Well as of recently the blogs been blowin up with raps, i'm not gonna lie and say shit isn't crazy cause it is. We've had many memorable rappers step up including Duchamp (or now commonly knwon as du chump), Kevin Bakin and Kevin Rappin, Pappa dawg, Sly Guy and of recently toretto and monoply man.
But i'm just gonna put it out there and say the hands down champ is 3pac, man this guy! whoever you are 3pac "you da fuckin best".
and heres just some of the raps that made this whole thing so memorable (btw if you still wana rap go ahead, i just thought this would be a nice sum up of the so far...)
Duchamp raps
jaw dropped at my array
of lyrics so fresh
make the mona lisa show flesh
cause you got rhyme porblems and i feel bad for you son
but you got 99 others and your spit's just one
not-indy said... omg i want this guy inside me
Sly Guy raps
and whats all these rumours bout chu gettin pussy wet?
you know it dont count if you work for the local VET.
preemo to dilla, you know they all killa,
whilst fake bitches like solar are just bad fillas.
the only thing you got ARE bad lyrics,
and talk about hypocrite, YOU'VE got the GIMMICKS!
callin yo own rhymes, "mad dapper",
son, you best look at the posts, yours got crapper.
i thought all this time u were screaming out "abuse me"
ur lyrics are a dick in the ear like ray in scary movie
Kevin Bakin & Kevin Rappin
Gobblin up nuts sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Eagle Boys and I'm comin third
sloppy lines and more vocabulary,
chump looks like bastard child of chuck and larry,
Billy Bob
hey look its duchamp 'dachump'
just like that headpiece donald trump,
he needs 5 viagra just to to raise his lil stump
pappa dawg
the pet owners asked your momma cause they wanted to know
if you provided more than just a strip show
so yo momma bent down and spread yo ass-cheeks wide
and said $10 to let the german shephard inside
you asked the doctor "why?"
"what's wrong with me?"
he said "shut yo mouth
and get down on yo knees"
3pac (kills it)
You clearly spent to much time spinnin trash in rotation
Learnin your rhymes from tha homie Prapper, Playstation
Which is how close you are to being on Charles' cock
Hey Ma is that the neighbours? "Nah DuNarc just called the cops"
Drop your draws and bend over for the New Outlawz (OUTLAWZ!)
And I shall remain anonymous, only on the finest shit
Come Hit This newest icon, this is 3Pacalypse
(this whole rap was sick)
Look I'm clearly famishin the rations of your lyrical happenings
Even Crez couldn't paint your survival from this battlin
You couldn't imagine the battalion I'm gatherin
All in Sandro Pe with brothers playing mandolins
Your whack rhymes ain't havin, sit on the floor like Shaolin
While me n Indy light a spliff like DeGraw, Gavin
On the real I'm not dissing Duchamp to feed my big ego
I just hope he slumps and then becomes my weed eagle
So clearly next time peeps Come Hit This
There'll be a new post: "3Pac is the SHIT"
N what's this shit you sayin bout you like to suck on dick too?
I said that shit just clownin dog c'mon how fucked up is Duche
You got some issues Champ I think you need some councilin
To help your ass from bouncin off the tops of male fallac ends
Faggot dino doggy no one's scared of your bark
I'm Jurassic Pac, ain't nobody scared of your stunts
I'll admit you had me brah with some of your bluffs
Yet I'm still standin' here screamin' "fuck Duchamp!"
Word to Pappa Dawg, tell the story as Chump sobs
You're the e-Papa Doc, 'cos you choked on this blog
(the best)
I'm mackin this blog, Steve Jobs Jr, Apple
s son
Servin bitches with venereals, Steven Applebaum
monopoly man
And called up Crez, cos Crez is my Ni**a.
"Yo Crez!" ("What up?")
"You need bread?" ("Yeah, mang.")
" Cos I'm at the store" ("Oh, word?")
" And I'll be driven' past yours. Do you need more pens to draw?"("It's cool man.")
and if your ceebs heres a visual sum up of how it all went down...
i know there heaps more raps/punchlines i didn't include but c'mon, could you honestly be bothered to go through 53 comments? So BIGS UP to all you rappers out there whoever you are, i'm sure biggie would be rolling in his grave LOL! COMEHITHIS!
btw i didn't include toretto and joe somebody raps cause it really obvious who they are, and if you don't know...what are you stupid?
