some life lessons with andy

Now i've been gettin alot of fan mail from all you faithful readers out there about your individual problems, like "andy! what should i do about this and that and blah blah blah". Well fortunately i've got the the answers. Lets start with reader number 1

Dear Andy
" Hi, i love the blog and all your gang's shenanigans. I especially love how you guys are blatantly racist and objectify women, its just...just the best. Anyways i was wondering if you had any advice on what do i should after i graduate high school?"
Yea np random chick (supposing) here watch this, i think it'll really help you out...

and listen to this....

and peep this....

prez relator much? wait is it?
Now lets go with reader number 2

Yo Andy wats happenin (bizzy bone voice)
" If you can't tell by now i'm a straight ass man. If ass was a cereal i'd each that shit with a spoon! Anyway i was wondering if you had any hookups? btw i'm a crackhead."

Woah! easy buddy, dw i got your hook up right here...

Well yea that was filler, COMEHITTHIS!

btw anyone goin to common?