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Priyan made a post about rap beefs that he found interesting and then people commented on it, this is what ensued.

14 comments:

Crez said...

sickkkk. im glad this topic came to light...
but you forgot the very famous beef of one
charles "one lung fung" vs 'horny/mysterious stranger'

p.s. takeover>ether, haters get mad!

April 14, 2010 12:43 AM

Anonymous said...

apparently jay z admitted that ether was a better diss, saying the takeover is better is like saying biggie > 2pac and thats just crazy...right...?

April 14, 2010 1:18 AM

horny/mysterious stranger said...

ay yo im back from the dead,
that charles cat better hide at red,
cause he aint gonna like the taste of this lead,
once i shove it in his mouth, no doubt,
deez nutz. HOLLA BACK?

April 14, 2010 1:21 AM

DA charles said...

ayo ayo dis is charles
not new, not old but DA REAL charles and i come to spitz on deez haters

Yo horny stranger wat is dis?
U think just cause I'm educated means i won't hit a bitch!
yea i've finished dorian grae it was good book
"cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!"
you can catch me in the trap with a flanni and a fatty
this flow like blow i carry it in a saddy
yo mah lung funny cause i smoke to much weed
and when i was done i ate the stem and the seeds!

HOLLA horny/mysterious stranger!

April 16, 2010 5:49 PM

horny/mysterious stranger said...

OH shit bitch........
oh boy u do not know what u just started,
i dunno if its the lil wayne, but are u plain retarted???!!
and whats the shit about rockin a flanny,
r u some arty keunt that calls a ass a fanny?,
maybe i need to bust a load in ur mouth so u can call it uncanny,
so please, just go back to where u originated,
cause i hate the arsty fartsy and damn opinionated,

and quit being a pretentious rapping rager,
so u can leave the dissin to the horny/mysterious stranger.
HOLLA BACK, WTF UP!!!! WHAT WHAT?
SCAT CONES LOL

p.s dick-wet wanna get a drink sometime? ;)

April 16, 2010 11:38 PM

prez said...

HOLY shit charles that chick owned u hard man. u best holla back to get ur "e-street cred" back.

April 16, 2010 11:40 PM

Indy G said...

LOL FUCKING LOL

April 17, 2010 8:27 PM

DA charles said...

yo yo i've had it wit these mahfuckas tryin to claim mah throne

yo look at dis chick trying get in mah face
comin at me gona be a mistake
u can front and brag and be lame ass fake
but "i'm doin me" like mah name was drake
yo i do call a ass a fanny and a smoke a splif
i also gots a pet fo yo moms i call her "mah bitch"
yo u don't know me dude and ship that i rep
you keep fuckin yo self thats wat i call safe sex
i aint pretenious i just earn wat i gets
i run circles round ur degree like arts at uws
ima throw you in the ocean everyone gona wonder what happened
i can't help that yo favourite track was a assassin

OHHHH shit bitch, HoLLA BACK CHICK or go back across 8mile!

April 18, 2010 3:10 AM

andy said...

MR CHARLES! i've never seen this side of you! homegirls fugged up now. your just amazing!

April 18, 2010 3:11 AM

prez said...

LOOL nicee one

April 18, 2010 2:13 PM

horny/mysterious stranger said...

yo dre, turn the beat up a lil...fk it just shut up and listen...

ay yo that last rhyme i read, was nothing but crazy,
was it written by joe somebody featuring t-baby?
yo i aint in yo face, so maybe u need a face lift,
before i burnout around ur car like the bitches in tokyo drift,
always remember in a freestyle that i will prevail,
and as for that ship u rep, yo its already sailed,
cause if u didnt know, cube wrote rhymes for dre,
but i was the sista who wrote for N.W.A,
my style makes ur style look like its just born,
that they have to censor me out like korean porn
PEACEEEEeee

April 19, 2010 12:38 PM

oea. said...

LOL!

April 19, 2010 8:33 PM

Sanchez said...

FKIN LOL!!!

April 19, 2010 10:00 PM

DA charles (da realest nicca to ever do it) said...

ayo ayo wheres my snare, wheres my sna..o there it is, just chill out and lemme smoke this weed and spit this shit, check it

yo i'm a nightmare in these streets
i just drop mah name and bitches fall at my feet
my name C.H.A.R.L.E.S
you can take a back seat cause ur ridin wit da best
i wish i could chatroulette you and press NEXT
check, u try and bite me steez like mike tyson
yo mah favourite word for u is GAiJIN
yea i saw that movie is was decent alright
you're like cofa on a weekday nicca all dykes
yo smokin dis weed is makin mah head hazy
i got that vintage steez cause i was made in the 80's
i gots that hood pass like mah name t baby
u can do do these woo oh's like kiss chasy

FEEL MEH!

