Well the Christmas/Festivus season is upon us again. Now if you remember one of us is not to fond on this idea, i'm not even gona try and hide it n shit its Prez. Now while non of i'm not super keen on the idea of Christmas (probably from the whole detached state thing) i felt a little responsible to teach Prez the true meaning of Christmas!
Alright i'm too ceebs to write something made sleezy or something to cheesy (unintentional rap) so i just thought i would post this one small video which shows that "hey if they can celebrate Christmas why can't". So Prez i hope this gets you in the spirit! ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
All for all you cheese dicks out there heres some shit to fill yo stocking, i decided to count down the top 3 "youtube singing asian chicks" thats are sick right now. And they go something like this...
3. aprillex3
Alright this chick can sing pretty good and plays alright, BUT think about it she sings both the girl and guy's part in this song. Though i noe she doesn't change her voice but the emotions there...right?AHA!
2."Hi my name is June"
I like this cover alright! Come at my bro! For the true gems of thsi video scroll down and read the comments, these dicks are even cheesier than me...
1.Hip Hop is in the house!
AHHHHH Shit. here we go check check. This is the shit right herre! And with that we have a clear winner.
So happy XMAS all you keen readers, let all your dreams come true! (i'm joking but like being real at the same time...lol)
COMEHITTHIS!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Real World (AHA!)
WOAH THATS SOMEEE GOODDD THUGG PASSION! Anyways I thought i would have a little speesh about the "Real World", but not to make it mad serious or wateves i decided to make this post more about wat i am looking forward to about the real world.
Now to create some sense out of this post the "real world" is the world outside of university where you'ren main priorities become your job and your loved ones, where the week can be divided between 9-5 weekdays and causal 'furniture shopping ikea seshs' on weekends (who doesn't go to ikea for the food? HUH?). And the reason i decided to make this about 'wat i look forward too' is because if you noe you me i tend to dread the real world like prez dreads fish curry (or indy dreads the women's revolution LOL). I decided to take a different approach to this, because hey maybe some things are good about the real world, maybe the clouds are lined with silver, maybe i will rack up at Kabir's...
Watches
Nothing affirms a man like his wrist accessory, plastic shit is for 'just borns', beads are for hippies, handcuffs are for 'mah OG niccas' and watches are for men. I started sporting one this year and i gotta say that the amount of times i have said 'u mirin brah' has double folded.
Mad Real World Parties
No more Jimmy gutter seshs from now on. Now house parties aren't a invitation to get trashed but to try some of that braised lamb 'real world chick' learnt off masterchef and to sip some aged wine (aged 5 years, we're not that rich). The word swig will coincidentally die.
Real World Money
I like the carefree lifetsyle i live now, but mann i need some of that real world cheese. I needs some of that drop a hundred like a oprah drops weight money. I need some of that so many got change for a fifty money, i need a degree in comm/law!
The End of The Week
I can't wait for this part! to blow off steam after a week of work, to go hard and ball outta control having a 'titty bar crawl' and eventually ending up in a coke den kinda of shit. To Wake up on Saturday with nothing but a headache, a tattoo of Tupac with a halo, and a keeness for the next friday night.
Structure and Responsibility
LOL deep much.
Dinners
This is a culmination of everything i sorta mentioned above. Some of us went to one of these last week and while it was sweet, joyous and delicious (schnitzel the size of yo forhead!' it was also a bit starnge to see what '20somethings' are like and how they dress. While it was weird i am sure that we all will eventually be like these people sooner or later, how inevitable/extensional.
So yea thats about it, BIGS UP you 20 something year old readers and i'll cya in the "real world".COMEHITHIS!!!
P.S. if you have other things you are looking forward to just chuck it in the comments box below, i might do a part 2 to this so watch out.!
Now to create some sense out of this post the "real world" is the world outside of university where you'ren main priorities become your job and your loved ones, where the week can be divided between 9-5 weekdays and causal 'furniture shopping ikea seshs' on weekends (who doesn't go to ikea for the food? HUH?). And the reason i decided to make this about 'wat i look forward too' is because if you noe you me i tend to dread the real world like prez dreads fish curry (or indy dreads the women's revolution LOL). I decided to take a different approach to this, because hey maybe some things are good about the real world, maybe the clouds are lined with silver, maybe i will rack up at Kabir's...
Watches
Nothing affirms a man like his wrist accessory, plastic shit is for 'just borns', beads are for hippies, handcuffs are for 'mah OG niccas' and watches are for men. I started sporting one this year and i gotta say that the amount of times i have said 'u mirin brah' has double folded.
Mad Real World Parties
No more Jimmy gutter seshs from now on. Now house parties aren't a invitation to get trashed but to try some of that braised lamb 'real world chick' learnt off masterchef and to sip some aged wine (aged 5 years, we're not that rich). The word swig will coincidentally die.
Real World Money
I like the carefree lifetsyle i live now, but mann i need some of that real world cheese. I needs some of that drop a hundred like a oprah drops weight money. I need some of that so many got change for a fifty money, i need a degree in comm/law!
The End of The Week
I can't wait for this part! to blow off steam after a week of work, to go hard and ball outta control having a 'titty bar crawl' and eventually ending up in a coke den kinda of shit. To Wake up on Saturday with nothing but a headache, a tattoo of Tupac with a halo, and a keeness for the next friday night.
Structure and Responsibility
LOL deep much.
Dinners
This is a culmination of everything i sorta mentioned above. Some of us went to one of these last week and while it was sweet, joyous and delicious (schnitzel the size of yo forhead!' it was also a bit starnge to see what '20somethings' are like and how they dress. While it was weird i am sure that we all will eventually be like these people sooner or later, how inevitable/extensional.
So yea thats about it, BIGS UP you 20 something year old readers and i'll cya in the "real world".COMEHITHIS!!!
