Hey this is a really short rant in my series of weekly rants. I decided to sum this one up in a rap instead of just a straight post for the lol's.
AYO
theres a place i love, where i get it in like mutha fugga
where i fit in like a glove, yea i'm a mutha fugga
you can find it next to maccas
accepting all types, black, asian, indians and crackers
get past secruity, check yo id for maturity
where all a mann wana see is straight nudity
and at 18 all this shit was new to me
pay a hot twenty, stamp on the hand
ass they got plenty, i luv dis place mannnnnnn!
yo this place is seedy like ed norton in rounders
i wonder if anyone has used stripper money to buy a quarter pounder?
the chicks walk out do a dance
the whole front row suddenly ruin their pants
you feel good, fuck it you feel illy
till you look over and see tim willy
screw it ima stack bills til i can't stack no more
she a mad dog rollin on all fours
this shit is crazy hardcore
we can play like banner baby no pause
man i could chill til the sunrise in this place
get excited like heshan saw chase at martin place
the music low, slappa de bass
you know wat to use you bills fo, titties slappa de face!
don't feel bad they payin their tuition for university
they say it closes at 5, i wishin my night didn't have to end so early!
And yo florence i noe ur keen dont even try to hide
i see ya fiending like brian in the ride
cause if it suits let the glove fit
don't disagree with the urge to fiend tits
keep ur drinks cold and ur bills crisp
and next time pick up ur fone and call up Chris!
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