Keen Beans.

So before we completely let go of '09 i thought there were a few things that needed to be wrapped up. The first is the yearly traditon to the great asian adventure to the *exotic* boxing day sales. One day a year the mostly respectable upper side of Sydney city is transformed into a keen-mans flea market (haggling, humidity inside an air conditioned room, strange smells etc.) . Non believers of a traditional Christmas, Asians line up in the wee hours of the morning to catch a cheapp bargain, its in their blood. Being the gooks we are we fought all pre-conceived cbfness and probably showed the most keeness we had ever the whole year jetting from the crib at like 5 in the morning. keen. as.
Well since im the one that usually "gets done", I thought it was only right that I hit this.
Oh yeh, also shoutout to that chick from DJ's with the tatts hahaa, youdafukinbest Ryuto Knows!


The Supreme Keen Team joined by blog newcomers Tomo whose hobbies include studying lawl and being Japanese and Hanul whose hobbies include being big and asian.


"The Holy Trinity of Hip Hop is us, we give Dre his props, but thats where its stops, its the Roc Gooks"


Friedness ensues, living in slow motion


cbf eyes lol, cameo from Shang Tsung in the middle


Bringing Eastwood to the City lol


Eye-Rollolingly good


Cameo by Jorge from Andy's media party fame


B-Boy Chi!


"Hey guys does this look tight?"
"nah man your good" "ok"
......"you got done!"


yeah, deez nutsssssss pt2.


Twilight, his skin shines like diamonds!


yo Andy, COMEHITTHIS!


ya never seen a chevy with the butterflyy doooor!


Oxford Street steez where the animals walk the people



I guess this is my first real "rant" so ill give it a shot, my view of '09 lol. So alotta people thought 2009 was crap, forgettable and the year of the CBF. IMO it was a fast blur, probs not at all the best but mostly I found that it just solidified things that you already had (work, uni, people etc.) nothing super exciting though a few things came to mind when reflecting. Yes this is on the interwebz now, we will never forget! lol

2009 was...

• Party Bus -If you were there you would know why this was memorable, eshay fest of 09' blood, guts, nautica....it was all there. Traumatic as hell lol
  
• New Charles - Okay this guy deserves credit, he successfully quit smoking and started again in the same year, doesnt work but is able to run his murked out car (recently it has been noted that he looks like Hahn from fast and furious 3 lol) and be mosty DFW. How is this possible? But MOST OF ALL, in a brief moment of weakness we discovered that he believes in the existence of a GOD............like whoa! weezyyyyyyy
• Soccer - Well 4 of the boys (Priyan, Kabs, Charles, Cheung) got keen enough to enter into a weekend sport club. This did not end good with 3 of them getting owned, Craig David getting the worst end of the stick (though this recovery time was crucial to keys to the vip study). This injury effected Prez the most by taking away his skating skillz. On the plus side he became very very pro at guitar (peep the blog songs!), has pantene-like hair and is now the lead in our band lol.....wait we have a band?!
• Eastwood/Epping - Shoutout to GJ's (ice coffee on the reg), Chico, Karaoke dudes, ...homers, RED, pork rololls, legends all year every year "closing sale", eagle boyshayz, pay and spray, the log (bumping into chapman), Ant's crib, Dan Murphy's, Number 10 (the mysterious pork chop burger lol) and all of the Eastwood boys somehow becoming stoners LOL (AK, RJ watup!)
• Indy's car - Vital to the uni sem, lets hope it makes it for the next 10 years! looks mad and reflects cbfness/the chill. Brings out d and m ness aswell as the unasked for answer of "handjob". It also smells sick imo. Good music, good times.
• Slang/Lingo - eshay, green-it, cbf, keen, fried.....you know the rest
• Music - Sadly MJ died but this left room open for the rise for the likes of Lil Wayne and the Lady Gagas of the world lol. Many group luls have ensued from weezy and his weed carriers. As mentioned before by that Mexican, the last quarter of the year saw a rise of Korean Musics.......yeah..(Jaebaum lol) as well as Indie tunes to go hand in hand with cofa/playing guitar/mayer/pastiness/cofa/Michael Cera etc.
  

Im sure there was a heap more, if you remember anything hit it up. PEASSSSSssss to 2009! On to the Next ONE!



2010...

• New Year Day 7am nothing fight
• Charles learns to swim and how to love LOL
  
• will get P's (maybe)

Thanks for reading! Weezy :(

What i've learnt from Uni...

