Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Cofa, an untapped resource......

A couple of weeks ago The Comehitthis crew went off to the COFA Spring fair, where once a year pasty people from all over gather and share in the arty goodness.

There we bought some pretty cool stuff, met some pretty cool people and also met up with Mikey and his crew, if you don't remember who mikey is click the link to get the flash back.

With him were Ryan Octoba, Cam the Shokk and Charlene. Charlene's pretty sick for a number of reasons but the main one is because shes from Campbelltown, though I'm pretty sure she doesn't live there anymore but she once did and that's good enough for me (C-TOWN stand up, including you Super Yee, i know you're out there somewhere, but where, WHERE!?). I think she did medicine radiology, so if life was an episode of Scrubs i'm pretty sure she'd be the female Turk.

Cam the Shokk and Campbelltown's finest

This picture doesn't need to say a thousand words, just one...DIPSET!

A number of you are probably asking hey wheres Indy G? Well meanwhile at Defcon......




Don't ask how we got this miraculous photo, but the planets must have aligned of sumthin! this has now been forever immortalized as our Banner, so kudos to you NEW CHARLES, kudos!

In the back of Cofa DJ'ing was this guy, we don't quite know his name so we just refer to him as the gay Kyle Sandilands, Special mention that he played Blu Cantrell's "Hit em up style" which kicked this thing several notches up my belt.

For some reason i'm a real sucker for people on their hustle, especially if they're from South East Asia ( more precisely flipino). I'm really sorry but i forgot her name and will try to find out, but yea she was sellin these really nice postcards with her own designs. The one i bought had like the thai version of James Bond, i've been looking for one of these my whole life!

BIG UPS to SHERLY for having a mad jewelry stall, Sellin' nuthin but the finest that the world of fine body accessories had to offer. She sold a range of stuff from the serious to the kind of novelty jewelry we at Comehitthis appreciate and are willing to spend ridiculous amounts on.

Sherly taking a break from the hustle for a snap.

Of course i was sportin the 1UP mushroom. It was a close toss up between this and the star of David, i think i made the right choice.... I think.

There was actually two parts to this day. I couldn't fit it all into this one post so expect the sequel to be coming up fairly soon, look forward to more excitement, laughs , tears, and yes arty chicks..COMEHITTHIS!

Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban

Hi fellas

I didn't want to go in too early to conception day, so I was gonna meet 2 of my friends who had an exam on that day. They were taking a while to get out, so I started a convo with a Lebanese dude sitting near me. Turns out he was waiting for a friend too, we got a long well and he asked whether I wanted to have pre-drinks with him and his mate and i was like "fuck it, why not?".

So we went to meet his friend. He was a bit taller than me and built like Vin Diesel, he was indeed a sexy bitch. Then we got to drinking and talking, it was a fun experience. They shared stories of cruisin' in hot cars and females (Vin Diesel said he managed to pick up 8 girls at the roxy last sunday and broke his previous record of 7). Anyway they were very stereotypical and very funny, Vin Diesel kept rapping lines of random songs that I hadn't heard before. Some of them were awesomely funny coming from him, and I tried to remember the lines so I could google them and find the songs. And today, that's exactly what I did. The point of this post is to show how lols these lines are. I don't know though, maybe they were just funny to me because I actually saw the guy and talked to him but meh. Well here they are.

'I went from the Vernon, the curve servin', paper earnin'
Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban'

and

'Fuck bein' broke
Give that bitch a girdle tell her, "Transport my coke"'

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Inspired by EVERYDAY normal CREW

Dear comehit this crew,
u best believe this is a rap about you,

cause u may of heard that i got facebook son,

but dw cause im not a shook one,

u best believe all the honeyzz are after me,

but all i want is 'big momma' from red, cant you see?


So this is how its gonna work

im gonna bag u all out and u can call me a jerk

cause with fb and big momma their aint not stopping us,

so PLEASE stay out of our way and quit cock blocking us, (LOL)


To my best friend indy im gonna get u first,

cause we have the best of times and even the blurst,

u say you wanted a fkn 2 week break, pretty mean

and u say ur ova getting over the wake and bake smoking scene

but ur the one who flooded my fb walls,

and when it comes to paying back $, ur the last one who calls,


Next man on the list,

is crez a.k.a chris!,

he loves to draw, sleep and chill,

and is similar to cozzy, minus the pill,

i know what ur thinking there's nothing bad to say,

but NEWS FLASH hes a pedo with a camera (oh what? no way!), LOL

catch him with the zoom button,

then ask him what hes doing, he'll be sure to say "nuttin",


Anywayz now to our member with some new stylez,

you love to hate him and hes known as new charles!,

you can catch him repping his car and shoes just for FUN,

BUT CAN SOMEONE telll this nicca to stop getting DONE,

i swear he's repping new shit like every fkn week,

hes probably getting a fkn new ipod as we speak!


And lastly to ma man andy….mwa.

a star is born...

after tragedies such as Eminem getting all "funny" with tracks like 'Without Me', Snoop Dogg's 'Paid Tha Cost To be Tha Boss', Ja Rule and more recently Flo Rida and Souljah Boy hip-hop at least to me, as NaS famously famously asserted in 2006 '... is dead'.

.... or rather... 'was dead'
in 2009, as far as im concerned hip-hop/rap has chucked a Jesus Christ and rose on the 3rd year after it's death, with a new generation of talented rappers dropping their first albums this year including:
Asher Roth
Kid Cudi
Wale
B.o.B.

The lastest of which is J. Cole who featured on Jay-Z's Blueprint 3. I've just downloaded his 2nd, but 1st official mixtape entitled The Warm Up and after only 1 listen im totally rating him amongst the talents mentioned above... heck if this is J. Cole warming up i for one can't wait to see what he can produce when his red hot.

So i implore that you all check out his mixtape at www.mixfiend.com and his official website www.jcolemusic.com

'Theres such a thing as spending too much time together'

I see Priyan (Prez) almost every day, it's been this way for like 4 years. He's probably the coolest person I know, our relationship is a bit like Dorian Gray's and Lord Henry's (lol). Basically I'm like "Don't you ever think about this?" and hes like "No". In the 'about me' section of his profile, he describes himself as 'a bit fried'. I think this is what makes Priyan so beautiful, he's just so unaware of things that other people see, things that make people do things (often toolish things). Things he fails to see are trends and why people look up to certain people, he just does not really give a shit about what other people are doing. He can be this way because what he does with his life (usually doesn't involve people) makes him so happy that he can be content with the world without ever really observing it, and he doesn't feel the need to. All he needs is his wanking hand in good condition, his guitar, and his skateboard and his life is fulfilled.

Anyway, regardless of how cool Priyan is, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of him. He quotes the simpsons all fucking day and its getting a bit stale to be honest. He relates everything to KFC meals, if I ask him something like "would you pay 500 bucks to see Biggie live?" hed be all like "500 bucks, thats like 50 KFC meals". He's afraid of taking a dump at public places, once we had to trek it from Macq uni to his house just so he could do the deed.

So yeah I'm officially announcing that Priyan and I are having a 2 week break. If I see him around, I'll say hi and shit, but thats it.

SHOUT OUT to that chick from New York who follows the blog, SHOUT OUT to my homie saba for being strong enough to have a body builder in submission.

Much Love. xox.