Do You Ever Wonder?...

Do you ever wonder if people have opinions just for the sake of defending themselves?
Do you ever wonder if the motivation behind many aspects of life is sex?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if men and women weren't attracted to each other?
Do you ever wonder why everyone has a small penis but I don't?
Do you ever wonder if we just exist for the purpose of entertaining some alien race that is secretly watching us?
Do you ever wonder why Andrew Yee said he'd meet me after uni today but his phone was off when i called him?
Do you ever wonder if you're the only real person with feelings in the world and everyone else is a robot that was made for the purpose of stimulating your feelings?
Do you ever wonder if everything is because of cause and effect?
Do you ever wonder if you could ever be as much of a big keunt as me?
Do you ever wonder if new Charles will ever open his heart?
Do you ever wonder if the feeling of love just exists for the purpose of raising children with someone?
Do you ever wonder if Priyan actually has thoughts in his head?
Do you ever wonder whether you're lazy or just afraid? (LOL)
Do you ever wonder if everyone else is so delusional, why arent you?
Do you ever wonder why Edward Norton hasn't won an Oscar yet?
Do you ever wonder why ignorance is often praised?
Do you ever wonder why apathy is often praised?
Do you ever wonder how Ryuto is so chilled out?
Do you ever wonder if insects feel any kind of pain besides physical?
Do you ever wonder what exists beyond the spectrum of what humans can see?
Do you ever wonder if the reason I wrote this post is because I've been getting stoned way too much lately?

.....get her out of the cupboard jason, we can't have her in there. Think about it for 10 minutes! THINK!

Also....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Qo7Kl1PMg&feature=related lol

A lady just said " do u think 1 JIGGA of data would be enough?" ... I gotchya HOV!

So our good friend and general Paul Walker of the Ryde-middleclass-hood, Osman Eunseok Asanovski now has his own camera/photography blog. You best HIT DIS at:

http://oe-a.blogspot.com/

A site that can be best described as "fully sick", "omagaudbro" and his favourite,"cunt rash" you best peep this on the reg. So big UPs to O-man in the camera game and remember "real men race for the repect, not the pink slips"





p.s. Osman the title of the post is a quote from Mr Elvin "I saved your life" Sarkisian lol, what a hero.

Bump n' Grind

One autumn day while chilling on the reg we decided to have a skate sesh ontop of maq carpark. This ended up in an epic game of S-K-A-T-E between hometown heroes/fiends The "Kwang-Mang" Ant and Prez "Maestro" Moseby. Captured with my camera phone and heavy on the spot use of the pause button for editing, I threw some rap jawnts over the top for good measure and lols.


Prez vs Ant
Who will win?? well if you sit through this 9 minute epic, you shall see (shout out to Prez's just born haircut!)

Rap Beefs

Beef:

to start a fight, to get into argument with another person, or group of people.

"I just had a bad day, don't start no beef with me"

(Sourced: Urban Dictionary)

I find rap beefs interesting, here are some famous ones:

Easy E - Real Compton City G's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QzsSBhzMq8

Vs

Dr Dre - Fuckin With Dre Day (Feat. Snoop Dogg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqqrX0KJVcs

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West Side Connection - King of the Hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0hRb_C9AI

Vs

Cypress Hill - Ice Cube Killa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_godvzfz0g

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Jay Z - The Take Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAnGnevKxJE

Vs

Nas - Ether

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOv37e1a7Q

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Eminem - The Sauce (this is mad brutal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW27N-Ks7W8&feature=related

Vs

Benzino - (cbf his diss, its shit)

AND i know ur thinking either of two things:

1. omg cbffff all these links, fair enough i know i would.

and

2. hey prez! omg man, you forgot to list "hit em up" by 2pac?....well, go back to year 8 man.

got beef?

prez.

I'm soooo Uptown and mahfucka if you ain't don't go Uptown yeaaaa

Kids, on a breezy afternoon in March 2010 your uncle Andrew happened to be IPODing it when he suddenly bumped into...none other than Comehitthis broda David Lee.

Me, Crez and as mentioned above David Lee had a city day sesh, and when i mean day sesh i don't mean leaving Hunter street at like 10 in the morning when everyone's getting ready for work, I mean a day of activities and adventure. Adventure actually seemed like the word of the day as the whole thing kinda played out like a steezy version of an episode of Dora The Explorer. With me as Dora (for some reason i always end up as the female character), Crez as the equally mexican cousin Diego and David as the ever lovable Boots. Heres a pic that better demonstrates this...




