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alright so the new thing to do is come up with clever porn titles.
here are a few to get you going from the actual porn industry:
-Cherry Poppins
-Boy Meats Girl (a personal favourite)
-Innocent Until Proven Filthy
Your challenge is to come up with a good title.
I came up with one:
the big gangbang theory
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Heh..
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but here you are..
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have a bat
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did you know that tape don't rhyme with tapes?
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i know 3pac is mike
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so let's all stop rhyming before you catch the clap,
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these comments were supposed to be strictly porn
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im gonna tell u a story about the life of a construction management student.....
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and fyi lunch breaks include gettin brain,
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