P.S. if you have other things you are looking forward to just chuck it in the comments box below, i might do a part 2 to this so watch out.!
Friday, November 26, 2010
Day in the life of a Comm/Law Student
recently i transferred degrees to comm/law and had to made a video for a class. andy helped me.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Call of Booty: Black Cocks
ok ok so the new call of booty game dropped and the world went bananazzz.
Due to JB's "1 day sale" and our accountant/investment banker/money=women=power, cousin Jeremy, we got a copy for like 65 bucks. Opening day this game sold more than the MODW2, matter of fact the largest opening day ever in entertainment history. ok i think thats way too much real world facts for this blog already so well skip that shiet, the question remains....is it any good? Well from what i can tell from the 20 minutes of playing, it is pretty much the same.. shoot guys, be a man etc. which is all good I guess....
i think this can be best explained from our boy Ice-T who got an early copy of the game
Lil' Wayne got released from Jail in time for my birthday, Charles is happier. is I in heaven?
Shout out to the boy Jinman for survivng a mean 21 years, even your mans in Japan know whos I am!
Due to JB's "1 day sale" and our accountant/investment banker/money=women=power, cousin Jeremy, we got a copy for like 65 bucks. Opening day this game sold more than the MODW2, matter of fact the largest opening day ever in entertainment history. ok i think thats way too much real world facts for this blog already so well skip that shiet, the question remains....is it any good? Well from what i can tell from the 20 minutes of playing, it is pretty much the same.. shoot guys, be a man etc. which is all good I guess....
i think this can be best explained from our boy Ice-T who got an early copy of the game
Lil' Wayne got released from Jail in time for my birthday, Charles is happier. is I in heaven?
Shout out to the boy Jinman for survivng a mean 21 years, even your mans in Japan know whos I am!
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
D & M time (dimes and moolah)
Well a couple days ago i posted the rap part of this 'two-parter' and have come to the d&m segment. Now don't be disheartened by the length of this speesh or the lack of flow, just take some time out of your lives for about five minutes and have a quick read and i promise you you'll be a better person for it.
Okay so to catch yall up on wats this nall about, i just finished uni, yes the three year 'binge' is over and now its time for 'ya boy' Andy to enter the 'Real World' (i seem to be using a lot of these '' things lately). Now when i was dreading this moment for a long time i was thinking i would be a wreck, that my life would be over, that the lack of direction in my life would actually backfire on me (who would've thought). But it didn't, life goes on and through this pivotal, life defining moment i've learnt two lessons.
1. Life is not a race
LOL at this lesson, this is some seedy shit. Well i learnt it and its out there and even though sometimes i forget this i try and remember it (man this whole part felt heaps seedy to write).
2. Have role models
Not so much people you want to be exactly but people you admire. Despite popular belief you can have more than one role model, i think its important to take away something from several people that you admire and would like to emulate that bit of them. This could be one person's work ethic, charisma, or just general niceness And so with out further ado i present my present ANDY'S ROLE MODELS!
(note a lot of these are dudes, I think this blog has been a little sexist and we only talk about chicks. Guys have feelings too and i think we need to give them the spotlight).
1.Trey Songz
Alright you're probably think "why andy?" Well to be honest i like being nice n stuff and I'm kool with that. But why would i keep this up if i could be cheesedick? Now you're saying 'Andy sif troll like that", but i swear i'm not. From now on 'inner beauty' is dead to me, manners and generosity without reward be gone! From now the only people i talk to are other cheesedick men who i can use as wingmen and chicks (preferable the dumb and gullible who take sexism as just like funny teasing). So thank you Trey Songz i didn't know my life sucked up until i heard ur delightful 'Say Ahhh', and consequently i am forever in your debt.
2.Mark Wahlberg
Why was i not born in Boston? If i were I'm about 92 percent sure i would've turned out like Mark Wahlberg i.e. a sick kent. Mark Wahlberg taught me that anger is okay, that it should never be bottled but instead exploded on people violently and creatively. If you don't like Mark Wahlberg it means that you didn't like The Departed, Boston, and beating people. Which are three of my favorite things.
3.John Hams Jaw
Now I'm sure John Hams a sick kent in real life, he seems pretty chilled and kool. But what I'm talking about here is his Jaw, i swear you could cut like a loaf of bread on that shit. Now did this inspire me to do anything in my life? Not really, though i did choose to do masters in PR and advertising, hmm i wonder if there's any relation?
4. Tupac
Mah NICCA! RIP!! Now Tupac taught me a lot of things about life, that its okay to put delivery before lyrics and flow, that being a thug is suddenly the most important thing in my life, and that even if you wrong me " i ain't mad atcha" (LOL). I'm a bit of a late bloomer to be gettin into tupac (like atleast 8 years late) but heres hoping for more life lessons from this man.
5. William Schuester
My Schue i can i just say one thing, thank you for teaching me that singing will solve all of my problems, that no dream is too big, that no mountain is unclimbable and no ocean unswimmable.
So thank you Mr Schuester for giving me hope again, you wana a sesh some time?
And that's it, i will probably have a speesh about the real world soonish so dw bout that. Its good to be back, and to play us Trey Songz everyboby!
COMEHITTHIS!!!!!
Okay so to catch yall up on wats this nall about, i just finished uni, yes the three year 'binge' is over and now its time for 'ya boy' Andy to enter the 'Real World' (i seem to be using a lot of these '' things lately). Now when i was dreading this moment for a long time i was thinking i would be a wreck, that my life would be over, that the lack of direction in my life would actually backfire on me (who would've thought). But it didn't, life goes on and through this pivotal, life defining moment i've learnt two lessons.
1. Life is not a race
LOL at this lesson, this is some seedy shit. Well i learnt it and its out there and even though sometimes i forget this i try and remember it (man this whole part felt heaps seedy to write).
