you never thought Comehitthis would take it this far

Well as of recently the blogs been blowin up with raps, i'm not gonna lie and say shit isn't crazy cause it is. We've had many memorable rappers step up including Duchamp (or now commonly knwon as du chump), Kevin Bakin and Kevin Rappin, Pappa dawg, Sly Guy and of recently toretto and monoply man.

But i'm just gonna put it out there and say the hands down champ is 3pac, man this guy! whoever you are 3pac "you da fuckin best".

and heres just some of the raps that made this whole thing so memorable (btw if you still wana rap go ahead, i just thought this would be a nice sum up of the so far...)

Duchamp raps
jaw dropped at my array
of lyrics so fresh
make the mona lisa show flesh

cause you got rhyme porblems and i feel bad for you son
but you got 99 others and your spit's just one

not-indy said... omg i want this guy inside me

Sly Guy raps
and whats all these rumours bout chu gettin pussy wet?
you know it dont count if you work for the local VET.

preemo to dilla, you know they all killa,
whilst fake bitches like solar are just bad fillas.

the only thing you got ARE bad lyrics,
and talk about hypocrite, YOU'VE got the GIMMICKS!
callin yo own rhymes, "mad dapper",
son, you best look at the posts, yours got crapper.

i thought all this time u were screaming out "abuse me"
ur lyrics are a dick in the ear like ray in scary movie

Kevin Bakin & Kevin Rappin
Gobblin up nuts sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Eagle Boys and I'm comin third

sloppy lines and more vocabulary,
chump looks like bastard child of chuck and larry,

Billy Bob
hey look its duchamp 'dachump'
just like that headpiece donald trump,
he needs 5 viagra just to to raise his lil stump

pappa dawg
the pet owners asked your momma cause they wanted to know
if you provided more than just a strip show
so yo momma bent down and spread yo ass-cheeks wide
and said $10 to let the german shephard inside

you asked the doctor "why?"
"what's wrong with me?"
he said "shut yo mouth
and get down on yo knees"

3pac (kills it)
You clearly spent to much time spinnin trash in rotation
Learnin your rhymes from tha homie Prapper, Playstation

Which is how close you are to being on Charles' cock
Hey Ma is that the neighbours? "Nah DuNarc just called the cops"

Drop your draws and bend over for the New Outlawz (OUTLAWZ!)
And I shall remain anonymous, only on the finest shit
Come Hit This newest icon, this is 3Pacalypse

(this whole rap was sick)
Look I'm clearly famishin the rations of your lyrical happenings
Even Crez couldn't paint your survival from this battlin
You couldn't imagine the battalion I'm gatherin
All in Sandro Pe with brothers playing mandolins
Your whack rhymes ain't havin, sit on the floor like Shaolin
While me n Indy light a spliff like DeGraw, Gavin
On the real I'm not dissing Duchamp to feed my big ego
I just hope he slumps and then becomes my weed eagle
So clearly next time peeps Come Hit This
There'll be a new post: "3Pac is the SHIT"

N what's this shit you sayin bout you like to suck on dick too?
I said that shit just clownin dog c'mon how fucked up is Duche
You got some issues Champ I think you need some councilin
To help your ass from bouncin off the tops of male fallac ends

Faggot dino doggy no one's scared of your bark
I'm Jurassic Pac, ain't nobody scared of your stunts
I'll admit you had me brah with some of your bluffs
Yet I'm still standin' here screamin' "fuck Duchamp!"

Word to Pappa Dawg, tell the story as Chump sobs
You're the e-Papa Doc, 'cos you choked on this blog

(the best)
I'm mackin this blog, Steve Jobs Jr, Apple
s son
Servin bitches with venereals, Steven Applebaum

monopoly man
And called up Crez, cos Crez is my Ni**a.
"Yo Crez!" ("What up?")
"You need bread?" ("Yeah, mang.")
" Cos I'm at the store" ("Oh, word?")
" And I'll be driven' past yours. Do you need more pens to draw?"("It's cool man.")

and if your ceebs heres a visual sum up of how it all went down...

i know there heaps more raps/punchlines i didn't include but c'mon, could you honestly be bothered to go through 53 comments? So BIGS UP to all you rappers out there whoever you are, i'm sure biggie would be rolling in his grave LOL! COMEHITHIS!

btw i didn't include toretto and joe somebody raps cause it really obvious who they are, and if you don't know...what are you stupid?

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

As most probably know we've been running this poll on which activity we should all do (if you don't just tilt yor head about 1cm to the right). Now the Categories are all pretty good, with a 50-50 chance of New Charles having to sing (lol) you really can't lose. With the winning category so far being Taylor Swift's Love Story, we thought we may as well start preparing for what might become a landslide victory (unless I Miss You suddenly pulls through, c'mon guys!). I think Prez has already learnt the song and i just learnt it tonight so things are already off to a good start, but lets forget about that for a second and focus on the whole point of this exercise...



New Charles singing (Twizzle singing T-swizzle lol)



alright we all know this is going to be epic and lets face facts, this is like once in a lifetime. Though i have heard Charles sing at karaoke (hey this version of this love is in Korean, wait a second...G Dragon!) and also in his car this will be quite the intimate experience. I can only assume that this is how it will all go down...



