff, almost like how people fiend Impluse on a Friday night (or Saturday morning).

This is Danny and Crez, if we've never intro'd Dan before his interest include all the finer things in life like comics, shredding, pizza hut buffets and extreme Nerf Guns. " I can Transform ya like Optmus Prime!" ( That felt chat i'm sorry).
C'mon it had to be done....

This pic came around through the combination of 1. all the arcade machines being reset in Macquaire Uni Bar 2. Two keen Brodas who hadn't played a game of Raiden in ages 3. Incredible on the spot thinking and 4. An undying allegiance to the Dipset Crew, DIPSET! DIPSET!



And to cap it off this had been up until recently my ring tone for like a year straight. Sorry about the shitty quality but internet restrictions have become mad rough.

So yes this was straight filler but hey its better than no posts at all right? right?! right?!?!?(mad silence)
COMEHITHIS!!!!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

We Are... Come Hit This...?

Welcome to the future...

So the start of 2010 has been a pretty rough start for one man ryuto the trials and tribulations associated with being a japanese hoon and owning a honda though filled with boundless highs do in some cases have their lows (understeer aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!). I could tell you all what happened in words... but if a picture paints a thousand words then the video below is better than any description i could write up.



Without further ado, here is David Letterman's late night slashed in half multiplied by two (hold up... what?)... my top 5 songs and albums of the year 09.

Top 5 Songs

Honorable Mention: Ryan Octoba - Coldest Eyes

Topped my iTunes most played for 2009 'nuff said...

5. Young Money - Every Girl (In The World)
To kick off the list, a song that has provided countless in-jokes and just straight up lols by a group that I'm sure will provide more of the same into their future. Thank you Young Money!

4. Maxwell - Pretty Wings
One word... beautiful. REAL TALK!

3. Drake - Best I Ever Had
Just a fun song filled with many lols and mated with quite possibly the worst clip ever. Hopefully the first and last time Kanye gets behind a camera.

2. Owl City - Fireflies
Old Charles-esque. You all love it.

1. Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys & Lil' Mama - Empire State of Mind
Sick beat, awesome flow by Hov and Alicia Keys is on point as always but best of all... Lil' Mama being a pachanga at the VMA's that kinda stuff is priceless.

Top 5 Albums
09 was a great year in music and for that reason I've chosen not to rank my top 5 albums of the year because its just too damn hard.

Ocean Eyes by Owl City
Owl City has managed to fracture the cold hard outer exterior of New Charles with some of the best music i've heard in a long long time.

Fearless (Platinum Edition) by Taylor Swift
Okay, it's a bit of a technical loophole as the original album was first released in late 2008 but i had to include it in this list. Taylor Swift's Fearless is every girl's anthem and every boy's guilty pleasure. Catchy sums it all up and Taylor is as cute as a thousand Ryutomons so that doesn't hurt either.

This Is It by Michael Jackson
Yet another loophole regarding the dating of the album but its mah list so mah rules (mah chain! mah bike!). Nothing needs to be said about the tracks they are undeniably some of the best songs ever recorded... you all know them and if you don't, you best listen to them asap or just die. They called him The King of Pop for a reason... rest in peace MJ.

p.s. fuck the haters first and foremost. And if you think MJ is Michael Jordan, then you are a retard... but funny as hell!

Man On The Moon: The End Of The Day by Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi is nothing short of an artist in the true definition of the word and this album is his first masterpiece. Throwing formulaic hip-hop into a space pod with a smart chimp and blasting the both off into outer space... Cudi has created an album that articulates a hauntingly realistic experience of a solemn life in an ultra-modern urban environment remiscent of literature from the times of the industrial revolution and great depression. Well that was pretencious as fuck... but really this album is amazing.

Blueprint 3
by Jay-Z

Probably the most tentative inclusion in the list in many regards. Although Blueprint 3 does contain a few awesome tracks i would say more than 50% of them are pretty far from point... and a couple are just horrendous. So why is it here? well... music is more than just the sound and for that same reason an album is more than just songs. Jay's 9/11 benefit concert at The Garden for those who saw it, or at least the first 10 minutes of it, epitomises this ideal i'm talking about. For its anticipation, hype, a few great tracks and above all its impact... Blueprint 3 makes my list.

As the good and bad songs of 2009 slowly disapear from our car stereos and fall down our most played lists to make way for the music of the new year that is 2010. Welcome to the ComeHitThis of the new year lazier, wittier and crazier...

Peace!

Monday, January 4, 2010

NYE is now! or was now...i dunno shit is rough

Hey whats happenin peeps, first post in 2010 and man i'm not gonna lie...it feels practically the same as 2009. But don't worry about that shit for now and lets backtrack to the dying hours of 2009, where the year was at its last breaths and everyone was preppin for the new decade. In classic Dead Shit style no one had really done anything to get ready, thankfully prez took the initiative to actually get everyone ready for what turned out be be a very sick night.

We basically just ended up hangin in the city the whole time, first at this dance studio (BIGS UP to DAVID LEE) and then George street. Bizzy Bone would have been hella proud!

da man and luda making they're first appearance on the blog

awwwwwww

Crez was fugged up well before we got to the city. Has anyone else noticed that crez and Prez take the best pictures together?

