Rap about newest charles

This was a rap we did about charles for lols.
p.s we are digging the rap battles going on in the comments of the previous post.


(PRIYAN)
ay yo check one two,

well well well charles where to begin?
u know that eastwood is the city of sin,
whats with love being in the last place you look?,
now im startin to believe theres a thing as half way crooks,
come on charles, you know how the old sayin goes,
u gotta always keep your bros before flo's,
yeah u know you had to cop this, dont even try to pretend,
who are u? bonnie and clyde singin to me and my girlfriend?
this is only the first verse and its sure to get worse,
next up is andy whose like a mexican fred durst

chorus: girlls girls girls girls all over the world...put yo number on this paper cause id love to date ya. holla back

(ANDY)
YO this that nicca you luv to hate, cant fuck wit me son you jus masturbate! yo ima put it down fo my dawg Charlie!

YO watch it while i kick knowledge
yall jus wet yo self i keep solid
we got florence and charles. charles and florence
this the new duo step out will smith and martin Lawrence
this shit crazy like mayer tryin to do some comedy Schtick
yall both do comm aint that some young money shit?
man i'm fesh to def all i need is mah coffin
is this really unexpected like obama in office?
yo but if you get married home bar is where its happenin
shotgun recpetion at pure platnium
i think crez up next his crazy as shit
if you wana be his lady all you need is some tits!


so BIGS UP to charles it had to be said
indys the new barney charles is the new TED!

(CHRIS)
AYO ayo im that nicca they call Chris
all that matters to me is asian bitches and tits
so step aside son for this first lick that i spit
Charlz son, i have 99 problems and bitches aiint shit (ooft)
but Florence is set, D-F-D-W, that shit is an acronym
down-for-dick-wet and bitch i own pure platinum!
check my steez, no swagger jackin' bitch
but warn Gong bout Asiara, ima swagger jack that bitch!
yeh i chunder when i drink, go hard like no other
but im Marshall, thats Ted, and this is how i met ur mother??

killuminati through ur body, blows like a 12 gauge shotty, feel meeh!!

(INDY)
yo charles i thought your heart was made of lead
but now you've shown us bro, youre the new fucken ted!
so you gonna have a wedding and write your own vowels?
i think andrews so keen that hes gonan release his bowels
like the time we drove past the supposed sewerage plant
dont lie cuz i know that smell was coming from your pants!
2 commerce grads thats a deadly combination
yo i hope this doesn't mean that ne-yo in your car will be on regular rotation
exams are over soon, i should probably get a job
nah what i'm actually gonna do is smoke a spliff and then watch cops!
But right now son u dont even need to fap
but the day you become a man, is the day you get in a choke and slap

(RYUTO)
eyo emo! first id like to say congratulations
it was kinda obvious that u two had love relations
dont be a bitch and deny like justin gong
ive got love for that guy man dont get me wrong
my brains too fried from taking hits from the bong
i wouldnt mind smoking that shit all day long
anywyas dun let a female change yo swagga
o wait flo aint no female, she a hustlaaa
nd u be da masta busta punani killa
going through phases like a caterpillar
old charles - new chalres - insane charles - married charles
shit gets realler
sorry i got no inside jokes
tho i heard lee has some shit for u to toke

(JINMAN)
to my dearest uncle fung aka cha cha charlie
you should get your hair done like mr bob marley.
i can't belive it man, this shit is so gnarly!
even your favorite rappers should make you an insane medley
reality, mic check, one two and then comes the motherfucking three
i want everyone to witness, everyone to see
that the new charles is improving, pass him the trophy please
we can lounge like biggie, shotgun being lil cease!
PEACE!