Song Cover

sup,
I did a instrumental cover of:

Radiohead - Weird Fishes/Arpeggi

http://www.myspace.com/5amatimpulse

thanks indy for the bass

thanks johann for the beat

What are you guys geeks?

Well out of semi impulse and a desire to revisit our old love me, Crez and Danny went to this years Supanova. If you didn't know back like maybe 4-5 years ago me and crez used to really like comics. Its not that we don't anymore its just we kinda slowed that shit down, it felt like time to see what was now happening (if you don't know danny i think his mentioned in the billy baldwin birthday post, which was a year ago, shiteee).

Supanova is kinda like a giant geek fest (though we're geeks so its all good) where people you'd think are your everyday run of the mill folk suddenly go all out with costumes, withdraw all there savings and go nuts on all the geeky goodness.

i haven't been to Supanova in about maybe 3 years so to see how big its blown up was pretty kool. There were about double the amount of random comic/anime stalls, toys, merchandising and gaming stuff (along with these giant samsung stalls, random right?). And chicks, CHICKS?!? usually at these things theres alot of geeky chicks but this time the ratio was oddly skewed to like a 50-50 split. This is not to say geeky chicks aren't kool, if we didn't have geeky chicks who would be playing the token drummers and bass players of our favorite bands (though the observation had to be made)?

I don't know what this guy was smokin when he came up with this costume but i want some (must have been the most premium borrot shit, JYEAHHH!).

Every asian/gaijin boy's dream car



Of course we had to get the cliche photos with the stormtroopers.

Got a photo with the real mario (bigs up for the sick costume).

And of course the ceebs mario, this guy hands down had the best costume of the show. So ceebs yet such a nice guy.

Shout out to ya boy Kenneth. Former Epping boy and now university student/president of anime club/b-boy, a real kaleidoscope of Asian skills.

Docta Doom prepare for da boom!!

For the blog (what haven't i done for the blog?) i decided to get a caricature of myslef done, read til the end to see it ( or if your ceebs just scroll down).

And the celebrities lol. Kinda the best of the B list but still good stuff. We had the original Hulk (whose name i can't spell), Cordelia from Buffy and Angel Fame. the Australian chick from the Dollhouse, the girl from firefly, and the "even prettier in real life" Eliza Dushku (man she's pretty). By far the most famous person was the oldest werewolf guy from Twilight, he was just there smiling and kinda ceebs. This reminds me to remember to check for my new Twilight review when it comes out in a coupla weeks.

So overall a very good time was had by all. BIGS UP to Danny for driving us, for all the celebirties who came down, and finally GEEKS. It sounds like i've been bagging these people out but c'mon they come dressed up in they're favorite characters, not give a shit, and really embrace they're inner kid (while alot of people are being too serious and grownup, real world shit, CEEBS). And really you can't hate on that.

And heres me as batman, COMEHITHIS!!

you never thought Comehitthis would take it this far

Well as of recently the blogs been blowin up with raps, i'm not gonna lie and say shit isn't crazy cause it is. We've had many memorable rappers step up including Duchamp (or now commonly knwon as du chump), Kevin Bakin and Kevin Rappin, Pappa dawg, Sly Guy and of recently toretto and monoply man.

But i'm just gonna put it out there and say the hands down champ is 3pac, man this guy! whoever you are 3pac "you da fuckin best".

and heres just some of the raps that made this whole thing so memorable (btw if you still wana rap go ahead, i just thought this would be a nice sum up of the so far...)

Duchamp raps
jaw dropped at my array
of lyrics so fresh
make the mona lisa show flesh

cause you got rhyme porblems and i feel bad for you son
but you got 99 others and your spit's just one

not-indy said... omg i want this guy inside me

Sly Guy raps
and whats all these rumours bout chu gettin pussy wet?
you know it dont count if you work for the local VET.

preemo to dilla, you know they all killa,
whilst fake bitches like solar are just bad fillas.

the only thing you got ARE bad lyrics,
and talk about hypocrite, YOU'VE got the GIMMICKS!
callin yo own rhymes, "mad dapper",
son, you best look at the posts, yours got crapper.

i thought all this time u were screaming out "abuse me"
ur lyrics are a dick in the ear like ray in scary movie

Kevin Bakin & Kevin Rappin
Gobblin up nuts sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Eagle Boys and I'm comin third

sloppy lines and more vocabulary,
chump looks like bastard child of chuck and larry,

Billy Bob
hey look its duchamp 'dachump'
just like that headpiece donald trump,
he needs 5 viagra just to to raise his lil stump

pappa dawg
the pet owners asked your momma cause they wanted to know
if you provided more than just a strip show
so yo momma bent down and spread yo ass-cheeks wide
and said $10 to let the german shephard inside

you asked the doctor "why?"
"what's wrong with me?"
he said "shut yo mouth
and get down on yo knees"

