greatest rap of all time

YO long time no post aye. This post is a two parter, the first will be this rap and the next will be like more of a spesh about graduating and all that seedy shit.

So heres this rap, it kinda is like a solid catch up on whats been goin on in the last couple months/weeks. I haven't written a rap in a while and thought it would be good venting. So without further ado.....,

AYO AYO comehithis, its goin down. Im back u bitches and this time im here for the whole game!!!! LEGOOOO

yo this the intro, here we go check-check the scenario
back again mah friend with facial hair to spare, call me mr mario
i noe toretto was the best, i noe u hated me
i puttin down rhymes like chicks call mr david lee!
yo i kill this shit don't quit ur day jobs
i dont sweat the technique like jinman at day clubs (u noe i luv u...mandrew)
they lie when they say they hot
i strangle the beat like clowns, ray's cock
but let loose and lets yo pants swang
mah muscle in the hustle call me matt ham
we need less stans and more bangs
skecthing on the flow so cold button up, the fuck is up? like cholo whats happenin mang
shout out to timmy D, flow, and all other cameos, ooo and whats happenin kwang?!?! (JYEAHHH)

ayo its been a coupla months
went from straight clean to a coupla blunts
yo comehithis went from pussies to coupla kents (SICKKK)
ayo to recap the last would be my pleasure
you pick the t bar ill bring the weather,
first and foremost i started fiending the reefer
and indy need some arty, he fiending the seether
but thats old news, we gotta move on
sesh over need maccas, we gotta move son!
yo chillin with tim its time to get the bud!
we gonna up his talk, have him sayin cud
yo kush be sweet, its makes mah head swoon
good company u should keep, dude in tim's bedroom
thats enough about weed, i gotta wipe mah forehead
until next time we back on bor-ret's!

yo its been crazy new crews and fools, this shits expanded
old faces ryu and jules, we should get ramsin,
yo we got suujin, who keeps shit movin'
art tight , keeps shit jewin'
shitin on all other cofians, call it manurein'
likes to take pics of dudes with no shirts, what a she-pimp
if mother teresa was alive what would she think!
then theres Will, home made tats is ill
he dont give a fuck like bp oil spills
yo and he can dance, what a machine
and his costumes game crazy, jane at halloween
this shits alive like we smoked ridalin
BAUS like VIVIAN
never tire, no Michaline
cold like Michigan,
raps run by whiteys and half jews, whered the niccas went?
like u forgot to press B-4-6, whered the hammers went?

yo and about chicks what can i say they dope
these media chicks is a tease, no hope
ass swoll, watchin it roll like a spoke
chattin em up through the wire, madu no ropes
i hear yo sayin "yeezy yeezy, thats sounds sleazy and that yo games like Heshan's dick, all cheesy"
yo my heart cold now u best believe me,
like em low self esteem and heaps needy
or pay a twenty for entry shits just as easy
yo cause lifes full of lies, like inner beauty
all i wana noe is a chicks inner booty
if she cant read shittteeee doesn't matter
s'all good if her address reads "parramatta"
yo i make tell em stories about how im a sick kent, why are they so dumb?
check i learnt from the best...his name is roshan!
cause i believe in exploring the world and doo woohs and what nots
and if u got nuthin nice to say please stop like these two awful cops
they were bein loud and being a bother,
i had to tell off they were wakin mah brother!
they offended me that was no good!
i put em in their place now they know where thye stood
btw mann i wana have a chat with trinia about norwegian wood
my fav bit was naoko givin brain, man readins good!

and the finale, ima rhyme real world shit
lifes drama not "mah name is earl shit"
i always hear "andy what u gonna do next year? you got facebook, add me!"
im like "do what i did this year bitch! stunt like mah daddy"
job prospects low, no need to prosper
and unemployment high like rastas
so everyone should chill, and forget work
yo indy u got prishckia number"? i heard her neck twerk (AHA!)
and last but not least comehithis we back baby, bigs up
this a revolution like prez linkin me jizzhut!

and lastly new charles what up wit u?
and see us at ewood but don't giv us props like we aint crew!
i jus wana say nicca i missed u
LOL im lyin that shit sound heaps gay
all im gona say is young money cash, free weezy all day!