Now to create some sense out of this post the "real world" is the world outside of university where you'ren main priorities become your job and your loved ones, where the week can be divided between 9-5 weekdays and causal 'furniture shopping ikea seshs' on weekends (who doesn't go to ikea for the food? HUH?). And the reason i decided to make this about 'wat i look forward too' is because if you noe you me i tend to dread the real world like prez dreads fish curry (or indy dreads the women's revolution LOL). I decided to take a different approach to this, because hey maybe some things are good about the real world, maybe the clouds are lined with silver, maybe i will rack up at Kabir's...
Watches
Nothing affirms a man like his wrist accessory, plastic shit is for 'just borns', beads are for hippies, handcuffs are for 'mah OG niccas' and watches are for men. I started sporting one this year and i gotta say that the amount of times i have said 'u mirin brah' has double folded.
Mad Real World Parties
No more Jimmy gutter seshs from now on. Now house parties aren't a invitation to get trashed but to try some of that braised lamb 'real world chick' learnt off masterchef and to sip some aged wine (aged 5 years, we're not that rich). The word swig will coincidentally die.
Real World Money
I like the carefree lifetsyle i live now, but mann i need some of that real world cheese. I needs some of that drop a hundred like a oprah drops weight money. I need some of that so many got change for a fifty money, i need a degree in comm/law!
The End of The Week
I can't wait for this part! to blow off steam after a week of work, to go hard and ball outta control having a 'titty bar crawl' and eventually ending up in a coke den kinda of shit. To Wake up on Saturday with nothing but a headache, a tattoo of Tupac with a halo, and a keeness for the next friday night.
Structure and Responsibility
LOL deep much.
Dinners
This is a culmination of everything i sorta mentioned above. Some of us went to one of these last week and while it was sweet, joyous and delicious (schnitzel the size of yo forhead!' it was also a bit starnge to see what '20somethings' are like and how they dress. While it was weird i am sure that we all will eventually be like these people sooner or later, how inevitable/extensional.
So yea thats about it, BIGS UP you 20 something year old readers and i'll cya in the "real world".COMEHITHIS!!!
P.S. if you have other things you are looking forward to just chuck it in the comments box below, i might do a part 2 to this so watch out.!
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