Indy said... Pretty keen to know who Duchamp is now, i thought he was pretty bourgeoisie but he dropped rhymes about wet vaginas and earned all our respect May 30, 2010 10:11 PM
Now i've been gettin alot of fan mail from all you faithful readers out there about your individual problems, like "andy! what should i do about this and that and blah blah blah". Well fortunately i've got the the answers. Lets start with reader number 1
Dear Andy " Hi, i love the blog and all your gang's shenanigans. I especially love how you guys are blatantly racist and objectify women, its just...just the best. Anyways i was wondering if you had any advice on what do i should after i graduate high school?" Yea np random chick (supposing) here watch this, i think it'll really help you out...
and listen to this....
and peep this.... prez relator much? wait is it? Now lets go with reader number 2
Yo Andy wats happenin (bizzy bone voice) " If you can't tell by now i'm a straight ass man. If ass was a cereal i'd each that shit with a spoon! Anyway i was wondering if you had any hookups? btw i'm a crackhead."
Woah! easy buddy, dw i got your hook up right here... Well yea that was filler, COMEHITTHIS!
i forgot my password to my individual account or i combined accounts blindly, i dunno.
Man we got a ps3 yesterday and traded in that shitty wii, what were we thinking. give us an add, the name is Ashan
CBF this semester, its getting too stale...i was at indys house the other week and he showed me the sequences of these videos which are pretty good. like 20secs each.
Well it came and went. On Saturday we had a true Comehithis event as we all went to John Mayer. it was kinda a big deal as we've been talkin this guy up for a while and kinda praising/talkin shit about him for months now. So could the concert live up to all expectations? could he shred like a machine, sing like a "cheesedick", and put on a stand up show all in one? Well thankfully you'll be glad to know that all can answered with a resounding "Yes"! Accompanied by cameo Florence (we were Florence and the Machine...get it? they're a band..and her name is... and we're......CBF) we were keen on what was to come.
I really felt like i got my $120 out of it when i overheard two dudes on the way to the toilet having this conversation.... "would you suck dick to gravity?" From that point i kinda had in my mind what to expect from the rest of the night. The set list of the show was pretty good, though it had the vibe that he kinda just put his IPOD on shuffle and was like "okay so these are the songs we're doin tonight...sick". The random ones were kinda like Vultures, Belief, and Bigger Than My Body, but still he did em really well so its hard to hate. Also Assassin was surprisingly sick, so seedy yet so good.
Now down to what you really wanna know, chicks brah. Though there was a surprising amount of dudes there, there were still more chicks. The mix was good ranging from semi gilmore girly to straight gilmore girl. Basically if you got all the most good natured girls in Sydney and shoved em in one space, you'd have this crowd my friend. before..... .....after, Crez "i give dem titties five thumbs down!"
After the concert we were on a high, we felt good, we felt great, we needed to get drunk. And you'll be glad to know we gots bizzzzyyyyy. We started out at "Charlie Chan's" which is kinda like that club in Tokyo Drift where Han and the "gaijin" guy party with supermodels, alright that might be a bit of an exaggeration but it was alright. The second place was our Maclaren's, a place we've been scoping out for like 6 months as our version of the "How I Met Your Mother" hangout. Though it didn't live up quite to the expectations it did have its highlights... The first was the ever lovable town drunk Bruce aka the deadbeat dad. Apparently he said he has nine different kids across several different women, and left them all after 6 months. You're probably saying to yourself "this guy sounds seedy as hell!", and in all honesty you're right. And because of that we had to get a picture with him... The other highlight was the D &M master himself the "philosopher guy". He kind of individually dished out life lessons to each of us, telling us about the future, the inner self, and what we want out of life. Alright in all fairness he was drunk, but man he showed us a dodgy business card which said he was a professor of philosophy and that's good enough for me. Its suffice to say we got a photo with him....
The only person he didn't get to talk to was New Charles, does this mean that Charles will not have the direction and fruition that he has so longed for? Has he missed out on his last chance to find a chance at the "meaning" of true love and all its joys? Speaking of which Charles you better see Twilight:Eclipse with us!
Yea this vid pretty much sums up how it all turned out. Note Prez's classic quote of the night near the end there.
So bigs up to John Mayer, to Bruce (you old basterd), the "professor" and florence for being a stand up cameo (and being keen on the titty bar).
Heres some vids of the night, one of ours and the other i got just got from youtube, COMEHITHIS!
And heres a bonus cause its been awhile since a post. Seedy much (now Corgan thats how you do an everlasting gaze...LOL)
Indy says: lol fym says: dude mayer is so soon Indy says: yeah man who cares lol fym says: im keen man Indy says: im gonna jack off into maccas tissues u gonna sing along and shit why dont u bring a sign fym says: i'll throw my underwear at him Indy says: LOL
the other week i was at deams' house and i discovered they got a pet rabbit. long story short i fell in love with it...
so last thursday the whole comehitthis crew came with me to parra to buy a pet rabbit. im not gonna lie, hes pretty fkn cute. At first i couldnt think of a name for the lil guy but i decided to go with charlie. NOT cause of my fellow comehitthis colleague. But from a character in "its always sunny in philadelphia".
Anyways he is pretty chilled. All he does is eat, drink, shit, eat his own shit and sketch the hell out (the video will explain). check it.
p.s keep him away from new, old and insane charles.