BIG UP to public transport and no licenses! (where were you New Charles, WHERE!)

So we were on our way! First stop was Stanmore to get some bike parts for the new fixie. Now i'm not sure if you've ever been to Stanmore but its just past USYD and to be honest, at first glance is kinda like a old western showdown town (note the rhyme skills). But once you start lookin in the shops its pretty kool and laxed. Shout out to this burger place we had lunch/second lunch at. Good to taste real food after so many maccas binge seshs, and also it has this thing called velvet coffee which is a mix between yogurt and ice cream with biscuits on top, i know i know, you jus gotta try it.


All you need is the tumble weed and its set

Me in the bike shop with the token Jewish kid

Us fiending for a fix hard, and its cool Supreme we don't want shit for this advertising.

It had to be done

Next we went uptown to a hardware store. Now for a guy whose status in life is primarily "gudda" (shout out to New Charles) upper city is quite a nice change. With a mix of really old (or as they would say in any good pretentious institution "vintage") building mixed with the uber new its really something to take in.



Next stop was the always steezy Darlinghurst to visit Mr "what they talkin' bout" Jay Em Kay. Now if you don't remember Darlinghurst check the Cofa part 2 post here. Jays pretty much the realest nicca on the label and can cite nearly every line from Friday. Pretty much if hustlin shoes was the same as whippin up rocks you'd call Jay "Da Snowman"(JYEAHHHHHH).

We didn't have a photo with him on the day so we basically went back to the archive we gots. This pics pretty sick too as it was the day or two before we went to Wu tang (tickets in hand).

GANGSTA

At Eastwood we bumped into none other than Aran. Old normo boy and Gary to Indy's Ash....

...and also Tim He whose super nice and as Brian puts it "owner of day club in bella vista" (btw if you don't know who Brian is you'll find out later, he's a bit of a character).

Much later in the night David and Ant had a go at fixing up their fixies. While they were actually hard at work me, Crez and Twilight kicked back and discussed the immortality of lobsters and played this sick (yet very hard) skating game Ant had on his phone.

Hard at work, sick wifebeater steez

So all in all good times to be had by all. Heres a vid that basically sums up the whole adventure....

And heres another....

COMEHITHIS!

P.S. Me and Prez decided instead of covering Taylor Swift's Love Story we're gonna instead cover Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me. Either way GG!

OH SHIT

I think I like lil' wayne

Norah Jones

Hey Charles,
I know you just got out the hospital but he shotnotted this. She looks semi arty and is half indian........!? This picture also conveys her to be quite pasty in attitude and looks. But be warned her music is madd green-it, as indy said "I think she won a grammy for greening it"
Peace.
CHATROULETTE.

C.Fung - "Yo call lil Cease tell that muhfucka to bring me some muh'fuckin weed for this hospital"

Here We Go Buddy/ideovays ounduprays

hey long time no post! This post is kinda halfway between filler and a real post. Kinda like a snack box, not a meal but pretty close-ish. This is good value post as i'm jam packing in two shit posts into one mediocre one, crazy right?!?!

Well it might be surprising to some of you, but yes i do have a life outside of Come Hit This. Though granted its not a very stable/decent one i gets bizzy just fine. Anyways for a subject i'm doin they asked me to make a blog where I'd post my creative works (that sounded a bit gay) and other stuff. So yes i now have my own blog which you can check here...

http://andrewy24.wordpress.com/

Will this mean that Comehitthis will become a four man affair? Well not really, i'll be here, but also updating this other blog with slightly more serious stuff. And when i mean serious stuff i mean non racial/ pasty/ceebs/pseudo homosexual behavior (actually i might reconsider that last one), basically all the stuff that make this blog great. So check that blog if you can be bothered, if not how ceebs are you to click one link?

Also heres a buncha videos that are on and poppin on the interwebs....


Should be defs good, the comic was sick and it looks like they got it right. Unless Cera somehow does this movie in, it can't miss (and there is a semi high chance of that).


Now if you don't know, between me and Crez we have a soft spot for these kinda movies. And when i mean these movies i don't mean comedies or family films, i mean a combination of both mixed with blackness! If you want some example of these movies they include Takes Two, roll bounce, and etc etc etc, a list that is almost endless. Now this movie will most defiantly not be good, but its got that guy who plays damon in Friday After Next so thats alrite.

And congrats to Twilight/New Charles for gettin out of the hospital, i think Indy G or crez are gona do a post on the visit. Heres a sneak peek...

COMEHITHIS