LOL Happy New Year!!! As you can see Goerge street was incredibly packed.

Kabs and Ryuto making they're usual gangsta appearances, only one thing can really sum it up properly...



Its pretty hard to explain everything that truly happened so i won't lol, just trust us when we say that there is at least a half a dozen quotables that will constantly come up throughout the year. O yea and the cherry on top of the heccers cake came in the form of the 'nothing fight', which is nearly too good to explain. I think Indy G might bgive it a try in his next post.

So yea hopefully next time we'll be able to see the fireworks, if not meh COMEHITTHIS!

p.s. Hey have a good time in Japan Joe if your reading this, lol.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Keen Beans.

So before we completely let go of '09 i thought there were a few things that needed to be wrapped up. The first is the yearly traditon to the great asian adventure to the *exotic* boxing day sales. One day a year the mostly respectable upper side of Sydney city is transformed into a keen-mans flea market (haggling, humidity inside an air conditioned room, strange smells etc.) . Non believers of a traditional Christmas, Asians line up in the wee hours of the morning to catch a cheapp bargain, its in their blood. Being the gooks we are we fought all pre-conceived cbfness and probably showed the most keeness we had ever the whole year jetting from the crib at like 5 in the morning. keen. as.
Well since im the one that usually "gets done", I thought it was only right that I hit this.
Oh yeh, also shoutout to that chick from DJ's with the tatts hahaa, youdafukinbest Ryuto Knows!


The Supreme Keen Team joined by blog newcomers Tomo whose hobbies include studying lawl and being Japanese and Hanul whose hobbies include being big and asian.


"The Holy Trinity of Hip Hop is us, we give Dre his props, but thats where its stops, its the Roc Gooks"


Friedness ensues, living in slow motion


cbf eyes lol, cameo from Shang Tsung in the middle


Bringing Eastwood to the City lol


Eye-Rollolingly good


Cameo by Jorge from Andy's media party fame


B-Boy Chi!


"Hey guys does this look tight?"
"nah man your good" "ok"
......"you got done!"


yeah, deez nutsssssss pt2.


Twilight, his skin shines like diamonds!


yo Andy, COMEHITTHIS!


ya never seen a chevy with the butterflyy doooor!


Oxford Street steez where the animals walk the people



I guess this is my first real "rant" so ill give it a shot, my view of '09 lol. So alotta people thought 2009 was crap, forgettable and the year of the CBF. IMO it was a fast blur, probs not at all the best but mostly I found that it just solidified things that you already had (work, uni, people etc.) nothing super exciting though a few things came to mind when reflecting. Yes this is on the interwebz now, we will never forget! lol

2
009 was...
  • Party Bus -If you were there you would know why this was memorable, eshay fest of 09' blood, guts, nautica....it was all there. Traumatic as hell lol
  • New Charles - Okay this guy deserves credit, he successfully quit smoking and started again in the same year, doesnt work but is able to run his murked out car (recently it has been noted that he looks like Hahn from fast and furious 3 lol) and be mosty DFW. How is this possible? But MOST OF ALL, in a brief moment of weakness we discovered that he believes in the existence of a GOD............like whoa! weezyyyyyyy
  • Soccer - Well 4 of the boys (Priyan, Kabs, Charles, Cheung) got keen enough to enter into a weekend sport club. This did not end good with 3 of them getting owned, Craig David getting the worst end of the stick (though this recovery time was crucial to keys to the vip study). This injury effected Prez the most by taking away his skating skillz. On the plus side he became very very pro at guitar (peep the blog songs!), has pantene-like hair and is now the lead in our band lol.....wait we have a band?!
  • Eastwood/Epping - Shoutout to GJ's (ice coffee on the reg), Chico, Karaoke dudes, ...homers, RED, pork rololls, legends all year every year "closing sale", eagle boyshayz, pay and spray, the log (bumping into chapman), Ant's crib, Dan Murphy's, Number 10 (the mysterious pork chop burger lol) and all of the Eastwood boys somehow becoming stoners LOL (AK, RJ watup!)
  • Indy's car - Vital to the uni sem, lets hope it makes it for the next 10 years! looks mad and reflects cbfness/the chill. Brings out d and m ness aswell as the unasked for answer of "handjob". It also smells sick imo. Good music, good times.
  • Slang/Lingo - eshay, green-it, cbf, keen, fried.....you know the rest
  • Music - Sadly MJ died but this left room open for the rise for the likes of Lil Wayne and the Lady Gagas of the world lol. Many group luls have ensued from weezy and his weed carriers. As mentioned before by that Mexican, the last quarter of the year saw a rise of Korean Musics.......yeah..(Jaebaum lol) as well as Indie tunes to go hand in hand with cofa/playing guitar/mayer/pastiness/cofa/Michael Cera etc.
Im sure there was a heap more, if you remember anything hit it up. PEASSSSSssss to 2009! On to the Next ONE!



2010...
  • New Year Day 7am nothing fight
  • Charles learns to swim and how to love LOL
  • will get P's (maybe)

Thanks for reading! Weezy :(