So tits win?
To quote a commenter on the issue 'C'mon fellas, tits are for year 7s'. I completely agree with this, asses are for refined gentlemen. Tits are for people with mother issues, which one did you vote for?
To make up for the disgrace that was the poll. I'm going to recite part of the first verse from 'Big Booty Hoes' by Biggie Smalls -
I got a bitch to suck my dick till I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut? Hell yeah
She even take it in the butt
Fuck for about an hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin' on hoes bitch?
Luke and Biggie straight shittin' on hoes bitch
Lick your toes bitch?
Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze
Well I haven't lost all faith in you just yet, tits and ass were tied at 50/50 3 hours before the poll closed, and someone (probably a 10 year old) voted for tits to make it 51/49.
Charles this is your new song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zssM5hARDwI
Met this guy from Boston at Epping pub after the media party, him and old mate Murray (shout out son!) rapped the lyrics word for word to his song 'Prepaid Problems', it was frikin amazing. Check out that song and his one other song which is also really good lol on his myspace - http://www.myspace.com/thisisbobbywilson
I like the fact that Charles is rapping, he uses good word play. I encourage that and stupidity, and because of that I gotta say the crown for best rapper in my eyes right now goes to toretto baby and 3pac. Yes i know that toretto baby is andrew lol. But some of yall other cats are doing your thing out there, props to duchamp and slyguy. Nah but for real, who is duchamp?
hey man i'm not toretto baby, but if i was how grand life would be....I don't think i wana go to LA anymoreeee
ReplyDeleteheres a funky introduction of how nice i am.
ReplyDeleteDRIZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
ReplyDeletea nice fkin round ass ftw sannnnnnnnnnnn
ReplyDeletei voted ass :)
ReplyDeletethats so lame, ass shoulda won.
ReplyDeletebut like that chick above has both ass and titties....so like, winner.
My bad.
ReplyDeleteyeah for real
ReplyDeletewho am i?
you know me
im that name on everyones lips
3pac's that thought, just eclipsed
but just like the elipsis
youll be waiting a while to catch this
seriously tho i cant believe this poll
what would freud say?
i think hed say that we have mother issues, i wonder what ass meant to him?
ReplyDeleteyeah i definately think that's what he'd say
ReplyDeletehe did state that the anus was the key focus of dynamic activity for the ages 2-4 as per his psychosexual stages of development but that would surely be a stretch
i think its more to do with the desire for what is conservatively considered forbidden