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Showing posts with label shotnot movies. Show all posts

Thursday, December 24, 2009

COUNTDOWN: Movies

As the year which was 2009 begins to slowly winds down it has finally come time to ask the question ( with the exclusion of sherlock holmes maybe) what were the best films of this year? For those of you who have decided not to take the mere 10 secs out of your lives to think about this your in luck! ComeHitthis has hit this (OFFT).

And Btw this is kinda just my opinion on the best movies, if anyone out there disagrees with this feel free to make your own blog, come up with a sick title, a poll on who'd you'd rather go, go to sankalana, and make a list for your self (I'm looking at you Mayer!). And here is the top 5!!!!!!!!

5. G.I. Joe
Alright everyone chill out, now this movie might not be what we call traditionally"good" but it has almost limitless "lol" value and also some decent action scenes. Shorty's in it and that guy from Step Up who seems to be a master of every skill known to man, so yea if you want a laugh, a decent amount of quoting, and a cameo from Brendan "greatest actor of all time" Frasier than you best check this movie out. Btw this just beat out New Moon, i wrote a whole review on it, it was equally sucky (ok that was chat).

4. Zombieland
Everyone likes zombies, c'mon...c'mon you know it. With good comedy mixed with decent action, and awesome characters this couldn't be a loser. And note that Jesse Eisenberg who plays the main character of Columbus really gives Cera a run for his money, if only he didn't learn proper acting or something...

3. Star Trek
Trust me its good, TRUST ME you don't need to know Star Trek, "I'm so wired", "yea me too..."







2. 500 Days of Summer



But..but how is this possible? dw number 1 is pretty sick. I think Indy G did a sweet job of explaining why this movie was awesome, refer to his post Have you ever been dumped and also Crez's post 500 daze. Though this movie has become a bit of a "in" joke amongst us its still really good, and probabaly the realest movie of the year. While being real its not pretentious and actually makes fun at alotta of "arty" stuff and yea is just genuinely got a lot of heart (cop shit moment of this post).








1. Avatar




500 days is like the most, delicious, refreshing, eye rollingly tasty salad you have ever eaten. But a man cannot survive on salad alone, he needs meat, fat, deep fried grease, variations on what is essentially different kinds of battered chicken, 100% BS kinda stuff, he needs AVATAR!

Its pretty unexplainable, but yea its good. While not T2 good its ultimate escapism. You literally know where all your money has gone too when you watch this movie. While the story is a little predictable and acting can be a little choice at moments the graphics...eye rollingly good, the action...OFFT, the 3d...pretty good lol. Its the first movie in a while which felt like an experience, and which was childish, fun and almost cynic proof (old charles is rolling in his proverbial grave). So bigs up AVATAR you deserve it, Lionel Ritchie will be over shortly to present the award...

So yea best movie of the year, i'm sorry no Nick and Norah, no Where the Wild things Are, no Paper Heart and defs..DEFS (I can't stress this enough) Ugly Truth.

Defs actor of the year lol


Next i think is songs of the year if i'm not too cbf to do it, COMEHITHIS!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Michael Cera, i dub thee the emperor of awkwardness.



If i told you all that my holidays got off to a rough start, well then you'd all be quite well informed people. Beyond getting fugged up for the first two consecutive days four-fifths of the comehitthis crew sat through the famed indie film Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

The film (yeah it's a 'film' not a 'movie') tracks the eventful night of protagonists Nick (Michael Cera, Supreme Commander of the Awkward Army, left, lol) and Norah (Kat Dennings, the third Veronicas sister, below). Fueled by Nick's raging homosexual posse 'The Jerkoffs' (just think of them as David Bowie times three and one of them asian... roughhhh) the gang go in search of their favourite pretentious indie band 'Fluffy' (yeah, what the fuck?) and Norah's crazed drunk friend Caroline (kinda like Florence for those who know her).

So you can think of the movie as a straight-edge pussy-fied version of the hangover, where the characters are 'hungover' not from a good friday night binge but rather unrequited love, the pressures of being the child of a celebrity and being a gay asian in an indie band.

So all in all the movie was pretty chat (with the exception from John Cho's cameo appearance a.k.a. Harold from Harold & Kumar)... the purpose behind the review is to merely deter the reader from actually going to renting the dvd or downloading it (yeah im talk to you! phhhuck yeewwww aseaaan!)

Now that it's the holidays everyone lookout for plenty of updates from the comehitthis crew detailing our escapades over the summer. What are we doing over the next few months you ask? mostly nothing, hopefully no more pseudo-indie films, enough drinking, tonnes of late night sesh's and an abundance of fun in the sun!

Next Episode: Nas concert wrap up

P.S. somebody download New Moon! lols