Real World (AHA!)

WOAH THATS SOMEEE GOODDD THUGG PASSION! Anyways I thought i would have a little speesh about the "Real World", but not to make it mad serious or wateves i decided to make this post more about wat i am looking forward to about the real world.

Now to create some sense out of this post the "real world" is the world outside of university where you'ren main priorities become your job and your loved ones, where the week can be divided between 9-5 weekdays and causal 'furniture shopping ikea seshs' on weekends (who doesn't go to ikea for the food? HUH?). And the reason i decided to make this about 'wat i look forward too' is because if you noe you me i tend to dread the real world like prez dreads fish curry (or indy dreads the women's revolution LOL). I decided to take a different approach to this, because hey maybe some things are good about the real world, maybe the clouds are lined with silver, maybe i will rack up at Kabir's...

Watches

Nothing affirms a man like his wrist accessory, plastic shit is for 'just borns', beads are for hippies, handcuffs are for 'mah OG niccas' and watches are for men. I started sporting one this year and i gotta say that the amount of times i have said 'u mirin brah' has double folded.

Mad Real World Parties

No more Jimmy gutter seshs from now on. Now house parties aren't a invitation to get trashed but to try some of that braised lamb 'real world chick' learnt off masterchef and to sip some aged wine (aged 5 years, we're not that rich). The word swig will coincidentally die.

Real World Money

I like the carefree lifetsyle i live now, but mann i need some of that real world cheese. I needs some of that drop a hundred like a oprah drops weight money. I need some of that so many got change for a fifty money, i need a degree in comm/law!

The End of The Week

I can't wait for this part! to blow off steam after a week of work, to go hard and ball outta control having a 'titty bar crawl' and eventually ending up in a coke den kinda of shit. To Wake up on Saturday with nothing but a headache, a tattoo of Tupac with a halo, and a keeness for the next friday night.

Structure and Responsibility

LOL deep much.

Dinners

This is a culmination of everything i sorta mentioned above. Some of us went to one of these last week and while it was sweet, joyous and delicious (schnitzel the size of yo forhead!' it was also a bit starnge to see what '20somethings' are like and how they dress. While it was weird i am sure that we all will eventually be like these people sooner or later, how inevitable/extensional.

So yea thats about it, BIGS UP you 20 something year old readers and i'll cya in the "real world".COMEHITHIS!!!

P.S. if you have other things you are looking forward to just chuck it in the comments box below, i might do a part 2 to this so watch out.!

Day in the life of a Comm/Law Student

recently i transferred degrees to comm/law and had to made a video for a class. andy helped me.

Call of Booty: Black Cocks

ok ok so the new call of booty game dropped and the world went bananazzz.
Due to JB's "1 day sale" and our accountant/investment banker/money=women=power, cousin Jeremy, we got a copy for like 65 bucks. Opening day this game sold more than the MODW2, matter of fact the largest opening day ever in entertainment history. ok i think thats way too much real world facts for this blog already so well skip that shiet, the question remains....is it any good? Well from what i can tell from the 20 minutes of playing, it is pretty much the same.. shoot guys, be a man etc. which is all good I guess....
i think this can be best explained from our boy Ice-T who got an early copy of the game



Lil' Wayne got released from Jail in time for my birthday, Charles is happier. is I in heaven?

Shout out to the boy Jinman for survivng a mean 21 years, even your mans in Japan know whos I am!

best porn storyline ever?

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D & M time (dimes and moolah)

Well a couple days ago i posted the rap part of this 'two-parter' and have come to the d&m segment. Now don't be disheartened by the length of this speesh or the lack of flow, just take some time out of your lives for about five minutes and have a quick read and i promise you you'll be a better person for it.

Okay so to catch yall up on wats this nall about, i just finished uni, yes the three year 'binge' is over and now its time for 'ya boy' Andy to enter the 'Real World' (i seem to be using a lot of these '' things lately). Now when i was dreading this moment for a long time i was thinking i would be a wreck, that my life would be over, that the lack of direction in my life would actually backfire on me (who would've thought). But it didn't, life goes on and through this pivotal, life defining moment i've learnt two lessons.

1. Life is not a race
LOL at this lesson, this is some seedy shit. Well i learnt it and its out there and even though sometimes i forget this i try and remember it (man this whole part felt heaps seedy to write).

2. Have role models
Not so much people you want to be exactly but people you admire. Despite popular belief you can have more than one role model, i think its important to take away something from several people that you admire and would like to emulate that bit of them. This could be one person's work ethic, charisma, or just general niceness And so with out further ado i present my present ANDY'S ROLE MODELS!

(note a lot of these are dudes, I think this blog has been a little sexist and we only talk about chicks. Guys have feelings too and i think we need to give them the spotlight).

1.Trey Songz

Alright you're probably think "why andy?" Well to be honest i like being nice n stuff and I'm kool with that. But why would i keep this up if i could be cheesedick? Now you're saying 'Andy sif troll like that", but i swear i'm not. From now on 'inner beauty' is dead to me, manners and generosity without reward be gone! From now the only people i talk to are other cheesedick men who i can use as wingmen and chicks (preferable the dumb and gullible who take sexism as just like funny teasing). So thank you Trey Songz i didn't know my life sucked up until i heard ur delightful 'Say Ahhh', and consequently i am forever in your debt.

