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Well as i said in my last post i will half ass attempt to document all the bullshit we talk. This week my friends i will be talking about a matter that is quite pressing to my heart, the straight fringe and leather jacket. I want people to note two things, 1.that this is not about chicks who necessarily put both together and 2. this is kinda one of those crazy theories with no serious reasoning, so if get offended or sumthin you best chill out and smoke some of this protein (mountain choc mmmmm, are these protein jokes gettin old btw?).

So you're probably wondering what i'm talkin about, let me explain. When you're in high school you'll see chicks just with normal hair and whateves, just doin their thing. BUT when you get to the end of highschool/firss year uni you'll notice something, something not dramatically different yet something a little off...you'll notice the straight fringe! This is more commonly found in white chicks and stands as a stylistic choice but more importantly a statement, that says "here i am, respect me and my queendom (lol at the word queendom, i think the word was made up by lauyrn hill, erykah baduh or one dem nappy head hoes AHA!). You're probably wondering what does this straight fringe look like and how does i make sure its the real thing? dw i gots yo back!
Note the extremely pale diagram (fringes are also known as bangs btw,not to confused with ya boy bangs). Now if you want to know if the straight fringe is on purpose or by pure coincidence just do this conversation guide and it should all be sweet. First start by asking...
"hey chick what uni do you go to (she will go to uni or have some office full time job)?"
"Sydney uni, i think it really suits my new intelltucal perspective of the world."
"woah thats a great uni! what are you studying?"
"law arts, its really interesting! even though its my first year i can really see myself doing this for the rest of my life."
"Yeah i saw that in the uni guide, its looked soooo hard to get into. So in high school were you the most popular person or more of the modest type?"
"Modest of course! But you know i was never afraid to speak my mind, though i never really got in anyone's face thats just not me!"
"Btw i like you're haircut, very sharp!"
"oooo this? I only had it done a coupla weeks ago."
Keep in mind it will only have been done a coupla weeks ago or a month ago, and thats how you know wats up.

But i here you asking "Andrew what if i don't have the hair or ratio of face to pull it off?". Thats where the leather jacket comes into play. Now unlike its cousin the straight fringe the leather jacket gives off a far more laid back yet confident look, like its saying "hey world i'm chilled and cool like james dean, but i also got the paper and brains to rock this! nah mean?"(of course it wouldn't really be in a rap but i got bored). The leather jacket is also economical because it is stylish and warm for those far more chilly winter months, yes it is finally possible for chicks to be steezy in the breazy!


The application of the leather jacket can usually be found on General Pants chicks or Asian chicks. Its very suiting for Asian chicks as the straight fringe takes dedication and a certain level of commitment, the leather jacket can easily be worn and then taken off for any family dinner at some dodgy/ambiguous Chinese of Korean restaurant.

Now if you happen to be walking down Pitt st or Oxford st minding your own business, enjoying the sweet breeze and you happen to glance to your left and you see a straight fringed, leather jacket wearing chick you best save that moment...because you my friend have just bumped into an arts school chick! And if she is Asian give us a call and i'll comin runnin like no ones buziness!

So BAM another theory cracked, i might do another this week if i'm keen COMEHITTHIS!