Cofa, an untapped resource......

A couple of weeks ago The Comehitthis crew went off to the COFA Spring fair, where once a year pasty people from all over gather and share in the arty goodness.

There we bought some pretty cool stuff, met some pretty cool people and also met up with Mikey and his crew, if you don't remember who mikey is click the link to get the flash back.

With him were Ryan Octoba, Cam the Shokk and Charlene. Charlene's pretty sick for a number of reasons but the main one is because shes from Campbelltown, though I'm pretty sure she doesn't live there anymore but she once did and that's good enough for me (C-TOWN stand up, including you Super Yee, i know you're out there somewhere, but where, WHERE!?). I think she did medicine radiology, so if life was an episode of Scrubs i'm pretty sure she'd be the female Turk.

Cam the Shokk and Campbelltown's finest

This picture doesn't need to say a thousand words, just one...DIPSET!

A number of you are probably asking hey wheres Indy G? Well meanwhile at Defcon......




Don't ask how we got this miraculous photo, but the planets must have aligned of sumthin! this has now been forever immortalized as our Banner, so kudos to you NEW CHARLES, kudos!

In the back of Cofa DJ'ing was this guy, we don't quite know his name so we just refer to him as the gay Kyle Sandilands, Special mention that he played Blu Cantrell's "Hit em up style" which kicked this thing several notches up my belt.

For some reason i'm a real sucker for people on their hustle, especially if they're from South East Asia ( more precisely flipino). I'm really sorry but i forgot her name and will try to find out, but yea she was sellin these really nice postcards with her own designs. The one i bought had like the thai version of James Bond, i've been looking for one of these my whole life!

BIG UPS to SHERLY for having a mad jewelry stall, Sellin' nuthin but the finest that the world of fine body accessories had to offer. She sold a range of stuff from the serious to the kind of novelty jewelry we at Comehitthis appreciate and are willing to spend ridiculous amounts on.

Sherly taking a break from the hustle for a snap.

Of course i was sportin the 1UP mushroom. It was a close toss up between this and the star of David, i think i made the right choice.... I think.

There was actually two parts to this day. I couldn't fit it all into this one post so expect the sequel to be coming up fairly soon, look forward to more excitement, laughs , tears, and yes arty chicks..COMEHITTHIS!

Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban

Hi fellas

I didn't want to go in too early to conception day, so I was gonna meet 2 of my friends who had an exam on that day. They were taking a while to get out, so I started a convo with a Lebanese dude sitting near me. Turns out he was waiting for a friend too, we got a long well and he asked whether I wanted to have pre-drinks with him and his mate and i was like "fuck it, why not?".

So we went to meet his friend. He was a bit taller than me and built like Vin Diesel, he was indeed a sexy bitch. Then we got to drinking and talking, it was a fun experience. They shared stories of cruisin' in hot cars and females (Vin Diesel said he managed to pick up 8 girls at the roxy last sunday and broke his previous record of 7). Anyway they were very stereotypical and very funny, Vin Diesel kept rapping lines of random songs that I hadn't heard before. Some of them were awesomely funny coming from him, and I tried to remember the lines so I could google them and find the songs. And today, that's exactly what I did. The point of this post is to show how lols these lines are. I don't know though, maybe they were just funny to me because I actually saw the guy and talked to him but meh. Well here they are.

'I went from the Vernon, the curve servin', paper earnin'
Got Arabians smugglin' dope in they turban'

and

'Fuck bein' broke
Give that bitch a girdle tell her, "Transport my coke"'

Inspired by EVERYDAY normal CREW

Dear comehit this crew,

u best believe this is a rap about you,

cause u may of heard that i got facebook son,

but dw cause im not a shook one,

u best believe all the honeyzz are after me,

but all i want is 'big momma' from red, cant you see?

So this is how its gonna work

im gonna bag u all out and u can call me a jerk

cause with fb and big momma their aint not stopping us,

so PLEASE stay out of our way and quit cock blocking us, (LOL)

To my best friend indy im gonna get u first,

cause we have the best of times and even the blurst,

u say you wanted a fkn 2 week break, pretty mean

and u say ur ova getting over the wake and bake smoking scene

but ur the one who flooded my fb walls,

and when it comes to paying back $, ur the last one who calls,

Next man on the list,

is crez a.k.a chris!,

he loves to draw, sleep and chill,

and is similar to cozzy, minus the pill,

i know what ur thinking there's nothing bad to say,

but NEWS FLASH hes a pedo with a camera (oh what? no way!), LOL

catch him with the zoom button,

then ask him what hes doing, he'll be sure to say "nuttin",

Anywayz now to our member with some new stylez,

you love to hate him and hes known as new charles!,

you can catch him repping his car and shoes just for FUN,

BUT CAN SOMEONE telll this nicca to stop getting DONE,

i swear he's repping new shit like every fkn week,

hes probably getting a fkn new ipod as we speak!

