Keen Beans.

So before we completely let go of '09 i thought there were a few things that needed to be wrapped up. The first is the yearly traditon to the great asian adventure to the *exotic* boxing day sales. One day a year the mostly respectable upper side of Sydney city is transformed into a keen-mans flea market (haggling, humidity inside an air conditioned room, strange smells etc.) . Non believers of a traditional Christmas, Asians line up in the wee hours of the morning to catch a cheapp bargain, its in their blood. Being the gooks we are we fought all pre-conceived cbfness and probably showed the most keeness we had ever the whole year jetting from the crib at like 5 in the morning. keen. as.
Well since im the one that usually "gets done", I thought it was only right that I hit this.
Oh yeh, also shoutout to that chick from DJ's with the tatts hahaa, youdafukinbest Ryuto Knows!


The Supreme Keen Team joined by blog newcomers Tomo whose hobbies include studying lawl and being Japanese and Hanul whose hobbies include being big and asian.


"The Holy Trinity of Hip Hop is us, we give Dre his props, but thats where its stops, its the Roc Gooks"


Friedness ensues, living in slow motion


cbf eyes lol, cameo from Shang Tsung in the middle


Bringing Eastwood to the City lol


Eye-Rollolingly good


Cameo by Jorge from Andy's media party fame


B-Boy Chi!


"Hey guys does this look tight?"
"nah man your good" "ok"
......"you got done!"


yeah, deez nutsssssss pt2.


Twilight, his skin shines like diamonds!


yo Andy, COMEHITTHIS!


ya never seen a chevy with the butterflyy doooor!


Oxford Street steez where the animals walk the people



I guess this is my first real "rant" so ill give it a shot, my view of '09 lol. So alotta people thought 2009 was crap, forgettable and the year of the CBF. IMO it was a fast blur, probs not at all the best but mostly I found that it just solidified things that you already had (work, uni, people etc.) nothing super exciting though a few things came to mind when reflecting. Yes this is on the interwebz now, we will never forget! lol

2009 was...

• Party Bus -If you were there you would know why this was memorable, eshay fest of 09' blood, guts, nautica....it was all there. Traumatic as hell lol
  
• New Charles - Okay this guy deserves credit, he successfully quit smoking and started again in the same year, doesnt work but is able to run his murked out car (recently it has been noted that he looks like Hahn from fast and furious 3 lol) and be mosty DFW. How is this possible? But MOST OF ALL, in a brief moment of weakness we discovered that he believes in the existence of a GOD............like whoa! weezyyyyyyy
• Soccer - Well 4 of the boys (Priyan, Kabs, Charles, Cheung) got keen enough to enter into a weekend sport club. This did not end good with 3 of them getting owned, Craig David getting the worst end of the stick (though this recovery time was crucial to keys to the vip study). This injury effected Prez the most by taking away his skating skillz. On the plus side he became very very pro at guitar (peep the blog songs!), has pantene-like hair and is now the lead in our band lol.....wait we have a band?!
• Eastwood/Epping - Shoutout to GJ's (ice coffee on the reg), Chico, Karaoke dudes, ...homers, RED, pork rololls, legends all year every year "closing sale", eagle boyshayz, pay and spray, the log (bumping into chapman), Ant's crib, Dan Murphy's, Number 10 (the mysterious pork chop burger lol) and all of the Eastwood boys somehow becoming stoners LOL (AK, RJ watup!)
• Indy's car - Vital to the uni sem, lets hope it makes it for the next 10 years! looks mad and reflects cbfness/the chill. Brings out d and m ness aswell as the unasked for answer of "handjob". It also smells sick imo. Good music, good times.
• Slang/Lingo - eshay, green-it, cbf, keen, fried.....you know the rest
• Music - Sadly MJ died but this left room open for the rise for the likes of Lil Wayne and the Lady Gagas of the world lol. Many group luls have ensued from weezy and his weed carriers. As mentioned before by that Mexican, the last quarter of the year saw a rise of Korean Musics.......yeah..(Jaebaum lol) as well as Indie tunes to go hand in hand with cofa/playing guitar/mayer/pastiness/cofa/Michael Cera etc.
  

Im sure there was a heap more, if you remember anything hit it up. PEASSSSSssss to 2009! On to the Next ONE!



2010...

• New Year Day 7am nothing fight
• Charles learns to swim and how to love LOL
  
• will get P's (maybe)

Thanks for reading! Weezy :(

COUNTDOWN: Movies

As the year which was 2009 begins to slowly winds down it has finally come time to ask the question ( with the exclusion of sherlock holmes maybe) what were the best films of this year? For those of you who have decided not to take the mere 10 secs out of your lives to think about this your in luck! ComeHitthis has hit this (OFFT).

