Call of Booty: Black Cocks

ok ok so the new call of booty game dropped and the world went bananazzz.
Due to JB's "1 day sale" and our accountant/investment banker/money=women=power, cousin Jeremy, we got a copy for like 65 bucks. Opening day this game sold more than the MODW2, matter of fact the largest opening day ever in entertainment history. ok i think thats way too much real world facts for this blog already so well skip that shiet, the question remains....is it any good? Well from what i can tell from the 20 minutes of playing, it is pretty much the same.. shoot guys, be a man etc. which is all good I guess....
i think this can be best explained from our boy Ice-T who got an early copy of the game



Lil' Wayne got released from Jail in time for my birthday, Charles is happier. is I in heaven?

Shout out to the boy Jinman for survivng a mean 21 years, even your mans in Japan know whos I am!

2009, a year in retrospect

Whoa shit! did any one else reckon that that year went by really quickly? Well anyways that was 2009, what did everyone think of it? This post is kinda just to countdown the things that really made up the year in my mind, NOTE this is purely my perspective on the whole year and besides spot 1 and 3 some of these rankings are pretty interchangeable.

10. Artinesss/Pastiness
This was more of a mid year thing but was pretty big. It all kinda started i think when we discovered prez was down for arty chicks. From there it kinda just snowballed to the point of being included in teasings, the constant use of the word "Hipster", and the visit to the homeland of the arty Cofa. If Grey was the colour of the year then pastiness was the skin colour of the year with all celebrities sporting it such as Katy Perry (offt), Kristen Stewart (OFFT), and Robert Pattinson (faint)


9.New Rappers
We had alotta replay value with these guys this year, hopefully 2010 will continue the ball rolling. "the girl or the world?'"...LOL.


8. Chilled Adventures
Yea we had quite a few of these this year and they were all relatively sick, with a lot of cameos from peeps such as Ryuto, Kabir, Ant, Mikeys crew, very solid indeed. AND also me and Crez discovered Strathfield this year, so yea bigs up to that place!

7.LOL value
though this has been around for ages, it really was a huge factor in things we liked this year. From Addicted to Boyz, Big Momma, and Michael Cera it was all there.

6.John Mayer
Alright in all honesty we give this guy a lot of shit. He has now become such a go to guy when it comes to in-jokes that it has become ridiculous. If you don't understand check the cover we did which is near identical to that of the battle studies cover. I'm also pretty sure he reads the blog, if you're reading now John lets have a sesh?

5.In-jokes/ references
WAY too many to count, and I mean way too many. By far the most memeorable of the year was the use of the terms 'New Charles' and 'Old Charles', "so applaud him, fuckin awesome!"

4. Greening it
If you've read New Charles's post on the hitchhikers guide to Comehithis you would know that this has nothing really related to 'seshs' but more just about slepping in general or phasing out way too hard, and we've had our fair share of that this year...trust us.

3.Korea...lol
If any country kinda dominated this year it had to be Korea, not really in terms of wealth, miltary or anything like that...but more the important stuff in life like pop music, chat rap groups (mad ass gulity pleasure shit, don't look at meee!!), and chicks (GEE!.).


2.Cbf/ceebs lifestyle.
This has been prominent throughout the year and really was a driving factor in the majority of our decisions. "Hey wanna have a city day sesh?" "ceebs", "hey have you made your uni timetable?" "cbf". Yea you get an idea of how it works.

1. The Blog
Was this really a surprise? it's pretty unbelieveable that the five of us, all stars in some cbf circles actually put this thing together and did a decent amount of posts. So BIG UPS to us, and yea shiteeeeeee.

And that was indeed 2009, 2010...offt! you guys best COMEHITHIS in 2010!

"She want me she want me, cause i got it all shorty tell me what you don't see?"

In terms of rap this year its pretty easy to say that this year belonged to the new rappers, especially Cudi and Drake/Young Money. To end of the year both have released new songs which are pretty sick, and have just amount of "lol" value to make them COMEHITHIS worthy.


Hipsters rejoice your boy is here! in his second release Cudi chucks a bit of a Mayer "Who Says" and just has a clip of himself and mister Aubrey" shopping bag drizzy, he ain't gonna cop that is he?" drake (yes his first name is Aubrey, what a bitch lol) gettin fugged up. The clips pretty cool and the song defines the term "trippin balls".


This song is kinda like a poor man's every girl, and that song is pretty poor lol (though it is technically one of the Comehitthis anthems). The highlight of this clip is easily seeing Lloyd having the time of his life, giving off that just born look which gives him the glow of a pregnant woman. "I'm thankin of a master plan/ thankin of a master plan/th/th/th/thankin of a masterplan, nah i'm lyin shorty on my mind!"


A true collection of the best lil wayne lyrices EVER! (my faves are in a purple hazee)

"Flow retarded when I spit I get my drool on
I don't rap I just shit like newborn
I don't write I just spit like a tooth gone
So tell them haters cut it out like a coupon"

"I got chip from trying to get the whole cookie
Used to make a thousand dollars everytime I played hookie"

"Homeboy gotta mind that a map couldn't find"

"Stunning like my daddy
And yo momma eat rubbers"

"Make a skinny girl holla, make the fat girl hungry
Make the ugly girls want me, but the pretty girls on me
Make the shy girl horny, make the fly girls corny"

"No homo my flow is hard as an erection
So that's why it's fuck the world wit no protection"

"take a piss wash my hands eat at the table pray to the man. "

"you can suck my dick with an elephants tongue"--I'm Raw

"if you dont find me in the hood, i aint tryna hide, i blends in wit tha hood im camouflaged." He's the best rapper alive ( this last one is for prez lol

Watch out for some count downs commin in the future, top 10s to 5s of the year including music, movies and things which made the year! COMEHITHIS!!

I wish i could fuck every guuurrll in this world... well maybe not EVERY GIRL

Having recently contemplated, thought, pondered, considered, mused, deliberated, mulled, reflected and hypothesised (yeah what up? a brother got vocab) upon the merits of having Lil' Wayne as a personal jester in your own home, my fellow blogger's and I have unanimously decided that this would be off the chain like Whitney Houston on crack and I speak for the team at ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom when i say to Weezy that...

'You Da Fuckin' Best'
- Drizzy, So Far Gone, 10:9

We the team at ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom have divided been by the age old question... 'who would you rather smash? Lily Allen or Katy Perry'. Two of my fellow bloggers have already blogged their opinions on the matter and let it stand that I am now the third to do so.

At Billy Baldwin's Birthday Bonanza I stated to our dear friend Ryan Octoba (a.k.a. O.C.T., a.k.a. The Chef of Classics) that Every Girl - Lil' Wayne ft. Drake & Young Money (Video Below) is in the cannon of hip-hop, and indeed all music, on the basis that it speaks a deeply profound universal truth...


'I wish i could fuck every girl in this world'
- Weezy, Heartbreak Drake, 5:34

After the Lily Allen vs. Katy Perry debate sparked I now withdraw the assertion that 'his just singing what we're all thinking' because quite frankly the fore-mentioned 'sandnigs effect' on the photo below is undoubtedly a resounding 'NO I would NOT smash that over Katy Perry' for all men and lesbi-honest's around the world.



I would now like to assert a different universal truth, which is contrary to the meta-narrative of Young Money's Every Girl, that NOBODY would smash that over Katy Perry.

I believe I've put the debate to rest with my compelling evidence (the above photo of Lily 'Andrew Byrne' Allen) and the fact that up until this point, I am the only ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom blogger that has managed to spell both their names correctly.

Signed, Sealed, Delivered
La Push Baby, La Push