Yea so ten more days to get your votes in! COMEHITHIS!

HIT THIS

Kids, back in the summer of 10' your uncle Barney i mean New Charles still hadn't learnt to swim (that wasn't for a few months...hopefully lol), your uncles Prez, Crez and Indy G were living the cbf life but more importantly....and i mean much more importantly your uncle David had started a blog. And thats where i met your mother....

Yes you heard Bob Saget right, DAVID LEE has started a blog. David has been a long time friend/associate/sick photographer/'gettin done' fiend and general Comehitthis Enthusiast. His blog is pretty sick and shows off his pro photography skills, and a kind of play by play of his life. Its awesome stuff and if your sick of constant in jokes, psuedo homosexual behavior and constant references to Lil wayne, John Mayer and Gay Rapper Jr you best hit this!

http://underscoredavid.blogspot.com/

This video is dedicated to David and Prez.... COMEHITHIS!

NYE is now! or was now...i dunno shit is rough

Hey whats happenin peeps, first post in 2010 and man i'm not gonna lie...it feels practically the same as 2009. But don't worry about that shit for now and lets backtrack to the dying hours of 2009, where the year was at its last breaths and everyone was preppin for the new decade. In classic Dead Shit style no one had really done anything to get ready, thankfully prez took the initiative to actually get everyone ready for what turned out be be a very sick night.

We basically just ended up hangin in the city the whole time, first at this dance studio (BIGS UP to DAVID LEE) and then George street. Bizzy Bone would have been hella proud!

da man and luda making they're first appearance on the blog

awwwwwww

Crez was fugged up well before we got to the city. Has anyone else noticed that crez and Prez take the best pictures together?

LOL Happy New Year!!! As you can see Goerge street was incredibly packed.

Kabs and Ryuto making they're usual gangsta appearances, only one thing can really sum it up properly...



Its pretty hard to explain everything that truly happened so i won't lol, just trust us when we say that there is at least a half a dozen quotables that will constantly come up throughout the year. O yea and the cherry on top of the heccers cake came in the form of the 'nothing fight', which is nearly too good to explain. I think Indy G might bgive it a try in his next post.

So yea hopefully next time we'll be able to see the fireworks, if not meh COMEHITTHIS!

p.s. Hey have a good time in Japan Joe if your reading this, lol.

"Where The Wild Things Are" in critical review by Charlie Fung & the Chocolate Factory

Always down for the impromptu review, new charles physically and verbally spits universal truths at a local maccas *Spolier alert*

Sankalana an untapped resource.......maybe not

Despite popular belief we here at Comehitthis are actually sophisticated patrons of only the finest arts of the most diverse cultures( gettin my old charles steez on). And even though our interests include 'greening it' and 'eye rolling' ( and for those who don't know its not the the eye rolling of sarcasm, if you sees what I'm sezzi'n offt). We're actually quite cultural probably from all the travel channel we watch, so with that being said, when given the chance to go we couldnt say no to SANKALANA 09'.

Alright straight up we were hyping this thing up for like months before hand, coming up with nearly every hypothetical that we could think of, rocking up fugged up, cozzie peaking during, and even constant comparisons that it would turn into 'Up In Smoke 09'. And so we left that night wondering what it would be like. I'm not gonna lie i was not that keen on this thing, for one thing i didn't personally know anyone there to support, and I've never been really interested in Sri Lankan culture at all. So i was hoping we'd get a little lost on the way....

we didn't

i was hoping we wouldn't see people we knew....

we did

i thought it was goin to be absolutely horrible and unbearable....

actually it wasn't

Truthfully it was actually alright, though we were fazing out a bit it was pretty interesting. The dancing was pretty nice and different from what you'd ever usually see. Big ups to these drum guys who like did these solo things for like 10 minutes straight. There was around 15 performances, sometimes you'd think they were gonna end and then suddenly it would continue for like another 30 minutes, that was pretty painful. And at the end they played the Sri Lankan national anthem, and after the Australian one... at that point every one was cbf. So yea i was wrong it was pretty good.


basically our point of view

Indy chillin with his homeboy Dylan from Deloitte.

Crez chillin with Asanga outside. Asanga is a beast at ball and a wizard of poetry

BIG UPS to RASHMIN and JANANI, they were the whole reason we went.And even though we were all the way up the back we could still see them dancing pretty hectically, it was comparable to like the lion king ( on ice, DAYUMM). Yea so they did great and if you see Rashmin at UNSW holla at him, and if you see Janani at COFA maybe do something a little less harsh then holla at her, like a polite hello maybe.

And afterward we went to Mickey D's, ate some delicious ice cream, ice coffee, and nuggets. BIG ups to the Lane Cove maccas, if your ever there late at night the demographic of people are either fobby students, keen people from the hotels opposite, or just like fried people from the offices or just from the Ryde area in general. The perfect Utopian society? Aldous Huxley would agree ( shout out to New Charles there! Doran Grae, PACHANGA!)

And until like 3 in the morning we chilled with Rushman at our house, talking everything from high school, to Religion, and even RNB specifically kc and jo jo and some whole jodeci controversy. BIG UPs to DMX........

And so Sankalana 09' ended pretty nicely, a good cultural experience for Comehithis, i swear the things we do for this blog.... COMEHITTHIS!!