A Hitch-hikers Guide to ComeHitThis Lingo

red (rěd)

noun.
1. Red Rooster of Eastwood: want to get dinner at red? (not to be confused with American franchise and capitalist powerhouse Red Rooster)

2. one who possess strong left-wing political beliefs, usually referring to a communist: Chappo: better dead than red... or was it better red than dead?

verb. red it, red-ding it
3. the act of going to red: want to come out? cozi wants to red it.

I Slappeh Dee Bass

Hi homies, I haven't made a post in a while and did cop shit for it today, so here I am again. I couldnt really think of anything good to post about so what I'm gonna do is show you some cool pictures that have been sent to me over the years and chuck in a little commentary. So here we go















Heres one of my favourites, I reckon Christopher Walken is a champion. I heard he used to be a proffesional dancer before he was an actor, and someone who knows how to dance deserves respect.





























Just when you thought nobody could make this movie any stupider.














If heaven is an 8 year old boy, and the ladder is my penis....






























Lol sup fellas.

And I be out, next post by me is to wrap up the poll. Till then, kisses and hugs!

The Hitchhikers Guide to ComeHitThis Lingo

Now that the blog has really blown up and has reached audiences that may not be well acquainted enough with the ComeHitThis crew to understand our often esoteric and convoluted in-jokes and lingo... in case you didn't know so we kinda talk like Loso, papapachangasss.

Whilst i cannot divulge to you the lol-ness of our always hilarious and often arty in-jokes, as you would 'have-to-be-there' to be part of the in-joke, by definition. I can and will, however respond to Craig David's pleas to 'fill me in' and give to you...
The Hitchhikers Guide to ComeHitThis Lingo

(P.S. we are accepting applications to become a ComeHitThis crew member. So if you think you got what it takes then just post a comment on this post and tell us in 25 words or less why you would be a good addition to the ComeHitThis crew)

So here it is the first installment... say goodbye to urbandictionary.com and COME HIT THIS!!!

green it (grē'n ĭt)

verb. green-ing it
1. the act of falling asleep or showing extreme degrees of lethargy: He's greening it after that ultimate burger meal. (not to be confused with the disambiguation associated with smoking weed)

adj.
2. possessing qualities which result in one green-ing it: John Mayer's Continuum is a green it album.

rough times

Well no ones updated the blog in a while.. well basically a week which is pretty long for us. I'm just using this time to say that there should be some pretty good posts coming up in the next coupla days, such as the panzer queen gig and the highly anticipated review of New Moon (offt).

But it hasn't just been rough times for Comehitthis, the Eastwood boy's numbers have dwindled down to record low numbers due to the urge of the majority of em to return to the 'motherland' ( the motherland being Korea which has become the mecca of good music, Jaebaum we miss you OFFT). Though on the bright side theres still enough of em to have a 'sesh' so its not too bad, and Ryuto's still here and he counts for like 3 Eastwood dudes.

So yea with economic recession and holiday 'friedness' all around times are rough for every one. This vid is pretty good and should help to lift spirits, check it lol.



O yea and as the year begins to wind down we'll be doing some countdowns of all the things that really counted in the year that was 2009 so be sure to check that out too. COMEHITTHIS!!

Michael Cera, i dub thee the emperor of awkwardness.

If i told you all that my holidays got off to a rough start, well then you'd all be quite well informed people. Beyond getting fugged up for the first two consecutive days four-fifths of the comehitthis crew sat through the famed indie film Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

The film (yeah it's a 'film' not a 'movie') tracks the eventful night of protagonists Nick (Michael Cera, Supreme Commander of the Awkward Army, left, lol) and Norah (Kat Dennings, the third Veronicas sister, below). Fueled by Nick's raging homosexual posse 'The Jerkoffs' (just think of them as David Bowie times three and one of them asian... roughhhh) the gang go in search of their favourite pretentious indie band 'Fluffy' (yeah, what the fuck?) and Norah's crazed drunk friend Caroline (kinda like Florence for those who know her).

So you can think of the movie as a straight-edge pussy-fied version of the hangover, where the characters are 'hungover' not from a good friday night binge but rather unrequited love, the pressures of being the child of a celebrity and being a gay asian in an indie band.

So all in all the movie was pretty chat (with the exception from John Cho's cameo appearance a.k.a. Harold from Harold & Kumar)... the purpose behind the review is to merely deter the reader from actually going to renting the dvd or downloading it (yeah im talk to you! phhhuck yeewwww aseaaan!)

Now that it's the holidays everyone lookout for plenty of updates from the comehitthis crew detailing our escapades over the summer. What are we doing over the next few months you ask? mostly nothing, hopefully no more pseudo-indie films, enough drinking, tonnes of late night sesh's and an abundance of fun in the sun!

Next Episode: Nas concert wrap up

P.S. somebody download New Moon! lols

500 Daze

So its the holidays and im trying to get back into the swing of doing arty things again so as a warm up i decided to draw an in-joke. If you dont get it its cool lol weezy! I dedicate this pic to the boys priyan and indy aswell as this movie and all of its indyness (nick and norahs infinite playlist, "your my musical soulmate" lol!), man we've stretched the jokes of this movie hard, I wonder how the twilghts 2 will go.......

