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Monday, May 31, 2010

Duchamp is the shit


Fuck horny/mysterious stranger, who are YOU good sir?
as witnessed in the "raps" post comments:
Duchamp said...
hey kids
thought id interject so long as you dont mind...
yo long time reader
first time rapper
kid i know what you needed
now watch me get dapper
fuck protein bitch
aint mean shit on the town
now check this pitch
and sit the fuck down
mang rhymes get the numbers
vocally entrancing
socially enhancing
pull you out of your slumber
you see dat girl walk in, in all her glory
you know the story
she got swagger in her swag
luis vuitton bag
low rise
petite size
cant deny
this girls fine
so you saunter on up
and spit you rhyme
watch her pants combust
she'll be wet in no time
any place, any time, any day
man you know this is the way
its true you dont need cash
but you need no protein
to score some nash
just drop some beats n with steez
post some lyrics for dat heez
dont matter how fine
how bad or how kind
girl can have swagger in the bag
straight out of a mag
slim fit
low cut
you know her
shes damn hot
show her dat vocabulary
watch her get weak up from her feet
drop to her knees
rest is history
all you need is dat steez
n/a

Indy said...
Pretty keen to know who Duchamp is now, i thought he was pretty bourgeoisie but he dropped rhymes about wet vaginas and earned all our respect
May 30, 2010 10:11 PM

Duchamp said...
cant i be both
wet bitches cut stitches
no hitches so clean
aint never heard a rhyme spitting,
fine gent like me
May 30, 2010 10:15 PM