2. Have role models
Not so much people you want to be exactly but people you admire. Despite popular belief you can have more than one role model, i think its important to take away something from several people that you admire and would like to emulate that bit of them. This could be one person's work ethic, charisma, or just general niceness And so with out further ado i present my present ANDY'S ROLE MODELS!
(note a lot of these are dudes, I think this blog has been a little sexist and we only talk about chicks. Guys have feelings too and i think we need to give them the spotlight).
1.Trey Songz
Alright you're probably think "why andy?" Well to be honest i like being nice n stuff and I'm kool with that. But why would i keep this up if i could be cheesedick? Now you're saying 'Andy sif troll like that", but i swear i'm not. From now on 'inner beauty' is dead to me, manners and generosity without reward be gone! From now the only people i talk to are other cheesedick men who i can use as wingmen and chicks (preferable the dumb and gullible who take sexism as just like funny teasing). So thank you Trey Songz i didn't know my life sucked up until i heard ur delightful 'Say Ahhh', and consequently i am forever in your debt.
2.Mark Wahlberg
Why was i not born in Boston? If i were I'm about 92 percent sure i would've turned out like Mark Wahlberg i.e. a sick kent. Mark Wahlberg taught me that anger is okay, that it should never be bottled but instead exploded on people violently and creatively. If you don't like Mark Wahlberg it means that you didn't like The Departed, Boston, and beating people. Which are three of my favorite things.
3.John Hams Jaw
Now I'm sure John Hams a sick kent in real life, he seems pretty chilled and kool. But what I'm talking about here is his Jaw, i swear you could cut like a loaf of bread on that shit. Now did this inspire me to do anything in my life? Not really, though i did choose to do masters in PR and advertising, hmm i wonder if there's any relation?
4. Tupac
Mah NICCA! RIP!! Now Tupac taught me a lot of things about life, that its okay to put delivery before lyrics and flow, that being a thug is suddenly the most important thing in my life, and that even if you wrong me " i ain't mad atcha" (LOL). I'm a bit of a late bloomer to be gettin into tupac (like atleast 8 years late) but heres hoping for more life lessons from this man.
5. William Schuester
My Schue i can i just say one thing, thank you for teaching me that singing will solve all of my problems, that no dream is too big, that no mountain is unclimbable and no ocean unswimmable.
So thank you Mr Schuester for giving me hope again, you wana a sesh some time?
And that's it, i will probably have a speesh about the real world soonish so dw bout that. Its good to be back, and to play us Trey Songz everyboby!
COMEHITTHIS!!!!!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
greatest rap of all time
YO long time no post aye. This post is a two parter, the first will be this rap and the next will be like more of a spesh about graduating and all that seedy shit.
So heres this rap, it kinda is like a solid catch up on whats been goin on in the last couple months/weeks. I haven't written a rap in a while and thought it would be good venting. So without further ado.....,
AYO AYO comehithis, its goin down. Im back u bitches and this time im here for the whole game!!!! LEGOOOO
yo this the intro, here we go check-check the scenario
back again mah friend with facial hair to spare, call me mr mario
i noe toretto was the best, i noe u hated me
i puttin down rhymes like chicks call mr david lee!
yo i kill this shit don't quit ur day jobs
i dont sweat the technique like jinman at day clubs (u noe i luv u...mandrew)
they lie when they say they hot
i strangle the beat like clowns, ray's cock
but let loose and lets yo pants swang
mah muscle in the hustle call me matt ham
we need less stans and more bangs
skecthing on the flow so cold button up, the fuck is up? like cholo whats happenin mang
shout out to timmy D, flow, and all other cameos, ooo and whats happenin kwang?!?! (JYEAHHH)
ayo its been a coupla months
went from straight clean to a coupla blunts
yo comehithis went from pussies to coupla kents (SICKKK)
ayo to recap the last would be my pleasure
you pick the t bar ill bring the weather,
first and foremost i started fiending the reefer
and indy need some arty, he fiending the seether
but thats old news, we gotta move on
sesh over need maccas, we gotta move son!
yo chillin with tim its time to get the bud!
we gonna up his talk, have him sayin cud
yo kush be sweet, its makes mah head swoon
good company u should keep, dude in tim's bedroom
thats enough about weed, i gotta wipe mah forehead
until next time we back on bor-ret's!
yo its been crazy new crews and fools, this shits expanded
old faces ryu and jules, we should get ramsin,
yo we got suujin, who keeps shit movin'
art tight , keeps shit jewin'
shitin on all other cofians, call it manurein'
likes to take pics of dudes with no shirts, what a she-pimp
if mother teresa was alive what would she think!
then theres Will, home made tats is ill
he dont give a fuck like bp oil spills
yo and he can dance, what a machine
and his costumes game crazy, jane at halloween
this shits alive like we smoked ridalin
BAUS like VIVIAN
never tire, no Michaline
cold like Michigan,
raps run by whiteys and half jews, whered the niccas went?
like u forgot to press B-4-6, whered the hammers went?
yo and about chicks what can i say they dope
these media chicks is a tease, no hope
ass swoll, watchin it roll like a spoke
chattin em up through the wire, madu no ropes
i hear yo sayin "yeezy yeezy, thats sounds sleazy and that yo games like Heshan's dick, all cheesy"
yo my heart cold now u best believe me,
like em low self esteem and heaps needy
or pay a twenty for entry shits just as easy
yo cause lifes full of lies, like inner beauty
all i wana noe is a chicks inner booty
if she cant read shittteeee doesn't matter
s'all good if her address reads "parramatta"
yo i make tell em stories about how im a sick kent, why are they so dumb?
check i learnt from the best...his name is roshan!
