Welcome to the island..........

Well as crez said in his post the trip to Fiji was actually split up into 2 parts (actually 3 but i'll explain that later). The first week we spent in nice and sunny Suva, and then we got shipped off witha gang of our cousins (i think about 11 of us) to the island.....


and thats when shit got rough...


We had no expectations of the island, on paper everything sounded pretty sweet and not loss of sanity inducing at all. But how wrong we were, how wrong indeed. The island it self was only about 20 mins boat ride away from the mainland and was covered in palm trees and nothing but ocean. The island itself only takes about 30 mins tops to walk around and across.

pretty much the whole island

what a lovely 40 degree stroll...

doin happy laps round the island

it had to be done....

having one of almost countless hammock seshs

As you can tell from my expression i'm listening to some sweet DMX "party up", you can tell right?

old skool traditional Fijian barbecue (lovo) where the food is placed on coals and buried under ground till cooked to deliciousness, see now you can never say the blog never taught you anything.

Most of the problems can stem from the lodge which was pretty rough, and when i mean rough i don't mean like the rough peace of chicken at red (dry ass breast bit) or like 'man i'm at uni on friday". I mean rough like bugs. dust, and consistent itching at all hours of the night, i'm talkin about a bucket shower and a kettle in the toilet (lol), i'm talkin about "as much as you try to get rid of but some how always there" sand everywhere, i'm talkin about dicpario The beach steez!!!! This added also by the fact that for some reaosn me, crez and mikey had a mad lack of towels and in the end had to use the same towel for both showering, swimming and foot wiping (yuck!).

the term cabin fever has never been more relevant than this moment

yea ceebs the rotation but you get the idea

The good ol bucket shower, came in handy a fair few times. Oh did i say a few? I meant never...

This lead to the levels of insanity rapidly multiplying with each crazy itching night, as it went from casual banter, to loud yelling, to dodgy bear grylls impersonations and constant comparisons to Shutter Island. The entire idea of being stuck on a small piece of land with literally no chance of escape would make any federal agent go mad. To say that shit got rough might just be the understatement of the year.

But all this aside most the problems we had with the island were either manageable and were really just wildly exaggerated by us.The view of the beach side can only really be described as breath taking and probably lead to more that a few D&M seshs. In all it was a great time hanging with the cousins and doin some catch up, swimming in the ocean (which i haven't done in years) and all in all just chilling. But that being said i don't ever wana go back aye, and we will never ever ever speak of the island again....

So yea that was the second week next we went to a 5 star hotel for our cousin's wedding, and the shit got crazy..... but more on that later.

So BULA everybody and defs COMEHITHIS!!

P.S. btw get ready for a "special" episode of Man vs Wild, Bear Grylls....i'm talkin Bear Ass!!

2009, a year in retrospect

Whoa shit! did any one else reckon that that year went by really quickly? Well anyways that was 2009, what did everyone think of it? This post is kinda just to countdown the things that really made up the year in my mind, NOTE this is purely my perspective on the whole year and besides spot 1 and 3 some of these rankings are pretty interchangeable.

10. Artinesss/Pastiness
This was more of a mid year thing but was pretty big. It all kinda started i think when we discovered prez was down for arty chicks. From there it kinda just snowballed to the point of being included in teasings, the constant use of the word "Hipster", and the visit to the homeland of the arty Cofa. If Grey was the colour of the year then pastiness was the skin colour of the year with all celebrities sporting it such as Katy Perry (offt), Kristen Stewart (OFFT), and Robert Pattinson (faint)


9.New Rappers
We had alotta replay value with these guys this year, hopefully 2010 will continue the ball rolling. "the girl or the world?'"...LOL.


8. Chilled Adventures
Yea we had quite a few of these this year and they were all relatively sick, with a lot of cameos from peeps such as Ryuto, Kabir, Ant, Mikeys crew, very solid indeed. AND also me and Crez discovered Strathfield this year, so yea bigs up to that place!

7.LOL value
though this has been around for ages, it really was a huge factor in things we liked this year. From Addicted to Boyz, Big Momma, and Michael Cera it was all there.

6.John Mayer
Alright in all honesty we give this guy a lot of shit. He has now become such a go to guy when it comes to in-jokes that it has become ridiculous. If you don't understand check the cover we did which is near identical to that of the battle studies cover. I'm also pretty sure he reads the blog, if you're reading now John lets have a sesh?

5.In-jokes/ references
WAY too many to count, and I mean way too many. By far the most memeorable of the year was the use of the terms 'New Charles' and 'Old Charles', "so applaud him, fuckin awesome!"

4. Greening it
If you've read New Charles's post on the hitchhikers guide to Comehithis you would know that this has nothing really related to 'seshs' but more just about slepping in general or phasing out way too hard, and we've had our fair share of that this year...trust us.

3.Korea...lol
If any country kinda dominated this year it had to be Korea, not really in terms of wealth, miltary or anything like that...but more the important stuff in life like pop music, chat rap groups (mad ass gulity pleasure shit, don't look at meee!!), and chicks (GEE!.).


2.Cbf/ceebs lifestyle.
This has been prominent throughout the year and really was a driving factor in the majority of our decisions. "Hey wanna have a city day sesh?" "ceebs", "hey have you made your uni timetable?" "cbf". Yea you get an idea of how it works.

1. The Blog
Was this really a surprise? it's pretty unbelieveable that the five of us, all stars in some cbf circles actually put this thing together and did a decent amount of posts. So BIG UPS to us, and yea shiteeeeeee.

And that was indeed 2009, 2010...offt! you guys best COMEHITHIS in 2010!

"Lily Allen swallows Kate Perry with her Ass"

For those who dont know who the people in the poll are, this is Lily Allen and shes hot. While some may call her 'a chode on wheels' or others that shes got a 'terrible excuse for a ba donk a donk' this writer see's past the weinerwagon that shes draggin' and is still very keen.

As a proud Lily Allen voter, I reckon it's her semi bitchy yet promiscuous demeanor that made me vote this way. I mean just look at the picture as if shes not saying, "come hit this".

If the question however had been 'who would i rather go out with' it would definitely be Kate Perry cause ive seen Lily Allen in interviews and let me just say, shotnot. No diss to Kate Perry i dig the pale white chick scene but in this case Lily Allen swallows Kate Perry with her Ass.

P.S

In response to "Outraged by the poll", yes i have seen the video for 'smile' and still was not persuaded to change my vote probabaly cause i just found this picture of Lily Allen.

I like to end with a song quote:

"She's got an ass that will swallow up a g-string"