3pac (kills it)
You clearly spent to much time spinnin trash in rotation
Learnin your rhymes from tha homie Prapper, Playstation

Which is how close you are to being on Charles' cock
Hey Ma is that the neighbours? "Nah DuNarc just called the cops"

Drop your draws and bend over for the New Outlawz (OUTLAWZ!)
And I shall remain anonymous, only on the finest shit
Come Hit This newest icon, this is 3Pacalypse

(this whole rap was sick)
Look I'm clearly famishin the rations of your lyrical happenings
Even Crez couldn't paint your survival from this battlin
You couldn't imagine the battalion I'm gatherin
All in Sandro Pe with brothers playing mandolins
Your whack rhymes ain't havin, sit on the floor like Shaolin
While me n Indy light a spliff like DeGraw, Gavin
On the real I'm not dissing Duchamp to feed my big ego
I just hope he slumps and then becomes my weed eagle
So clearly next time peeps Come Hit This
There'll be a new post: "3Pac is the SHIT"

N what's this shit you sayin bout you like to suck on dick too?
I said that shit just clownin dog c'mon how fucked up is Duche
You got some issues Champ I think you need some councilin
To help your ass from bouncin off the tops of male fallac ends

Faggot dino doggy no one's scared of your bark
I'm Jurassic Pac, ain't nobody scared of your stunts
I'll admit you had me brah with some of your bluffs
Yet I'm still standin' here screamin' "fuck Duchamp!"

Word to Pappa Dawg, tell the story as Chump sobs
You're the e-Papa Doc, 'cos you choked on this blog

(the best)
I'm mackin this blog, Steve Jobs Jr, Apple
s son
Servin bitches with venereals, Steven Applebaum

monopoly man
And called up Crez, cos Crez is my Ni**a.
"Yo Crez!" ("What up?")
"You need bread?" ("Yeah, mang.")
" Cos I'm at the store" ("Oh, word?")
" And I'll be driven' past yours. Do you need more pens to draw?"("It's cool man.")

and if your ceebs heres a visual sum up of how it all went down...

i know there heaps more raps/punchlines i didn't include but c'mon, could you honestly be bothered to go through 53 comments? So BIGS UP to all you rappers out there whoever you are, i'm sure biggie would be rolling in his grave LOL! COMEHITHIS!

btw i didn't include toretto and joe somebody raps cause it really obvious who they are, and if you don't know...what are you stupid?

RAY...FUCKED ME...RAY....FUCKED ME.. and wrapping up the poll

So tits win?
To quote a commenter on the issue 'C'mon fellas, tits are for year 7s'. I completely agree with this, asses are for refined gentlemen. Tits are for people with mother issues, which one did you vote for?

To make up for the disgrace that was the poll. I'm going to recite part of the first verse from 'Big Booty Hoes' by Biggie Smalls -
I got a bitch to suck my dick till I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut? Hell yeah
She even take it in the butt
Fuck for about an hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissin' on hoes bitch?
Luke and Biggie straight shittin' on hoes bitch
Lick your toes bitch?
Fuck no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm Swayze

Well I haven't lost all faith in you just yet, tits and ass were tied at 50/50 3 hours before the poll closed, and someone (probably a 10 year old) voted for tits to make it 51/49.

Charles this is your new song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zssM5hARDwI

Met this guy from Boston at Epping pub after the media party, him and old mate Murray (shout out son!) rapped the lyrics word for word to his song 'Prepaid Problems', it was frikin amazing. Check out that song and his one other song which is also really good lol on his myspace - http://www.myspace.com/thisisbobbywilson

I like the fact that Charles is rapping, he uses good word play. I encourage that and stupidity, and because of that I gotta say the crown for best rapper in my eyes right now goes to toretto baby and 3pac. Yes i know that toretto baby is andrew lol. But some of yall other cats are doing your thing out there, props to duchamp and slyguy. Nah but for real, who is duchamp?

Thank Me Now.

y'all better bump some Mase to 'Welcome Back'

like whitney coming off the crack

your favourite blogger's favourite blog-ger

virginia tech, columbine here to pull the trig-ger

make a bigger nigger biggie smalls out of all y'all miniature jiggas

this rhyme ain't written for all y'all to song cry

out right lie, if i ain't the "most incredible baby"

like drizzy says 'i'm just doing me'

while rest of lil' wayne-in' gibberish, A Milli

my life span, hype span length reads eternally

spitting on the internet, like pornstars do... Ron Jeremy

got girls, girls, girls tellin' us to "COME HIT THIS"

got all you wannabe rappers flowin' with lisps

knowin' we just elevatin' with style so crisp

like winter winds Marilyn Munroe-in' girls' skirts

you reversing, we accelerating bound to leave you in dirt

like the national anthem got you thinking, WTF? is girt?