cause i believe in exploring the world and doo woohs and what nots
and if u got nuthin nice to say please stop like these two awful cops
they were bein loud and being a bother,
i had to tell off they were wakin mah brother!
they offended me that was no good!
i put em in their place now they know where thye stood
btw mann i wana have a chat with trinia about norwegian wood
my fav bit was naoko givin brain, man readins good!
and the finale, ima rhyme real world shit
lifes drama not "mah name is earl shit"
i always hear "andy what u gonna do next year? you got facebook, add me!"
im like "do what i did this year bitch! stunt like mah daddy"
job prospects low, no need to prosper
and unemployment high like rastas
so everyone should chill, and forget work
yo indy u got prishckia number"? i heard her neck twerk (AHA!)
and last but not least comehithis we back baby, bigs up
this a revolution like prez linkin me jizzhut!
and lastly new charles what up wit u?
and see us at ewood but don't giv us props like we aint crew!
i jus wana say nicca i missed u
LOL im lyin that shit sound heaps gay
all im gona say is young money cash, free weezy all day!
Monday, September 20, 2010
pawn game
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alright so the new thing to do is come up with clever porn titles.
here are a few to get you going from the actual porn industry:
-Cherry Poppins
-Boy Meats Girl (a personal favourite)
-Innocent Until Proven Filthy
Your challenge is to come up with a good title.
I came up with one:
the big gangbang theory
alright so the new thing to do is come up with clever porn titles.
here are a few to get you going from the actual porn industry:
-Cherry Poppins
-Boy Meats Girl (a personal favourite)
-Innocent Until Proven Filthy
Your challenge is to come up with a good title.
I came up with one:
the big gangbang theory
Saturday, September 4, 2010
COME HIT THIS TURNS 1 YEARS OLD
HEY EVERYONE,
Can you believe it its been a year since the blog has been made??!!!
yeah who gives a shit.
watch this first.
THEN watch this: (only up to 1:15 cause the rest is so gay)
Can you believe it its been a year since the blog has been made??!!!
yeah who gives a shit.
watch this first.
THEN watch this: (only up to 1:15 cause the rest is so gay)
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Daze of our lives pt.1
July. The lost month.......yeah all of us got mad ceebs to blog anything but it was probably the most eventful month of the year so far with birthdays, holidays etc. So i guess this is it told from my phone, chronologically ?backwards? inception steezzzz
With most of the E-Dubb 21sts it would usually start at food, move to K then to the pub, to the streets then back to the pub. A vicious cycle, this screencap sums up my feelings quite accurately
Props to Rushman for looking like a lankan George Clooney
edubb fiend team, shout out to the boy jago
The Dynasty
Shout out to blog newcomers Vicky, Stephanie and the Supreme x Tom&Toms collabo
Happy Birthday to Prezzzz
the dude on the left is pryian older bro ashan, or as he calls him his nigs. Andy's excitement is proportional to the gleam of grease shining off his forehead.
lol at the trio. Shotgun prez ashing on Andy's shoulder, this reminds me of something....
"theres good protein in this jimmy, though i would've prefered to shelf this instead"
It looks like tupac is still alive in the form of a young korean boy, FEEL MEH!
Kabir - "Theres protein in that brahh?"
LOL
BAM!
Kabir - "wow you're bigger than i thought"
DONT
SLEEP
DIP$$$ET
Lastly happy 21rd birthday to our buddy/chap/aquaintance Charles , we all love you somewhat.
ok peasss, In pt2 there will be videos from these events and yes what you have all been waiting for, the boy Brian singing/sanging.....
With most of the E-Dubb 21sts it would usually start at food, move to K then to the pub, to the streets then back to the pub. A vicious cycle, this screencap sums up my feelings quite accurately
Props to Rushman for looking like a lankan George Clooney
edubb fiend team, shout out to the boy jago
The Dynasty
Shout out to blog newcomers Vicky, Stephanie and the Supreme x Tom&Toms collabo
Happy Birthday to Prezzzz
the dude on the left is pryian older bro ashan, or as he calls him his nigs. Andy's excitement is proportional to the gleam of grease shining off his forehead.
lol at the trio. Shotgun prez ashing on Andy's shoulder, this reminds me of something....
"theres good protein in this jimmy, though i would've prefered to shelf this instead"
It looks like tupac is still alive in the form of a young korean boy, FEEL MEH!
Kabir - "Theres protein in that brahh?"
LOL
BAM!
Kabir - "wow you're bigger than i thought"
DONT
SLEEP
DIP$$$ET
Lastly happy 21rd birthday to our buddy/chap/aquaintance Charles , we all love you somewhat.
ok peasss, In pt2 there will be videos from these events and yes what you have all been waiting for, the boy Brian singing/sanging.....
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Cash Money, Young Money, Take money, Yo Money!
Hey this is a really short rant in my series of weekly rants. I decided to sum this one up in a rap instead of just a straight post for the lol's.
AYO
theres a place i love, where i get it in like mutha fugga
where i fit in like a glove, yea i'm a mutha fugga
you can find it next to maccas
accepting all types, black, asian, indians and crackers
get past secruity, check yo id for maturity
where all a mann wana see is straight nudity
and at 18 all this shit was new to me
pay a hot twenty, stamp on the hand
ass they got plenty, i luv dis place mannnnnnn!
yo this place is seedy like ed norton in rounders
i wonder if anyone has used stripper money to buy a quarter pounder?
the chicks walk out do a dance
the whole front row suddenly ruin their pants
you feel good, fuck it you feel illy
till you look over and see tim willy
screw it ima stack bills til i can't stack no more
she a mad dog rollin on all fours
this shit is crazy hardcore
we can play like banner baby no pause
man i could chill til the sunrise in this place
get excited like heshan saw chase at martin place
the music low, slappa de bass
you know wat to use you bills fo, titties slappa de face!
don't feel bad they payin their tuition for university
they say it closes at 5, i wishin my night didn't have to end so early!