2.Mark Wahlberg

Why was i not born in Boston? If i were I'm about 92 percent sure i would've turned out like Mark Wahlberg i.e. a sick kent. Mark Wahlberg taught me that anger is okay, that it should never be bottled but instead exploded on people violently and creatively. If you don't like Mark Wahlberg it means that you didn't like The Departed, Boston, and beating people. Which are three of my favorite things.

3.John Hams Jaw

Now I'm sure John Hams a sick kent in real life, he seems pretty chilled and kool. But what I'm talking about here is his Jaw, i swear you could cut like a loaf of bread on that shit. Now did this inspire me to do anything in my life? Not really, though i did choose to do masters in PR and advertising, hmm i wonder if there's any relation?

4. Tupac

Mah NICCA! RIP!! Now Tupac taught me a lot of things about life, that its okay to put delivery before lyrics and flow, that being a thug is suddenly the most important thing in my life, and that even if you wrong me " i ain't mad atcha" (LOL). I'm a bit of a late bloomer to be gettin into tupac (like atleast 8 years late) but heres hoping for more life lessons from this man.

5. William Schuester

My Schue i can i just say one thing, thank you for teaching me that singing will solve all of my problems, that no dream is too big, that no mountain is unclimbable and no ocean unswimmable.
So thank you Mr Schuester for giving me hope again, you wana a sesh some time?

And that's it, i will probably have a speesh about the real world soonish so dw bout that. Its good to be back, and to play us Trey Songz everyboby!


COMEHITTHIS!!!!!

greatest rap of all time

YO long time no post aye. This post is a two parter, the first will be this rap and the next will be like more of a spesh about graduating and all that seedy shit.

So heres this rap, it kinda is like a solid catch up on whats been goin on in the last couple months/weeks. I haven't written a rap in a while and thought it would be good venting. So without further ado.....,

AYO AYO comehithis, its goin down. Im back u bitches and this time im here for the whole game!!!! LEGOOOO

yo this the intro, here we go check-check the scenario
back again mah friend with facial hair to spare, call me mr mario
i noe toretto was the best, i noe u hated me
i puttin down rhymes like chicks call mr david lee!
yo i kill this shit don't quit ur day jobs
i dont sweat the technique like jinman at day clubs (u noe i luv u...mandrew)
they lie when they say they hot
i strangle the beat like clowns, ray's cock
but let loose and lets yo pants swang
mah muscle in the hustle call me matt ham
we need less stans and more bangs
skecthing on the flow so cold button up, the fuck is up? like cholo whats happenin mang
shout out to timmy D, flow, and all other cameos, ooo and whats happenin kwang?!?! (JYEAHHH)

ayo its been a coupla months
went from straight clean to a coupla blunts
yo comehithis went from pussies to coupla kents (SICKKK)
ayo to recap the last would be my pleasure
you pick the t bar ill bring the weather,
first and foremost i started fiending the reefer
and indy need some arty, he fiending the seether
but thats old news, we gotta move on
sesh over need maccas, we gotta move son!
yo chillin with tim its time to get the bud!
we gonna up his talk, have him sayin cud
yo kush be sweet, its makes mah head swoon
good company u should keep, dude in tim's bedroom
thats enough about weed, i gotta wipe mah forehead
until next time we back on bor-ret's!

yo its been crazy new crews and fools, this shits expanded
old faces ryu and jules, we should get ramsin,
yo we got suujin, who keeps shit movin'
art tight , keeps shit jewin'
shitin on all other cofians, call it manurein'
likes to take pics of dudes with no shirts, what a she-pimp
if mother teresa was alive what would she think!
then theres Will, home made tats is ill
he dont give a fuck like bp oil spills
yo and he can dance, what a machine
and his costumes game crazy, jane at halloween
this shits alive like we smoked ridalin
BAUS like VIVIAN
never tire, no Michaline
cold like Michigan,
raps run by whiteys and half jews, whered the niccas went?
like u forgot to press B-4-6, whered the hammers went?

yo and about chicks what can i say they dope
these media chicks is a tease, no hope
ass swoll, watchin it roll like a spoke
chattin em up through the wire, madu no ropes
i hear yo sayin "yeezy yeezy, thats sounds sleazy and that yo games like Heshan's dick, all cheesy"
yo my heart cold now u best believe me,
like em low self esteem and heaps needy
or pay a twenty for entry shits just as easy
yo cause lifes full of lies, like inner beauty
all i wana noe is a chicks inner booty
if she cant read shittteeee doesn't matter
s'all good if her address reads "parramatta"
yo i make tell em stories about how im a sick kent, why are they so dumb?
check i learnt from the best...his name is roshan!
cause i believe in exploring the world and doo woohs and what nots
and if u got nuthin nice to say please stop like these two awful cops
they were bein loud and being a bother,
i had to tell off they were wakin mah brother!
they offended me that was no good!
i put em in their place now they know where thye stood
btw mann i wana have a chat with trinia about norwegian wood
my fav bit was naoko givin brain, man readins good!

and the finale, ima rhyme real world shit
lifes drama not "mah name is earl shit"
i always hear "andy what u gonna do next year? you got facebook, add me!"
im like "do what i did this year bitch! stunt like mah daddy"
job prospects low, no need to prosper
and unemployment high like rastas
so everyone should chill, and forget work
yo indy u got prishckia number"? i heard her neck twerk (AHA!)
and last but not least comehithis we back baby, bigs up
this a revolution like prez linkin me jizzhut!

and lastly new charles what up wit u?
and see us at ewood but don't giv us props like we aint crew!
i jus wana say nicca i missed u
LOL im lyin that shit sound heaps gay
all im gona say is young money cash, free weezy all day!