you fancy huh? you fancy huh? nails done hair done evrything BIG, nails done hair done everything BIG!!

Well as i said in my last post i will half ass attempt to document all the bullshit we talk. This week my friends i will be talking about a matter that is quite pressing to my heart, the straight fringe and leather jacket. I want people to note two things, 1.that this is not about chicks who necessarily put both together and 2. this is kinda one of those crazy theories with no serious reasoning, so if get offended or sumthin you best chill out and smoke some of this protein (mountain choc mmmmm, are these protein jokes gettin old btw?).

So you're probably wondering what i'm talkin about, let me explain. When you're in high school you'll see chicks just with normal hair and whateves, just doin their thing. BUT when you get to the end of highschool/firss year uni you'll notice something, something not dramatically different yet something a little off...you'll notice the straight fringe! This is more commonly found in white chicks and stands as a stylistic choice but more importantly a statement, that says "here i am, respect me and my queendom (lol at the word queendom, i think the word was made up by lauyrn hill, erykah baduh or one dem nappy head hoes AHA!). You're probably wondering what does this straight fringe look like and how does i make sure its the real thing? dw i gots yo back!
Note the extremely pale diagram (fringes are also known as bangs btw,not to confused with ya boy bangs). Now if you want to know if the straight fringe is on purpose or by pure coincidence just do this conversation guide and it should all be sweet. First start by asking...
"hey chick what uni do you go to (she will go to uni or have some office full time job)?"
"Sydney uni, i think it really suits my new intelltucal perspective of the world."
"woah thats a great uni! what are you studying?"
"law arts, its really interesting! even though its my first year i can really see myself doing this for the rest of my life."
"Yeah i saw that in the uni guide, its looked soooo hard to get into. So in high school were you the most popular person or more of the modest type?"
"Modest of course! But you know i was never afraid to speak my mind, though i never really got in anyone's face thats just not me!"
"Btw i like you're haircut, very sharp!"
"oooo this? I only had it done a coupla weeks ago."
Keep in mind it will only have been done a coupla weeks ago or a month ago, and thats how you know wats up.

But i here you asking "Andrew what if i don't have the hair or ratio of face to pull it off?". Thats where the leather jacket comes into play. Now unlike its cousin the straight fringe the leather jacket gives off a far more laid back yet confident look, like its saying "hey world i'm chilled and cool like james dean, but i also got the paper and brains to rock this! nah mean?"(of course it wouldn't really be in a rap but i got bored). The leather jacket is also economical because it is stylish and warm for those far more chilly winter months, yes it is finally possible for chicks to be steezy in the breazy!


The application of the leather jacket can usually be found on General Pants chicks or Asian chicks. Its very suiting for Asian chicks as the straight fringe takes dedication and a certain level of commitment, the leather jacket can easily be worn and then taken off for any family dinner at some dodgy/ambiguous Chinese of Korean restaurant.

Now if you happen to be walking down Pitt st or Oxford st minding your own business, enjoying the sweet breeze and you happen to glance to your left and you see a straight fringed, leather jacket wearing chick you best save that moment...because you my friend have just bumped into an arts school chick! And if she is Asian give us a call and i'll comin runnin like no ones buziness!

So BAM another theory cracked, i might do another this week if i'm keen COMEHITTHIS!

Twilight SPEEEEESSSSSHHH (part 3)

Hmmm, theres always something about this time of the year. The airs a bit crispier, people are more snugged up in there winter best, the trees are a eerie stone grey and the squeal of tweens (and one very big mexican) can be heard near any big movie complex. Wait a second, what was that last part? oh...mah...gawd, it can't be that time of year already can it? Yes i think it is! New Twilight already shiteee!

We finally have the third installment in what people are calling 'the saga' or as just like to call it series. After the furst two arguably classic films (and i cannot stress the word arguably enough here) could this one match if not better the other two? The answer in my book is easily a 'yes', yes it can.