And yo florence i noe ur keen dont even try to hide
i see ya fiending like brian in the ride
cause if it suits let the glove fit
don't disagree with the urge to fiend tits
keep ur drinks cold and ur bills crisp
and next time pick up ur fone and call up Chris!
AYO
theres a place i love, where i get it in like mutha fugga
where i fit in like a glove, yea i'm a mutha fugga
you can find it next to maccas
accepting all types, black, asian, indians and crackers
get past secruity, check yo id for maturity
where all a mann wana see is straight nudity
and at 18 all this shit was new to me
pay a hot twenty, stamp on the hand
ass they got plenty, i luv dis place mannnnnnn!
yo this place is seedy like ed norton in rounders
i wonder if anyone has used stripper money to buy a quarter pounder?
the chicks walk out do a dance
the whole front row suddenly ruin their pants
you feel good, fuck it you feel illy
till you look over and see tim willy
screw it ima stack bills til i can't stack no more
she a mad dog rollin on all fours
this shit is crazy hardcore
we can play like banner baby no pause
man i could chill til the sunrise in this place
get excited like heshan saw chase at martin place
the music low, slappa de bass
you know wat to use you bills fo, titties slappa de face!
don't feel bad they payin their tuition for university
they say it closes at 5, i wishin my night didn't have to end so early!
And yo florence i noe ur keen dont even try to hide
i see ya fiending like brian in the ride
cause if it suits let the glove fit
don't disagree with the urge to fiend tits
keep ur drinks cold and ur bills crisp
and next time pick up ur fone and call up Chris!
Monday, August 16, 2010
you fancy huh? you fancy huh? nails done hair done evrything BIG, nails done hair done everything BIG!!
Well as i said in my last post i will half ass attempt to document all the bullshit we talk. This week my friends i will be talking about a matter that is quite pressing to my heart, the straight fringe and leather jacket. I want people to note two things, 1.that this is not about chicks who necessarily put both together and 2. this is kinda one of those crazy theories with no serious reasoning, so if get offended or sumthin you best chill out and smoke some of this protein (mountain choc mmmmm, are these protein jokes gettin old btw?).
So you're probably wondering what i'm talkin about, let me explain. When you're in high school you'll see chicks just with normal hair and whateves, just doin their thing. BUT when you get to the end of highschool/firss year uni you'll notice something, something not dramatically different yet something a little off...you'll notice the straight fringe! This is more commonly found in white chicks and stands as a stylistic choice but more importantly a statement, that says "here i am, respect me and my queendom (lol at the word queendom, i think the word was made up by lauyrn hill, erykah baduh or one dem nappy head hoes AHA!). You're probably wondering what does this straight fringe look like and how does i make sure its the real thing? dw i gots yo back!
Note the extremely pale diagram (fringes are also known as bangs btw,not to confused with ya boy bangs). Now if you want to know if the straight fringe is on purpose or by pure coincidence just do this conversation guide and it should all be sweet. First start by asking...
"hey chick what uni do you go to (she will go to uni or have some office full time job)?"
"Sydney uni, i think it really suits my new intelltucal perspective of the world."
"woah thats a great uni! what are you studying?"
"law arts, its really interesting! even though its my first year i can really see myself doing this for the rest of my life."
"Yeah i saw that in the uni guide, its looked soooo hard to get into. So in high school were you the most popular person or more of the modest type?"
"Modest of course! But you know i was never afraid to speak my mind, though i never really got in anyone's face thats just not me!"
"Btw i like you're haircut, very sharp!"
"oooo this? I only had it done a coupla weeks ago."
Keep in mind it will only have been done a coupla weeks ago or a month ago, and thats how you know wats up.
But i here you asking "Andrew what if i don't have the hair or ratio of face to pull it off?". Thats where the leather jacket comes into play. Now unlike its cousin the straight fringe the leather jacket gives off a far more laid back yet confident look, like its saying "hey world i'm chilled and cool like james dean, but i also got the paper and brains to rock this! nah mean?"(of course it wouldn't really be in a rap but i got bored). The leather jacket is also economical because it is stylish and warm for those far more chilly winter months, yes it is finally possible for chicks to be steezy in the breazy!
The application of the leather jacket can usually be found on General Pants chicks or Asian chicks. Its very suiting for Asian chicks as the straight fringe takes dedication and a certain level of commitment, the leather jacket can easily be worn and then taken off for any family dinner at some dodgy/ambiguous Chinese of Korean restaurant.
Now if you happen to be walking down Pitt st or Oxford st minding your own business, enjoying the sweet breeze and you happen to glance to your left and you see a straight fringed, leather jacket wearing chick you best save that moment...because you my friend have just bumped into an arts school chick! And if she is Asian give us a call and i'll comin runnin like no ones buziness!
So BAM another theory cracked, i might do another this week if i'm keen COMEHITTHIS!
So you're probably wondering what i'm talkin about, let me explain. When you're in high school you'll see chicks just with normal hair and whateves, just doin their thing. BUT when you get to the end of highschool/firss year uni you'll notice something, something not dramatically different yet something a little off...you'll notice the straight fringe! This is more commonly found in white chicks and stands as a stylistic choice but more importantly a statement, that says "here i am, respect me and my queendom (lol at the word queendom, i think the word was made up by lauyrn hill, erykah baduh or one dem nappy head hoes AHA!). You're probably wondering what does this straight fringe look like and how does i make sure its the real thing? dw i gots yo back!
Note the extremely pale diagram (fringes are also known as bangs btw,not to confused with ya boy bangs). Now if you want to know if the straight fringe is on purpose or by pure coincidence just do this conversation guide and it should all be sweet. First start by asking...
