Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tenzilla

So this is actually 2 seperate days put together but ehh ceebs, all the days seem to mesh in anyways. More hols chillin and hits from the phonnngg. Lookin at these photos, does anyone else notice that the general theme in all our activities is 'sitting'.
Oh yeh, I swear to god yesterday was the hottest, most stickest day of the year, as Black Rob would say, like whoa.


A crispy day at world square, aint it bootyfulll?

The Usual Suspects: MB Berretta (That Sanchez), That Mexican, B-Boy Chi & Koya Keno ....yeah there were alotta mexicans and semi-mexicans that day

Chillin at that mad spot on top of World Square

Feasting at the infamous Chicken BOX aka Cho Dumpling King (Though for some reason they took dumplings off the menu. ?? we off that!). The best 10 dollars youll spend in your life. The environment is quite an experience aswell, being literally like a 5m x 5m box constantly packed with peeps. It is also always overstaffed with like 5 waitresses staring at you while you eat, its pretty daunting at first but ends up adding to lol value.

Keno knows!

COMEHITTHIS!

Later that night we met up for a hang with Smitty and Franklins Vet Omer. Ohmz is a guy we went to highschool with and is currently studying petroleum-like things. He also wins money playing COD. He will rule the world some day.

Polliticin' with my mans and em

Joined by Maximum the Ryan, These pics make us look pretty chill, but at the time it was humid as hell. Ready for a Skate sesh with Jinman and the supremes.

....some 1-2 hours later, Ant hooking Jinman up ontop of Maq Centre parking lot. still hot.

Possibly the best T-Shirt ever made for way too many reasons-
"to All My Hustlers, Rock Smugglers, Stugglers
block Bubblers, Pushers, Cookers Pot Jugglers
whats The Word Y'all, Flip That Herb Raw
clap....... Thats The Bird-Call
"
lolllll


Prez and Ant with them skate skillzzz

After the skate sesh we left for a last minute sesh to the Star Citys since Ant had never been before. Needless to say we all lost lol. Those all-in-one free drink machines are pretty rad, my coffee tasted like peach tea and coke lol. madnutssss



Lastly, I was informed by Ryan that Epping Boys' own Kevin Kim, as in "Kevin's First Concert" fame Kevin (this niccca), is the leader of a new 9 dude Korean pop group. Much like the Wu-Tang Clan cept much gayer, no homo, wait yes homo? Anyways big ups to this guy for making it, his first appearance is near the start of the video. You can watch it......or not and just take our word for it lol.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Andy mobile phone experince 2001

Well its been awhile since any of us have done a post. I thought i'd be the one to break the ice and do a post to get things going again. Now keep in mind that this post is more of a filler than a real event/ opinion post. If you don't know what a filler is its kinda like the nothingness between the good stuff i.e. Goku running on Snake road, Goku flying to Namek, or any numerous time Goku is charging a spirit bomb, basically Goku not doing anything thats not fighting.

Whenever you see a photo on the blog its usually taken by either Prez's old school digital camera or Crez's phone (which is crazy cause i think they got the same amount of megapixels, go figure!?). But the photos here were taken from my phone, that's right baby JUDGE MO DOLLARS! Yea my phones this incredibly thin thing that is near indestructible and only has like 5 megabytes of space (rough), but i have been able to get a couple of got shots in my time and will present them for your entertainment, ladies and gentlemen i present the Andy phone experience 2001!!!!


Now if you remember my last post about NYE you might remember good ol' Luda, well his back in all his sweaty goodness! From his eyes you can tell his dying to say COMEHITTHIS!

Now this photo was taken a couple of years ago with Mikey. This is quite possible the smallest restaurant in the world (located in always classy Chinatown) and though the place is called Cho Dumpling King we simply call it chicken box cause that's all we order. And as you can tell by the crowd people fiend this stuff, almost like how people fiend Impluse on a Friday night (or Saturday morning).

This is Danny and Crez, if we've never intro'd Dan before his interest include all the finer things in life like comics, shredding, pizza hut buffets and extreme Nerf Guns. " I can Transform ya like Optmus Prime!" ( That felt chat i'm sorry).
C'mon it had to be done....

This pic came around through the combination of 1. all the arcade machines being reset in Macquaire Uni Bar 2. Two keen Brodas who hadn't played a game of Raiden in ages 3. Incredible on the spot thinking and 4. An undying allegiance to the Dipset Crew, DIPSET! DIPSET!



And to cap it off this had been up until recently my ring tone for like a year straight. Sorry about the shitty quality but internet restrictions have become mad rough.

So yes this was straight filler but hey its better than no posts at all right? right?! right?!?!?(mad silence)
COMEHITHIS!!!!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

We Are... Come Hit This...?