Crez here
For my hags, fags and scallywags this is what a design degree gets you...


For my gaming hombres


The biggesttttt


weezy:( ....gangstaz paradise
this is what I believe new charles will look like 5 years down the line when the old charles genes have been totally bred out of the bloodline

enjoy! and whats the go for new years?
shabz

"She want me she want me, cause i got it all shorty tell me what you don't see?"

In terms of rap this year its pretty easy to say that this year belonged to the new rappers, especially Cudi and Drake/Young Money. To end of the year both have released new songs which are pretty sick, and have just amount of "lol" value to make them COMEHITHIS worthy.


Hipsters rejoice your boy is here! in his second release Cudi chucks a bit of a Mayer "Who Says" and just has a clip of himself and mister Aubrey" shopping bag drizzy, he ain't gonna cop that is he?" drake (yes his first name is Aubrey, what a bitch lol) gettin fugged up. The clips pretty cool and the song defines the term "trippin balls".


This song is kinda like a poor man's every girl, and that song is pretty poor lol (though it is technically one of the Comehitthis anthems). The highlight of this clip is easily seeing Lloyd having the time of his life, giving off that just born look which gives him the glow of a pregnant woman. "I'm thankin of a master plan/ thankin of a master plan/th/th/th/thankin of a masterplan, nah i'm lyin shorty on my mind!"


A true collection of the best lil wayne lyrices EVER! (my faves are in a purple hazee)

"Flow retarded when I spit I get my drool on
I don't rap I just shit like newborn
I don't write I just spit like a tooth gone
So tell them haters cut it out like a coupon"

"I got chip from trying to get the whole cookie
Used to make a thousand dollars everytime I played hookie"

"Homeboy gotta mind that a map couldn't find"

"Stunning like my daddy
And yo momma eat rubbers"

"Make a skinny girl holla, make the fat girl hungry
Make the ugly girls want me, but the pretty girls on me
Make the shy girl horny, make the fly girls corny"

"No homo my flow is hard as an erection
So that's why it's fuck the world wit no protection"

"take a piss wash my hands eat at the table pray to the man. "

"you can suck my dick with an elephants tongue"--I'm Raw

"if you dont find me in the hood, i aint tryna hide, i blends in wit tha hood im camouflaged." He's the best rapper alive ( this last one is for prez lol

Watch out for some count downs commin in the future, top 10s to 5s of the year including music, movies and things which made the year! COMEHITHIS!!

500 Daze

So its the holidays and im trying to get back into the swing of doing arty things again so as a warm up i decided to draw an in-joke. If you dont get it its cool lol weezy! I dedicate this pic to the boys priyan and indy aswell as this movie and all of its indyness (nick and norahs infinite playlist, "your my musical soulmate" lol!), man we've stretched the jokes of this movie hard, I wonder how the twilghts 2 will go.......

Oh yeh also happy birthday to koya KENO!! I hope there were many filo meats involved

Hey finish uni already people, shit is rufffff

Inspired by EVERYDAY normal CREW

Dear comehit this crew,

u best believe this is a rap about you,

cause u may of heard that i got facebook son,

but dw cause im not a shook one,

u best believe all the honeyzz are after me,

but all i want is 'big momma' from red, cant you see?

So this is how its gonna work

im gonna bag u all out and u can call me a jerk

cause with fb and big momma their aint not stopping us,

so PLEASE stay out of our way and quit cock blocking us, (LOL)

To my best friend indy im gonna get u first,

cause we have the best of times and even the blurst,

u say you wanted a fkn 2 week break, pretty mean

and u say ur ova getting over the wake and bake smoking scene

but ur the one who flooded my fb walls,

and when it comes to paying back $, ur the last one who calls,

Next man on the list,

is crez a.k.a chris!,

he loves to draw, sleep and chill,

and is similar to cozzy, minus the pill,

i know what ur thinking there's nothing bad to say,

but NEWS FLASH hes a pedo with a camera (oh what? no way!), LOL

catch him with the zoom button,

then ask him what hes doing, he'll be sure to say "nuttin",

Anywayz now to our member with some new stylez,

you love to hate him and hes known as new charles!,

you can catch him repping his car and shoes just for FUN,

BUT CAN SOMEONE telll this nicca to stop getting DONE,

i swear he's repping new shit like every fkn week,

hes probably getting a fkn new ipod as we speak!

And lastly to ma man andy….mwa.