"hey chick what uni do you go to (she will go to uni or have some office full time job)?"
"Sydney uni, i think it really suits my new intelltucal perspective of the world."
"woah thats a great uni! what are you studying?"
"law arts, its really interesting! even though its my first year i can really see myself doing this for the rest of my life."
"Yeah i saw that in the uni guide, its looked soooo hard to get into. So in high school were you the most popular person or more of the modest type?"
"Modest of course! But you know i was never afraid to speak my mind, though i never really got in anyone's face thats just not me!"
"Btw i like you're haircut, very sharp!"
"oooo this? I only had it done a coupla weeks ago."
Keep in mind it will only have been done a coupla weeks ago or a month ago, and thats how you know wats up.
But i here you asking "Andrew what if i don't have the hair or ratio of face to pull it off?". Thats where the leather jacket comes into play. Now unlike its cousin the straight fringe the leather jacket gives off a far more laid back yet confident look, like its saying "hey world i'm chilled and cool like james dean, but i also got the paper and brains to rock this! nah mean?"(of course it wouldn't really be in a rap but i got bored). The leather jacket is also economical because it is stylish and warm for those far more chilly winter months, yes it is finally possible for chicks to be steezy in the breazy!
The application of the leather jacket can usually be found on General Pants chicks or Asian chicks. Its very suiting for Asian chicks as the straight fringe takes dedication and a certain level of commitment, the leather jacket can easily be worn and then taken off for any family dinner at some dodgy/ambiguous Chinese of Korean restaurant.
Now if you happen to be walking down Pitt st or Oxford st minding your own business, enjoying the sweet breeze and you happen to glance to your left and you see a straight fringed, leather jacket wearing chick you best save that moment...because you my friend have just bumped into an arts school chick! And if she is Asian give us a call and i'll comin runnin like no ones buziness!
So BAM another theory cracked, i might do another this week if i'm keen COMEHITTHIS!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Please sir can i have some more.......Protein bitch!!
Well it seems the blog has stalled a little. Its not that we've been doing unexciting things as of late (as we speak prez is at the Tribe concert) its just the ceebs factor in logging in and thinking of something to write. The other day when i was hanging with the Comehitthis crew it came to mind that what would it be like if we wrote down all the random theories and shit that we said in everyday life. Sure when we say it it sounds normal enough to us, but if we were to write it that would be some random shit!
And so i will attempt to do this over time. The first issue i wanted to address in rant form was the protein craze (which coincides with the MMA phenomena). My first question, how did protein become into the everyday practice of people?! if you were to tell me in high school that people would be doin this shit i would've been like...
"yea bullshit, no ones that keen"
And yet people are keen, they are as keen as hell. When did the desire for sweet muscles become such a priority? Keep in mind i know its every dude's dream to go to Flow and bench press a chick on the dance floor but still, why?
The first person i really really know who did it was Kabir (kabs), to me he will always be the originator of this here protein style. I remember one adventure where we went and bought a bag, the guy at the counter was eating a protein bar as he was serving us (to say it was sick would be an understatement). Personally i will probably never use protein but i can't help but support Kabir as we've been friends for forever and for saying the classic quote
"Jay Sean, he almost makes me proud to be Indian".
It seems to me that the latest keen user is our very own Indy who has really embraced the lifestyle of the protein user. On the other hand our very own New Charles is the complete opposite, smokin and eating chicken like a fiend. In this view i side with Charles, not that i support smoking (but i do chicken) but merely because any chance i get to grill Indy i will take it! But for the side of protein Dre and Craig David have become pretty ripped, are my two musical idols protein users? Check out these pics and decide fo yo self...
Am i against fitness? No but am i against the use of a flavored supplement to get muscles n shit? Maybe (if prez starts using protein will grill the crap out of him and use it for the 'lols'). So basically what i'm saying here is why did everyone start using protein? when did this happen? and more importantly you the readers, are you going to start using protein yourselves? COMEHITHIS!!
And so i will attempt to do this over time. The first issue i wanted to address in rant form was the protein craze (which coincides with the MMA phenomena). My first question, how did protein become into the everyday practice of people?! if you were to tell me in high school that people would be doin this shit i would've been like...
"yea bullshit, no ones that keen"
And yet people are keen, they are as keen as hell. When did the desire for sweet muscles become such a priority? Keep in mind i know its every dude's dream to go to Flow and bench press a chick on the dance floor but still, why?
The first person i really really know who did it was Kabir (kabs), to me he will always be the originator of this here protein style. I remember one adventure where we went and bought a bag, the guy at the counter was eating a protein bar as he was serving us (to say it was sick would be an understatement). Personally i will probably never use protein but i can't help but support Kabir as we've been friends for forever and for saying the classic quote
"Jay Sean, he almost makes me proud to be Indian".
It seems to me that the latest keen user is our very own Indy who has really embraced the lifestyle of the protein user. On the other hand our very own New Charles is the complete opposite, smokin and eating chicken like a fiend. In this view i side with Charles, not that i support smoking (but i do chicken) but merely because any chance i get to grill Indy i will take it! But for the side of protein Dre and Craig David have become pretty ripped, are my two musical idols protein users? Check out these pics and decide fo yo self...
Am i against fitness? No but am i against the use of a flavored supplement to get muscles n shit? Maybe (if prez starts using protein will grill the crap out of him and use it for the 'lols'). So basically what i'm saying here is why did everyone start using protein? when did this happen? and more importantly you the readers, are you going to start using protein yourselves? COMEHITHIS!!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
The Triple Threat!