Oh yeh also happy birthday to koya KENO!! I hope there were many filo meats involved

Hey finish uni already people, shit is rufffff

chillin at the holiday innnnn

While most you out there are still studying hard for your finals, i have been on holidays for the best part of a month, being 3-4 weeks of straight holidays, where its basically been several weeks of straight nothingness........... now i know how Neil Armstrong felt looking out into the deep vastness of space for the first time ( if he was a fried kient!). The first week was pretty sweet with consecutive big events one after another (Remix, Wu-tang, Ryan's 21st, Nas) . But after that its basically been going slowly down hill from there. Not to say its been bad, but as the days continue i continue to feel more tired (though sleeping more), greasier (from the frequent visits to red, offt), and overall kinda chatter.

I have now officially become...fried!!

Symptoms include going to sleep close to sunrise and waking closer to sunset, diet of the grease food pyramid (mainly consisting of variations of greazy chicken), slight facial hair from being too lazy to shave (though telling from me you could hardly tell...my pride...), having the inability to tell days apart , and when being asked "how are you?" answering "man I'm pretty fried aye".

So yes the fried lifestyle may sound very attractive, and actually is pretty sick. But in the long run try and live in the "beautiful in between" where you care enough to be a little proactive but not enough to be a douche and succeed too much in life ( we observe this all the time and give them shit for it, are we bad people? yes, yes we are).

And here's a vid which basically sums up my whole feelings towards this


New Twilight movie comes out on Thursday, must keep pants dry till then. COMEHITTHIS!!

OCTOBA-fest

A coupla weeks ago the Comhitthis crew was cordially invited to Ryan Octoba's 21st birthday. With a open bar tab and similar people to Mike's 22nd it seemed like the sequel to Billy Baldwin's Birthday Bonanza. For those who don't remember that was one of the first posts we ever had, what a long three months its been in between.

All the usual suspects turned up including Cam the Shokk, Mikey, Charlene, the infamous Kayo ( fresh from the joint), and others we have probably mentioned etc etc. The Bar itself was pretty nice, kinda like an old Irish Bar, With of course the expected racist memorabilia.

So BIGS UP to Ryan for turning 21, is was quiet the gangsta affair. And wherever he is i know birdman is watching down smiling.

Yea so its kinda true the blogs been a bit lagging in the last couple of weeks, but honestly nothing really that groundbreaking and exciting has been happening. But hopefully once the whole crew gets on holidays it'll be on again. It better be actually cause if not i got like 4 months of straight shit to look forward to! COMEHITTHIS! >>> http://www.ryanoctoba.com/

WU-TANG!!

Lads, Eshays, Hipsters, Westys, Weed, Lil Jon, Indy, Ryuto, Jinman, Ant, Paul, Andy, Crez, Kayo and Cam. These are the mix of Sydney fans/fiends of the WU-TANG CLAN who came for their first gig at the enmore last Thursday, also a start to the events of last week's epic weekend.

Seemingly coming out of nowhere, word spread that they might do a gig after some ?melbourne skate/punk show? in the Syds and i was definitely skeptical to them hitting the shores at all. Lets face it, the clan hasn't been the same since ODB died with rumors of "creative control" (RZA making shitty beats) and some members getting more success than others and not returning to their roots and "keeping it real" (as if you wouldn't sell out if you had the chance! look at Sheckler!). Oh yeah and does anyone notice how Mef is like immune to all this, he had like a PG TV show with Red about being stoners without any evidence of weed or smoke at all, fuck the what?!

But back to the matter we bought the tickets and the show happened. I remember on the train there, we were making hypotheticals of who we would trade (U-GOD) for the ones that already announced were a no show (Mef, Ghostface, ODB dead) and how RZA can't flow over his own beats (Triumph). Well we got to the doors to meet up with Ant and sure enough there was a small piece of paper pinned up, some dudes flaked. "U-GOD & MASTA KILLA WILL NOT PERFORM TONIGHT" First reaction was a LOL, no real biggie. That left us with 4/9 - Raekwon, GZA, Inspecktah Deck and RZA (is Cappadonna counted as a member yet? was he there?) which is probably the best collection of like straight lyrical dudes in the crew (bar RZA). They all showed and killed it the only problem was times when it was like, oh shit yeh Gravel Pit! oh wait...none of these dudes have verses on this song....bummer.

Their set was kinda weird too as they did all of their classics straight from the beginning and kinda burnt out and dragged on to the end, to quote Ryuto: "It got kinda CBF". But still it was mad to see them do Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nothin' to Fuck With' and C.R.E.A.M Live and in the flesh for the first and maybe last time ever. It was also cool to see Raekwon and his stockiness aswell as them all yelling over eachother when trying to talk to the crowd. So the overall verdict......SICKKKK.

Oh yeah and also a special note to the beginning act Lil Jon who was okay and ultimate lols. Between songs he talked in his "mild-mannered citizen" voice just like in Chapelle. I think he caught alot of people off guard when he first came out, everyone ready to boo but he was actually pretty enegretic. Dont act like you dont know the songs! (I see ya Jinman!). Also i feel bad for Ryuto when that gay eshay pyramid collapsed on him. shotnot.

Oh yeah sorry for the lack of photos, we are useless without Prez's 3 megapixel machine.

ON another note altogether... has anyone seen the espionage collabos with reebok? Someone got fired over this shit lol.

A mixture of everything it kinda reminded me of this....


P.S.
Also props to Kayo for like showing up to the gig after spending 4 hours in jail that same day, I shit you not. Is Kayo realer than U-God? Some would say yes lol