And Btw this is kinda just my opinion on the best movies, if anyone out there disagrees with this feel free to make your own blog, come up with a sick title, a poll on who'd you'd rather go, go to sankalana, and make a list for your self (I'm looking at you Mayer!). And here is the top 5!!!!!!!!

5. G.I. Joe
Alright everyone chill out, now this movie might not be what we call traditionally"good" but it has almost limitless "lol" value and also some decent action scenes. Shorty's in it and that guy from Step Up who seems to be a master of every skill known to man, so yea if you want a laugh, a decent amount of quoting, and a cameo from Brendan "greatest actor of all time" Frasier than you best check this movie out. Btw this just beat out New Moon, i wrote a whole review on it, it was equally sucky (ok that was chat).

4. Zombieland
Everyone likes zombies, c'mon...c'mon you know it. With good comedy mixed with decent action, and awesome characters this couldn't be a loser. And note that Jesse Eisenberg who plays the main character of Columbus really gives Cera a run for his money, if only he didn't learn proper acting or something...

3. Star Trek
Trust me its good, TRUST ME you don't need to know Star Trek, "I'm so wired", "yea me too..."







2. 500 Days of Summer

But..but how is this possible? dw number 1 is pretty sick. I think Indy G did a sweet job of explaining why this movie was awesome, refer to his post Have you ever been dumped and also Crez's post 500 daze. Though this movie has become a bit of a "in" joke amongst us its still really good, and probabaly the realest movie of the year. While being real its not pretentious and actually makes fun at alotta of "arty" stuff and yea is just genuinely got a lot of heart (cop shit moment of this post).








1. Avatar

500 days is like the most, delicious, refreshing, eye rollingly tasty salad you have ever eaten. But a man cannot survive on salad alone, he needs meat, fat, deep fried grease, variations on what is essentially different kinds of battered chicken, 100% BS kinda stuff, he needs AVATAR!

Its pretty unexplainable, but yea its good. While not T2 good its ultimate escapism. You literally know where all your money has gone too when you watch this movie. While the story is a little predictable and acting can be a little choice at moments the graphics...eye rollingly good, the action...OFFT, the 3d...pretty good lol. Its the first movie in a while which felt like an experience, and which was childish, fun and almost cynic proof (old charles is rolling in his proverbial grave). So bigs up AVATAR you deserve it, Lionel Ritchie will be over shortly to present the award...

So yea best movie of the year, i'm sorry no Nick and Norah, no Where the Wild things Are, no Paper Heart and defs..DEFS (I can't stress this enough) Ugly Truth.

Defs actor of the year lol


Next i think is songs of the year if i'm not too cbf to do it, COMEHITHIS!

Video Roundup- The Cozzie Edition

Well i've now done quiet a few of these videos roundups, and as fun as they are they can get a bit stale. So to mix it up a bit i decided to theme this roundup, ladies and gentlemen.......the cozzie edition.

For those of you who don't really know the Comehitthis Family personally (how many of you are out there really, like 2?) Cozzie has been a long time affiliate of ours, call him extended family. The best way of describing Cozzie is like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a question, stuffed in a fanny pack put around the waist of an eshay. He has a number of fine interests which include Filipino women ( and Campbeltown, Cabramatta, Liverpool in general... watch out PCD), deep fried meats, and eye rolling. Besides also having a masters in pig latin he is a machine at making car noises, kinda like that guy from Police Academy but just car noises.

I have picked the cream of the crop of videos that best suit Cozzie and give you an insight into his life.....


Now note that i'm not actually saying that Cozzie is a window shopper, if anything he gets done on a regular bases. It's more that Cozzie's nick name was once Ferrari and if it wasn't lets start that shit now! ( Four star, Four star, Four star!)

The Simpsons have their music, Batman has whatever but this, this is Cozzie's theme music. And quiet Frankily it kinda shits over all other theme songs AYE! ( In Jeezy Voice). I couldn't get the video on as hard as i tried so i had to link, i sorry, i'm very sorry........... (VIDEO)


Of course the weed carriers and the future miss Nguyen....

Now i was gonna put some Dave Guetta song on or something you'd hear at Home bar. But i really don't like those songs that much and it would've probably tainted out blog pretty hard. So instead i put this up instead.....


And so we end this special edition. So Cozzie i hope you appreciate this, C'mon lets go tag a 506, ESHAYZZZZ.

Oh and of course i had to end it with a Simpsons video, quiet possibly the best one yet. OMEHITTHISCAY!!!!( did i do it right?)