Some may call it impossible, some may say its foolish, some may say its near daring, but i will dare to do it... The triple review of three arguable classics. Yes that's right i said triple, shits about to get epic. The subject of my review are three forms of media (putting my degree to use there) that have really captured my interest in the last couple months/weeks. We have the newly released Christopher Nolan Film Inception, the music phenomena Drake's first album Thank me Later, and the hauntingly beautiful flash game Robot Unicorn Attack. Though all are very different there are surprising similarities between the three.
Drake is the new and up and coming rapper who seems to be holding the whole weight of rap on his half Jewish shoulders. Here at the blog we've chucked a lot of references to Drake and had some fun at his expense. Now his eagerly anticipated first album has come out. What we have is a semi journey that spans from the lowly points of being famous to the pros of 'ballin outta control', and constantly throughout there are sprinkled gems of how to please yo chick.
Robot Unicorn Attack tells the story of a unicorn running and that's about it. All you do is press 'Z' and 'X', that's it. Theirs no real winning just losing. As you run the obstacles come at you faster and faster until you eventual crash. Though this sounds extremely stupid therein lies a deep beauty to the freedom of running, of what it really means to be horse creature.
Lets begin with the idea of ' doin it big'. All three of these in one way or another have done this and done it well. Inception has some of the most impressive stunts, sets and CGI you are gonna see this year. Two scenes that especially come to mind are the scenes in which the city of Paris folds upon itself and when a badass Joseph Gordon Levitt has a zero gravity fight in a hotel corridor. Inception really makes good use of its setting in the mind and takes liberties of the bending of logical science and over the top action, Nolan really shows what a wild imagination and a heccers budget can really do. Drake has really used his new 'baller' status to rope in the best producers and featurings that one could think of. Here you have the likes of Kanye, Jay Z, Jeezy, Alicia Keys, T.I. The Dream etc etc. This seems like a double edged sword because at once we have an extremely over the top colorful album, but on the other hand we have an album that can't quite keep up with quality control. Consequential the album varies really depending on how much you like the featuring artist as Drake is solid throughout. With the Unicorn game i don't know what happened from the flash games from my past to now but they have some how triple folded. The Unicorn game has some of the best animations I've seen in flash. Also with the assist of the almost too catchy Erasure Hit "Always" this game is like crack. When you play you'll constantly come back for the song, but then eventually sucked into trying to overcome an unbeatable game.
Alright I'm not not gonna lie, what I'm about to say next is a pretty big call but here goes nothing. Okay this might sound a little deep but I'm a deep guy so its all good, at the heart of all three of these things is a real simplicity. In terms of Inception it seems to be shrouded in complexity, abstract concepts and inconceivable action scenes. But at its core what we really have is the classic story of the jaded hero, a man guilt stricken over the death of his wife and his longing to go home. This is a story that has been told a hundred times and will probably be told another thousand, but its one that really appeals to people's fascination with tragedy. This might seem like I'm taking something away from Inception but its is actually quite the feat, to make this type of story fresh and familiar at the same time takes skills...so to Nolan kudos my friend (yea we're friends, JYEAHH). Drake's album is one that is one in which you can probably have a D&M to, go to the strip club and then get some nookie, and really isn't that what everyone wants? It might seem drake is heaps 'deeper' than any other rapper but his not, he just seems to wear his heart on his sleeve openly and rap shit that 5 years ago would've labeled him a bitch (or BIATCH), and really is there anything simpler than saying whats on your mind? (i do also realize how complex this can be but this is my review and i can say whatever the fugg i want). Unicorn game... If you looked up the definition of simple is the dictionary this game would be there staring you in the face, and then Erasure would appear on a unicorn and grab you by the hand, from there he would lead you on mystical journey in which you'd collect fairies and dash through stars forever!
So yea that's it, three bad reviews rolled up into a even shitter one. Here are videos from all three. COMEHITTHIS!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Random Phone Pictures (Part 1)
These are random pics from my phone:
This is charlie smacking out like a pro
Everyones reaction to this is "hes such a ballllll"
This was a presentation my group had to give last semester, we were the last to present so of course...no one was there.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Twilight SPEEEEESSSSSHHH (part 3)
Hmmm, theres always something about this time of the year. The airs a bit crispier, people are more snugged up in there winter best, the trees are a eerie stone grey and the squeal of tweens (and one very big mexican) can be heard near any big movie complex. Wait a second, what was that last part? oh...mah...gawd, it can't be that time of year already can it? Yes i think it is! New Twilight already shiteee!
We finally have the third installment in what people are calling 'the saga' or as just like to call it series. After the furst two arguably classic films (and i cannot stress the word arguably enough here) could this one match if not better the other two? The answer in my book is easily a 'yes', yes it can.
To catch you up to speed here the story basically centers itself around the love triangle of Bella (pasty chick), Edward (even pastier dude), and Jacob (always, and i mean always shirtless dude) and all the awkwardness that comes with being teens and sexy as shit (yea i said it, sue me!). All the whiles theres the ethical and moral decisions over whether Bella should become a vampire, the growing army of vampires coming to kill her, and the uneasy truce between vampire and werewolfves to ensure their survival! Woah let me just take a breath there for one second. It sounds like there is alot going on in this film, and in a sense there is. But it never feels like any of these are being thrown at you all at once, in fact the film is paced out pretty decently. Though towards the end it would've been a bit sicker if they had chucked in like at least 5 more minute of action in there.
Which leads me to the next point of the action and graphics. Word on the street is that this film has alot more action than the last two, and i can personally a test to this. The action in this flm is pretty kool and is able to find a nice balance between being sorta PGish while still retaining a sense of action from a horror movie. If you don't know what i'm saying look up director David Slade's last film 30 days of night (one of mah favourites, just like Tupac's changes, FEEL MEH!) and you'll get a good feel for what i'm talking about. The graphics in the film have less of the really really fake feel and just kinda look kool, the wolves especially look alot less Ice Age like. Overall a lot better than the last film.
