It's so cold in the E.

Having the schooling year already well and truly begun for all of us it feels a fitting time for a post... just about stuff.

It's been awhile since my last post and most of you will know that toward the end of the holidays i took the notion of existentialism, kicked it up a notch and made Alfred J. Prufrock look like his life had a point to it. Hence the lack of posts, but now that uni has begun I've plenty to talk about.

Let me begin with a big issue (yeah, comehitthis is now getting into heavy shit). Until this year, there were exactly 673 reasons why UNSW is better than Macquarie Uni (one of them being that MQU is an acronym for the dyslexic) now sadly there is only 672... As of semester 1 2010, UNSW has gone smoke free, like it's retarded dyslexic 2nd cousin MQU.

I could go on and on and list enough reasons to publish '1001 reasons why university's going smoke free is stupid' but i won't... rather i'll list all the reasons why i think it is a good idea.

1) lines at ARC stores will shorten slightly...

*end rant*

Don't fret ComeTitThis isn't becoming www.underscoredavid.blogspot.com, i promise my next post will have no point whatsoever other than pure entertainment.

Barney out.

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From me to my dearest friends

Hey, sup?

I'm just trying to do some study but as you can see I'm a bit side-tracked. I think a big part of the reason I haven't posted on this blog in a while is because I started off using it as a procrastination tool and that's what I've come to think of it as. The other part of the reason is that I've slowly begun to notice that you's guys are all wankers and I really need to get some new friends. I think I'm gonna get some curry friends that go to UNSW, I'm really keen to go to tank and pontoon with them. I'm also thinking of transferring to comm/law because I think if I did so, my dick would grow exponentially. Of course, if my dick grew, my balls would grow in proper proportion to match said growth. The next thing I'd do is teabag all of the comehitthis crew whilst you's are asleep with my new colossal balls. This would all be caught on camera, I'm only going to show the video to ryuto though because me and him are the biggest sick cunts in the world and yeah basically we'd just watch the video and laugh at you's because you're shit cunts but were sick cunts.

Anyway, you may have noticed that I wear tighter clothes and look less shaggy these days. Its because chicks dig it and I dont give a fuck what you's think. Keeping it real is bullshit, I'm gonna rule the world with my UNSW comm/law degree and when you's are all poor and shit I'm gonna buy your shitty degrees off you and wipe my ass with them and then feed it to my trophy wife for dinner because i get off on that shit and she'll do whatever freaky shit i say because shes my fucking property.

Nah but seriously, where da bitches at?

XOX

COME HIT THIS: VIDEO CLIP

This is officially the first come hit this video clip. So if you and I ever get into bullshit small talk about the holidays, im gonna have to refer you to this video...


p.s sorry about the quality, it was 1gig initially but i had to reduce it to under 100mb cause of this blog (youtube has the same limit).

COME HIT THIS!







Better quality version:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=YJKZGWFB

Welcome to the island..........

Well as crez said in his post the trip to Fiji was actually split up into 2 parts (actually 3 but i'll explain that later). The first week we spent in nice and sunny Suva, and then we got shipped off witha gang of our cousins (i think about 11 of us) to the island.....


and thats when shit got rough...


We had no expectations of the island, on paper everything sounded pretty sweet and not loss of sanity inducing at all. But how wrong we were, how wrong indeed. The island it self was only about 20 mins boat ride away from the mainland and was covered in palm trees and nothing but ocean. The island itself only takes about 30 mins tops to walk around and across.

pretty much the whole island

what a lovely 40 degree stroll...

doin happy laps round the island

it had to be done....

having one of almost countless hammock seshs

As you can tell from my expression i'm listening to some sweet DMX "party up", you can tell right?

old skool traditional Fijian barbecue (lovo) where the food is placed on coals and buried under ground till cooked to deliciousness, see now you can never say the blog never taught you anything.

Most of the problems can stem from the lodge which was pretty rough, and when i mean rough i don't mean like the rough peace of chicken at red (dry ass breast bit) or like 'man i'm at uni on friday". I mean rough like bugs. dust, and consistent itching at all hours of the night, i'm talkin about a bucket shower and a kettle in the toilet (lol), i'm talkin about "as much as you try to get rid of but some how always there" sand everywhere, i'm talkin about dicpario The beach steez!!!! This added also by the fact that for some reaosn me, crez and mikey had a mad lack of towels and in the end had to use the same towel for both showering, swimming and foot wiping (yuck!).

the term cabin fever has never been more relevant than this moment

yea ceebs the rotation but you get the idea

The good ol bucket shower, came in handy a fair few times. Oh did i say a few? I meant never...

This lead to the levels of insanity rapidly multiplying with each crazy itching night, as it went from casual banter, to loud yelling, to dodgy bear grylls impersonations and constant comparisons to Shutter Island. The entire idea of being stuck on a small piece of land with literally no chance of escape would make any federal agent go mad. To say that shit got rough might just be the understatement of the year.

But all this aside most the problems we had with the island were either manageable and were really just wildly exaggerated by us.The view of the beach side can only really be described as breath taking and probably lead to more that a few D&M seshs. In all it was a great time hanging with the cousins and doin some catch up, swimming in the ocean (which i haven't done in years) and all in all just chilling. But that being said i don't ever wana go back aye, and we will never ever ever speak of the island again....

So yea that was the second week next we went to a 5 star hotel for our cousin's wedding, and the shit got crazy..... but more on that later.

So BULA everybody and defs COMEHITHIS!!

P.S. btw get ready for a "special" episode of Man vs Wild, Bear Grylls....i'm talkin Bear Ass!!