Welcome to the future...

So the start of 2010 has been a pretty rough start for one man ryuto the trials and tribulations associated with being a japanese hoon and owning a honda though filled with boundless highs do in some cases have their lows (understeer aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!). I could tell you all what happened in words... but if a picture paints a thousand words then the video below is better than any description i could write up.



Without further ado, here is David Letterman's late night slashed in half multiplied by two (hold up... what?)... my top 5 songs and albums of the year 09.

Top 5 Songs

Honorable Mention: Ryan Octoba - Coldest Eyes

Topped my iTunes most played for 2009 'nuff said...

5. Young Money - Every Girl (In The World)
To kick off the list, a song that has provided countless in-jokes and just straight up lols by a group that I'm sure will provide more of the same into their future. Thank you Young Money!

4. Maxwell - Pretty Wings
One word... beautiful. REAL TALK!

3. Drake - Best I Ever Had
Just a fun song filled with many lols and mated with quite possibly the worst clip ever. Hopefully the first and last time Kanye gets behind a camera.

2. Owl City - Fireflies
Old Charles-esque. You all love it.

1. Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys & Lil' Mama - Empire State of Mind
Sick beat, awesome flow by Hov and Alicia Keys is on point as always but best of all... Lil' Mama being a pachanga at the VMA's that kinda stuff is priceless.

Top 5 Albums
09 was a great year in music and for that reason I've chosen not to rank my top 5 albums of the year because its just too damn hard.

Ocean Eyes by Owl City
Owl City has managed to fracture the cold hard outer exterior of New Charles with some of the best music i've heard in a long long time.

Fearless (Platinum Edition) by Taylor Swift
Okay, it's a bit of a technical loophole as the original album was first released in late 2008 but i had to include it in this list. Taylor Swift's Fearless is every girl's anthem and every boy's guilty pleasure. Catchy sums it all up and Taylor is as cute as a thousand Ryutomons so that doesn't hurt either.

This Is It by Michael Jackson
Yet another loophole regarding the dating of the album but its mah list so mah rules (mah chain! mah bike!). Nothing needs to be said about the tracks they are undeniably some of the best songs ever recorded... you all know them and if you don't, you best listen to them asap or just die. They called him The King of Pop for a reason... rest in peace MJ.

p.s. fuck the haters first and foremost. And if you think MJ is Michael Jordan, then you are a retard... but funny as hell!

Man On The Moon: The End Of The Day by Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi is nothing short of an artist in the true definition of the word and this album is his first masterpiece. Throwing formulaic hip-hop into a space pod with a smart chimp and blasting the both off into outer space... Cudi has created an album that articulates a hauntingly realistic experience of a solemn life in an ultra-modern urban environment remiscent of literature from the times of the industrial revolution and great depression. Well that was pretencious as fuck... but really this album is amazing.

Blueprint 3
by Jay-Z

Probably the most tentative inclusion in the list in many regards. Although Blueprint 3 does contain a few awesome tracks i would say more than 50% of them are pretty far from point... and a couple are just horrendous. So why is it here? well... music is more than just the sound and for that same reason an album is more than just songs. Jay's 9/11 benefit concert at The Garden for those who saw it, or at least the first 10 minutes of it, epitomises this ideal i'm talking about. For its anticipation, hype, a few great tracks and above all its impact... Blueprint 3 makes my list.

As the good and bad songs of 2009 slowly disapear from our car stereos and fall down our most played lists to make way for the music of the new year that is 2010. Welcome to the ComeHitThis of the new year lazier, wittier and crazier...

Peace!

Monday, January 4, 2010

NYE is now! or was now...i dunno shit is rough

Hey whats happenin peeps, first post in 2010 and man i'm not gonna lie...it feels practically the same as 2009. But don't worry about that shit for now and lets backtrack to the dying hours of 2009, where the year was at its last breaths and everyone was preppin for the new decade. In classic Dead Shit style no one had really done anything to get ready, thankfully prez took the initiative to actually get everyone ready for what turned out be be a very sick night.

We basically just ended up hangin in the city the whole time, first at this dance studio (BIGS UP to DAVID LEE) and then George street. Bizzy Bone would have been hella proud!

da man and luda making they're first appearance on the blog

awwwwwww

Crez was fugged up well before we got to the city. Has anyone else noticed that crez and Prez take the best pictures together?

LOL Happy New Year!!! As you can see Goerge street was incredibly packed.

Kabs and Ryuto making they're usual gangsta appearances, only one thing can really sum it up properly...



Its pretty hard to explain everything that truly happened so i won't lol, just trust us when we say that there is at least a half a dozen quotables that will constantly come up throughout the year. O yea and the cherry on top of the heccers cake came in the form of the 'nothing fight', which is nearly too good to explain. I think Indy G might bgive it a try in his next post.