Alrite lets get down to what we all wana hear. First and foremost Kirsten Stewart (or as i now wana call her 'Pasty Flanni') is back and man is she somehow prettier than before. In between the last film and this one i got kinda ceebs for Stewart's whole awkward pastiness goin on. But now with watching this film it seems i'm right back in the thick of it. Here shes considerable less stiff (theres a seedy joke in there somewhere) and alot more loose. Though i'm using this quite liberally as shes still got that whole awkward delivery goin on where she seems to say the beginning of a sentence really slow and then does a really fast rush at the end. They've also seemed to have given her flannis only in the brown to grey colour spectrum, needless to say i was diggin it hard!
Robert Pattinson is back as Edward Cullen. I duno, nothing has really dramatically changed here, his more or less the same as before. But now they've seemed to taken away the petticoat steez he had in the first film and manly suit shit he had in the second film and only given him flannis, 'V' necks, and generic shirts and tight jeans. For some reason also they've given him a really 'just born' sheen, where his always kinda like wide eyed (even when squinting) and shining in the sunlight, as drake says "and all the girls that play me eat yo muthafuckin hearts out its drizzzzyyy).
Taylor Laurant is Jacob, or should i say shirtless. The way i see it is that you can kinda tell the immediacy of any danger in the film to how much clothing he is wearing. That is to say for the film for about 90% of the film he is shirtless and leaning on shit (i'm not even exaggerating this number either, i swear!).
What made this considerably better was that a couple of days later i re-watched New Moon for the first time, and i have to say this one is quite a bit better. Obviously it seemed inevitable that i would like this movie, though it seems funny that for any movie series that the third film would be the best film (actually in the history of movies i think that this is the only time this is the case). It seems like a cliche to say that i will receive shit for liking this film, but hey i probably will. So BIGS UP Twilight saga, you have successfully been able to live up to my expectations while still probably being unable to convert more people to your mystical charm!
Last installment here we come! COMEHITHIS!!
P.S. if you don't intend in watching any of these films just watch this video to sum it all up for you.
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And don't think i forgot about your boy Justin Chon, nicca i got yo back!
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Cause there ain't no party like a media party cause a media party don't stopppppp!!!
Well this seems well overdue, but about 3 weeks ago my uni form (which if you haven't worked out by now is media) had this exhibition/party thingy. And for the sake of the blog (and because i don't care for my uni reputation) i decided to get the Comehithis gang to come. What was to come was a very fun, if not very drunk night.
To get an idea of the night the exhibition was kind of a way for us students to show off our own personal works before we had to do group work all next semester/enter the real world (ceebs!). The media was basically spread up into four different fields of sound, video, animation and web pages. Really this acted as a way for us media students to have one last drink up before shit gets serious.
One of the web exhibitions.
I was a part of the video group, now get this. Theres like 150 media students, but in video we only had like 20 students. I know crazy right!?! But that ended up being a blessing in disguise as we ended up being a very laxed, if not ceebs group. So basically while everyone else was breaking their backs and panicking we were kinda just chillin like we do (JYEAHH).
If you note in a number of the pictures i'm very drunk if not fried, and you're probably wondering "hey isn't anyone else drinking?". Well to answer your question yes they are, but i had to hold it down for the blog/ryuto so i went hard!!(note that for a normal person i would have had very little in fact).
like this one...
...and this one...
...this was a different exhibition, but same result.
Now this photo isn't here for the pretty girls in the front but rather the character in the back. I like to imagine his saying "Oi youse kents, ima tea bag all youse. ur such deero kents!"
So a good night had by all. BIGS UPS to all the media students out there, we deed it! And thanks to the Comehithis gang for really holding down the drinking front, and for embarrassing me in front of all my peers. Youse guys have really out done your selves this time!COMEHITHIS!
Shout out to big boy Keno and the CBF league. Yes that is the name, i shit you not! I could not even make that up i swear.
P.S. Drake's album is out in stores now, its a solid if not slightly lady aimed album. If you just want to ceebs it and listen to not heavy/d&m music cop it now.
Or you can cop this bootleg this version i found in the streets, whose dat handsome nicca on the cover!?!
To get an idea of the night the exhibition was kind of a way for us students to show off our own personal works before we had to do group work all next semester/enter the real world (ceebs!). The media was basically spread up into four different fields of sound, video, animation and web pages. Really this acted as a way for us media students to have one last drink up before shit gets serious.
One of the web exhibitions.
I was a part of the video group, now get this. Theres like 150 media students, but in video we only had like 20 students. I know crazy right!?! But that ended up being a blessing in disguise as we ended up being a very laxed, if not ceebs group. So basically while everyone else was breaking their backs and panicking we were kinda just chillin like we do (JYEAHH).
If you note in a number of the pictures i'm very drunk if not fried, and you're probably wondering "hey isn't anyone else drinking?". Well to answer your question yes they are, but i had to hold it down for the blog/ryuto so i went hard!!(note that for a normal person i would have had very little in fact).
like this one...
...and this one...
...this was a different exhibition, but same result.
Now this photo isn't here for the pretty girls in the front but rather the character in the back. I like to imagine his saying "Oi youse kents, ima tea bag all youse. ur such deero kents!"
So a good night had by all. BIGS UPS to all the media students out there, we deed it! And thanks to the Comehithis gang for really holding down the drinking front, and for embarrassing me in front of all my peers. Youse guys have really out done your selves this time!COMEHITHIS!
Shout out to big boy Keno and the CBF league. Yes that is the name, i shit you not! I could not even make that up i swear.
P.S. Drake's album is out in stores now, its a solid if not slightly lady aimed album. If you just want to ceebs it and listen to not heavy/d&m music cop it now.
Or you can cop this bootleg this version i found in the streets, whose dat handsome nicca on the cover!?!
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