So the other week a few of the crew headed over to the exotic land of the Strathfields for an alternate ghetto feed and things were pretty swell. A newcomer to the place it was pretty sick with a mix of asian joints mixed with alot of commercial chill places (GJ's fo' lyf) and a goodish attempt at western feeds. Like a mix of Chatswood, Epping and a way better Easthood. Recommended by NEW Charlz we ate at the burger joint near the park- pretty filling, decent burger, salty chips, hectic gangsters.......MADNUTS! Also a word of warning for that park, if u are with more then 2 people i guarantee someone will get bird shat on....
...so imagine the above description, a good chill spot.........but EVERYTHING Korean and u get the idea
A cameo by the the one and only j-j-j-j-jiwoong unit lookin like a dude from a Korean pop group. Hoodie and a tie?! respect. He will run the world someday.
Another cameo from COFAs very own j-j-j-joy both of us destroyed by a crappy week of asseys
New Charles goin hard, COME HIT THIS!!!!
p.s. those korean ice-cream sandwiches are the shit, on a i-wanna-be-a-maxibon-but-cant-but-cheap-so-i-know-u-greeners-will-buy-it steez........KATY P!!
Well the upcoming twilight sequel is coming out in just over a month and tweens everywhere are dying from anticipation. i thought this would be as good as time as any to give a review of the Twilght movie for the hell of it.
I really can't be bothered going over the whole synopsis as you either know it by heart it wouldn't really care to begin with, but its basically a romance with vampires. BUT not just any vampires, ones that can control their blood lust, not die in the sun ( in fact they shine like diamonds, Get yo shine on ddddd damn) and can drive Volvos'. Why can they do any of this? because they just can and it's pointless to argue, let it be and move on.
Kirsten Stewart, god's gift to dudes who like pasty chicks ( basically all the comehitthis bloggers). While her actual acting abilities can be argued shes got the awkward shit in spades, lets just say when the war breaks out and awkwardness becomes currency she'll be the new Master P ( is that guy still rich? UGHH). Apparently there was a photo taken of here smokin' a pipe or something which is SICK, and makes it easy to oversee her semi clumsy delivery of some lines and kinda strange stuttering.
Nothing really to much to say about Robert Pattinson, besides the most memorable scene in the movie when it kinda looks like he jizzes his pants or something ( had a good lol to that shit), and chicks go ape shit at even a printed picture of him . He might be the male equivalent of Katy Perry as he is pasty, doesn't really sing or make music... basically his pale and that's thumbs up in my book ( my rhymebook).
And i a way relating this to the poll i choose Katy Perry before the second hypothetical choice even was decided, if Kristen Stewart will be the Master P than Katy Perry would be the Jigga man of the new world
This didn't really end up being a traditional 'review' and ended more like a badly punctuated rant, and while it may seem like i hated twilight i didn't. Actually i liked this movie and will probably receive deserved shit for saying so. Maybe its cause i like vampires, romantic comedies sorta, or the fact that under this dark cholo exterior i'm very childish and immature at heart ( basically im a kinder suprise) but this movie was alright to pretty good . When the next movie comes out i might ACTUALLY review it, but most probably will end up ranting about pasty chicks.
Big ups to whoever was in charge of the casting for hiring an asian guy to add some eastern pasty to the mix, and big up to fellow blogger new Charles for lookin like him ( La Push nicca!)
and if any twilight fans somehow find this blog ( have no idea how you would) please don't come at me offended or something i couldn't handle that shit ( seriously i couldn't, and why is the polls so close,WHY ISN'T KP DOMINANTING?!)
Having recently contemplated, thought, pondered, considered, mused, deliberated, mulled, reflected and hypothesised (yeah what up? a brother got vocab) upon the merits of having Lil' Wayne as a personal jester in your own home, my fellow blogger's and I have unanimously decided that this would be off the chain like Whitney Houston on crack and I speak for the team at ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom when i say to Weezy that...
'You Da Fuckin' Best' - Drizzy, So Far Gone, 10:9
We the team at ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom have divided been by the age old question... 'who would you rather smash? Lily Allen or Katy Perry'. Two of my fellow bloggers have already blogged their opinions on the matter and let it stand that I am now the third to do so.
At Billy Baldwin's Birthday Bonanza I stated to our dear friend Ryan Octoba (a.k.a. O.C.T., a.k.a. The Chef of Classics) that Every Girl - Lil' Wayne ft. Drake & Young Money (Video Below) is in the cannon of hip-hop, and indeed all music, on the basis that it speaks a deeply profound universal truth...
'I wish i could fuck every girl in this world' - Weezy, Heartbreak Drake, 5:34
After the Lily Allen vs. Katy Perry debate sparked I now withdraw the assertion that 'his just singing what we're all thinking' because quite frankly the fore-mentioned 'sandnigs effect' on the photo below is undoubtedly a resounding 'NO I would NOT smash that over Katy Perry' for all men and lesbi-honest's around the world.
I would now like to assert a different universal truth, which is contrary to the meta-narrative of Young Money's Every Girl, that NOBODY would smash that over Katy Perry.
I believe I've put the debate to rest with my compelling evidence (the above photo of Lily 'Andrew Byrne' Allen) and the fact that up until this point, I am the only ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom blogger that has managed to spell both their names correctly.
Well due to the process of elimination it seems that im the "arty" dude of the 'shits so every now and then ill post some random works and art junks.....yes our crew runs diverse through our skillz in skate, guitar, ice cream sammiches, simpsons, red, "smoking in non-smoking zones", macquarie gangbanging etc. etc. ...yes none of these skills are technically "practical" to the everyday but hey our cozzie home bar points are through the roof!
To kick things off this is the process when designing my cofa hombres Ben's tatt of a cartoonish "angry elephant"
The initial sketch done by Ben....and my initial version
he then wanted the tusks bigger and then an inked version for the final finish
so i guess its all in the tatt artists hands now for the shades...keep posted for the final when its done. Oh yeh he also has a shirt brand, peep it at http://www.deadheadstreetwear.com/ That main displayed design was done by me a while back.
**BONUS** REAL TALK download this shit now! the infamous portrait of the one and only NEW Charles aka Emo aka Twilight aka Chink Santana, last seen lurking the streets of easthood, print on some sticky paper, colour in for the kids and your set!