All i hear is everyone going on about their swagga

add it all up got about as much as Hagrid in Harry Potta

all your verses so Dumbledore

receiving WAMS of about forty four

like golf on tv, such a bore, making whole families snore

if rap is your bread and butter,

i suggest you find a new career path

'cause i did the math,

and with all that shit you bitches mutter

i'll be seeing y'all sleeping in gutters... shit poor

In conclusion,

i'd like to clear up any confusion

regarding the Andy, Indy, Crez, Prez, Twilight fusion

Come Hit This got flow for show

got girls, girls, girls readying to get down, down, down, down, down (sample)

we all so straight... up

you all oh-so-homo, getting down, down, down, down down (sample) on boys, boys, boys

like you're addicted to boys

rockin' your pink tee's, all pink everything

pink cards, pink cars, all pink everything

our girls are blackbirds

you wanting to ride Dillinger...

remember...

we Jay Sean-ing,

you's just Lil' Wayne-nin',

we the stars and y'all just featurin'

Rap about newest charles

This was a rap we did about charles for lols.
p.s we are digging the rap battles going on in the comments of the previous post.


(PRIYAN)
ay yo check one two,

well well well charles where to begin?
u know that eastwood is the city of sin,
whats with love being in the last place you look?,
now im startin to believe theres a thing as half way crooks,
come on charles, you know how the old sayin goes,
u gotta always keep your bros before flo's,
yeah u know you had to cop this, dont even try to pretend,
who are u? bonnie and clyde singin to me and my girlfriend?
this is only the first verse and its sure to get worse,
next up is andy whose like a mexican fred durst

chorus: girlls girls girls girls all over the world...put yo number on this paper cause id love to date ya. holla back

(ANDY)
YO this that nicca you luv to hate, cant fuck wit me son you jus masturbate! yo ima put it down fo my dawg Charlie!

YO watch it while i kick knowledge
yall jus wet yo self i keep solid
we got florence and charles. charles and florence
this the new duo step out will smith and martin Lawrence
this shit crazy like mayer tryin to do some comedy Schtick
yall both do comm aint that some young money shit?
man i'm fesh to def all i need is mah coffin
is this really unexpected like obama in office?
yo but if you get married home bar is where its happenin
shotgun recpetion at pure platnium
i think crez up next his crazy as shit
if you wana be his lady all you need is some tits!


so BIGS UP to charles it had to be said
indys the new barney charles is the new TED!

(CHRIS)
AYO ayo im that nicca they call Chris
all that matters to me is asian bitches and tits
so step aside son for this first lick that i spit
Charlz son, i have 99 problems and bitches aiint shit (ooft)
but Florence is set, D-F-D-W, that shit is an acronym
down-for-dick-wet and bitch i own pure platinum!
check my steez, no swagger jackin' bitch
but warn Gong bout Asiara, ima swagger jack that bitch!
yeh i chunder when i drink, go hard like no other
but im Marshall, thats Ted, and this is how i met ur mother??

killuminati through ur body, blows like a 12 gauge shotty, feel meeh!!

(INDY)
yo charles i thought your heart was made of lead
but now you've shown us bro, youre the new fucken ted!
so you gonna have a wedding and write your own vowels?
i think andrews so keen that hes gonan release his bowels
like the time we drove past the supposed sewerage plant
dont lie cuz i know that smell was coming from your pants!
2 commerce grads thats a deadly combination
yo i hope this doesn't mean that ne-yo in your car will be on regular rotation
exams are over soon, i should probably get a job
nah what i'm actually gonna do is smoke a spliff and then watch cops!
But right now son u dont even need to fap
but the day you become a man, is the day you get in a choke and slap

(RYUTO)
eyo emo! first id like to say congratulations
it was kinda obvious that u two had love relations
dont be a bitch and deny like justin gong
ive got love for that guy man dont get me wrong
my brains too fried from taking hits from the bong
i wouldnt mind smoking that shit all day long
anywyas dun let a female change yo swagga
o wait flo aint no female, she a hustlaaa
nd u be da masta busta punani killa
going through phases like a caterpillar
old charles - new chalres - insane charles - married charles
shit gets realler
sorry i got no inside jokes
tho i heard lee has some shit for u to toke

(JINMAN)
to my dearest uncle fung aka cha cha charlie
you should get your hair done like mr bob marley.
i can't belive it man, this shit is so gnarly!
even your favorite rappers should make you an insane medley
reality, mic check, one two and then comes the motherfucking three
i want everyone to witness, everyone to see
that the new charles is improving, pass him the trophy please
we can lounge like biggie, shotgun being lil cease!
PEACE!