To catch you up to speed here the story basically centers itself around the love triangle of Bella (pasty chick), Edward (even pastier dude), and Jacob (always, and i mean always shirtless dude) and all the awkwardness that comes with being teens and sexy as shit (yea i said it, sue me!). All the whiles theres the ethical and moral decisions over whether Bella should become a vampire, the growing army of vampires coming to kill her, and the uneasy truce between vampire and werewolfves to ensure their survival! Woah let me just take a breath there for one second. It sounds like there is alot going on in this film, and in a sense there is. But it never feels like any of these are being thrown at you all at once, in fact the film is paced out pretty decently. Though towards the end it would've been a bit sicker if they had chucked in like at least 5 more minute of action in there.

Which leads me to the next point of the action and graphics. Word on the street is that this film has alot more action than the last two, and i can personally a test to this. The action in this flm is pretty kool and is able to find a nice balance between being sorta PGish while still retaining a sense of action from a horror movie. If you don't know what i'm saying look up director David Slade's last film 30 days of night (one of mah favourites, just like Tupac's changes, FEEL MEH!) and you'll get a good feel for what i'm talking about. The graphics in the film have less of the really really fake feel and just kinda look kool, the wolves especially look alot less Ice Age like. Overall a lot better than the last film.

Alrite lets get down to what we all wana hear. First and foremost Kirsten Stewart (or as i now wana call her 'Pasty Flanni') is back and man is she somehow prettier than before. In between the last film and this one i got kinda ceebs for Stewart's whole awkward pastiness goin on. But now with watching this film it seems i'm right back in the thick of it. Here shes considerable less stiff (theres a seedy joke in there somewhere) and alot more loose. Though i'm using this quite liberally as shes still got that whole awkward delivery goin on where she seems to say the beginning of a sentence really slow and then does a really fast rush at the end. They've also seemed to have given her flannis only in the brown to grey colour spectrum, needless to say i was diggin it hard!

Robert Pattinson is back as Edward Cullen. I duno, nothing has really dramatically changed here, his more or less the same as before. But now they've seemed to taken away the petticoat steez he had in the first film and manly suit shit he had in the second film and only given him flannis, 'V' necks, and generic shirts and tight jeans. For some reason also they've given him a really 'just born' sheen, where his always kinda like wide eyed (even when squinting) and shining in the sunlight, as drake says "and all the girls that play me eat yo muthafuckin hearts out its drizzzzyyy).

Taylor Laurant is Jacob, or should i say shirtless. The way i see it is that you can kinda tell the immediacy of any danger in the film to how much clothing he is wearing. That is to say for the film for about 90% of the film he is shirtless and leaning on shit (i'm not even exaggerating this number either, i swear!).

What made this considerably better was that a couple of days later i re-watched New Moon for the first time, and i have to say this one is quite a bit better. Obviously it seemed inevitable that i would like this movie, though it seems funny that for any movie series that the third film would be the best film (actually in the history of movies i think that this is the only time this is the case). It seems like a cliche to say that i will receive shit for liking this film, but hey i probably will. So BIGS UP Twilight saga, you have successfully been able to live up to my expectations while still probably being unable to convert more people to your mystical charm!

Last installment here we come! COMEHITHIS!!


P.S. if you don't intend in watching any of these films just watch this video to sum it all up for you.

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And don't think i forgot about your boy Justin Chon, nicca i got yo back!

Merry Chirstmas, Get Fucked

This is prez and i havent posted shit in fkn ages. No real reason in particular just ceeeebs/been getting my dick wet.

Celebrating the Christmas day to me is pretty annoying because after the age of 10 it becomes less fun, tedious and plain old ceebs. I hate how the preparation for christmas starts like a month before the actual day which makes it seem longer than it is and seeing the decorations everywhere in shopping centres and also seeing peoples attitudes becoming way too keen.

Dont get me wrong, im not dissing jesus on his bday, but just the celebration. I walked around a shopping centre listening to the Christmas music they had on the speakers, that shit is more depressing than playing wii tennis, i bet they made those things wireless so you wouldnt try to hang yourself while playing it.

so i dunno ay, sometimes pictures can express what your trying to say more than words...

merry christmas

from old char...i mean prez