So yea hopefully next time we'll be able to see the fireworks, if not meh COMEHITTHIS!

p.s. Hey have a good time in Japan Joe if your reading this, lol.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Keen Beans.

So before we completely let go of '09 i thought there were a few things that needed to be wrapped up. The first is the yearly traditon to the great asian adventure to the *exotic* boxing day sales. One day a year the mostly respectable upper side of Sydney city is transformed into a keen-mans flea market (haggling, humidity inside an air conditioned room, strange smells etc.) . Non believers of a traditional Christmas, Asians line up in the wee hours of the morning to catch a cheapp bargain, its in their blood. Being the gooks we are we fought all pre-conceived cbfness and probably showed the most keeness we had ever the whole year jetting from the crib at like 5 in the morning. keen. as.
Well since im the one that usually "gets done", I thought it was only right that I hit this.
Oh yeh, also shoutout to that chick from DJ's with the tatts hahaa, youdafukinbest Ryuto Knows!


The Supreme Keen Team joined by blog newcomers Tomo whose hobbies include studying lawl and being Japanese and Hanul whose hobbies include being big and asian.


"The Holy Trinity of Hip Hop is us, we give Dre his props, but thats where its stops, its the Roc Gooks"


Friedness ensues, living in slow motion


cbf eyes lol, cameo from Shang Tsung in the middle


Bringing Eastwood to the City lol


Eye-Rollolingly good


Cameo by Jorge from Andy's media party fame


B-Boy Chi!


"Hey guys does this look tight?"
"nah man your good" "ok"
......"you got done!"


yeah, deez nutsssssss pt2.


Twilight, his skin shines like diamonds!


yo Andy, COMEHITTHIS!


ya never seen a chevy with the butterflyy doooor!


Oxford Street steez where the animals walk the people



I guess this is my first real "rant" so ill give it a shot, my view of '09 lol. So alotta people thought 2009 was crap, forgettable and the year of the CBF. IMO it was a fast blur, probs not at all the best but mostly I found that it just solidified things that you already had (work, uni, people etc.) nothing super exciting though a few things came to mind when reflecting. Yes this is on the interwebz now, we will never forget! lol

2
009 was...
  • Party Bus -If you were there you would know why this was memorable, eshay fest of 09' blood, guts, nautica....it was all there. Traumatic as hell lol
  • New Charles - Okay this guy deserves credit, he successfully quit smoking and started again in the same year, doesnt work but is able to run his murked out car (recently it has been noted that he looks like Hahn from fast and furious 3 lol) and be mosty DFW. How is this possible? But MOST OF ALL, in a brief moment of weakness we discovered that he believes in the existence of a GOD............like whoa! weezyyyyyyy
  • Soccer - Well 4 of the boys (Priyan, Kabs, Charles, Cheung) got keen enough to enter into a weekend sport club. This did not end good with 3 of them getting owned, Craig David getting the worst end of the stick (though this recovery time was crucial to keys to the vip study). This injury effected Prez the most by taking away his skating skillz. On the plus side he became very very pro at guitar (peep the blog songs!), has pantene-like hair and is now the lead in our band lol.....wait we have a band?!
  • Eastwood/Epping - Shoutout to GJ's (ice coffee on the reg), Chico, Karaoke dudes, ...homers, RED, pork rololls, legends all year every year "closing sale", eagle boyshayz, pay and spray, the log (bumping into chapman), Ant's crib, Dan Murphy's, Number 10 (the mysterious pork chop burger lol) and all of the Eastwood boys somehow becoming stoners LOL (AK, RJ watup!)
  • Indy's car - Vital to the uni sem, lets hope it makes it for the next 10 years! looks mad and reflects cbfness/the chill. Brings out d and m ness aswell as the unasked for answer of "handjob". It also smells sick imo. Good music, good times.
  • Slang/Lingo - eshay, green-it, cbf, keen, fried.....you know the rest
  • Music - Sadly MJ died but this left room open for the rise for the likes of Lil Wayne and the Lady Gagas of the world lol. Many group luls have ensued from weezy and his weed carriers. As mentioned before by that Mexican, the last quarter of the year saw a rise of Korean Musics.......yeah..(Jaebaum lol) as well as Indie tunes to go hand in hand with cofa/playing guitar/mayer/pastiness/cofa/Michael Cera etc.
Im sure there was a heap more, if you remember anything hit it up. PEASSSSSssss to 2009! On to the Next ONE!



2010...
  • New Year Day 7am nothing fight
  • Charles learns to swim and how to love LOL
  • will get P's (maybe)

Thanks for reading! Weezy :(