And lastly to ma man andy….mwa.

a star is born...

after tragedies such as Eminem getting all "funny" with tracks like 'Without Me', Snoop Dogg's 'Paid Tha Cost To be Tha Boss', Ja Rule and more recently Flo Rida and Souljah Boy hip-hop at least to me, as NaS famously famously asserted in 2006 '... is dead'.

.... or rather... 'was dead'
in 2009, as far as im concerned hip-hop/rap has chucked a Jesus Christ and rose on the 3rd year after it's death, with a new generation of talented rappers dropping their first albums this year including:
Asher Roth
Kid Cudi
Wale
B.o.B.

The lastest of which is J. Cole who featured on Jay-Z's Blueprint 3. I've just downloaded his 2nd, but 1st official mixtape entitled The Warm Up and after only 1 listen im totally rating him amongst the talents mentioned above... heck if this is J. Cole warming up i for one can't wait to see what he can produce when his red hot.

So i implore that you all check out his mixtape at www.mixfiend.com and his official website www.jcolemusic.com

'Theres such a thing as spending too much time together'

I see Priyan (Prez) almost every day, it's been this way for like 4 years. He's probably the coolest person I know, our relationship is a bit like Dorian Gray's and Lord Henry's (lol). Basically I'm like "Don't you ever think about this?" and hes like "No". In the 'about me' section of his profile, he describes himself as 'a bit fried'. I think this is what makes Priyan so beautiful, he's just so unaware of things that other people see, things that make people do things (often toolish things). Things he fails to see are trends and why people look up to certain people, he just does not really give a shit about what other people are doing. He can be this way because what he does with his life (usually doesn't involve people) makes him so happy that he can be content with the world without ever really observing it, and he doesn't feel the need to. All he needs is his wanking hand in good condition, his guitar, and his skateboard and his life is fulfilled.

Anyway, regardless of how cool Priyan is, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of him. He quotes the simpsons all fucking day and its getting a bit stale to be honest. He relates everything to KFC meals, if I ask him something like "would you pay 500 bucks to see Biggie live?" hed be all like "500 bucks, thats like 50 KFC meals". He's afraid of taking a dump at public places, once we had to trek it from Macq uni to his house just so he could do the deed.

So yeah I'm officially announcing that Priyan and I are having a 2 week break. If I see him around, I'll say hi and shit, but thats it.

SHOUT OUT to that chick from New York who follows the blog, SHOUT OUT to my homie saba for being strong enough to have a body builder in submission.

Much Love. xox.

the Bonnie to my Clyde, both riding shotgun, both covered in gold like C3PO

so here's a tribute to the awkwardness of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
And don't fight readers, there's enough pasty-ness for all y'all

EC: Can you talk about something else? distract me so i won't turn around!
BS: Y-y-y-ou should put your seatbelt on
EC: *chuckles* eh-he-eh-he you should put your seatbelt on...
*turbo charged vtec noises followed by a by blow-off valve release (lol cozzie)*

i come scoop you in the that coupe sittin' on duece-zeroes, fix your hair in the mirror... LET'S ROLL

my pride and joy.
vrrroooom vrrooooooom! *cozzie blow-off valve noises*

If Jeezy’s payin LeBron, I’m paying Dwayne Wade

p.s.
Speaking of Lebron and D-wade the NBA season kicks off in 31 days and 17 hours and i'm all Jennifer Love Hewitt (Can't Hardly Wait) about it and if the Suns somehow win the ring, well that'd be great... but realistically... GO THE HEAT!

b-loggin out!

GG

Time to celebrate? I think this speaks for itself

*UPGRADE*

So weve been on the interwebz for almost a month now and as most of you have noticed we finally have banner-age featuring NEW CHARLES in all of his glory. More on the origins of this miraculous picture later which is "the greatest of all taaime!" (kanye voice)
Finalizing the banner was no easy task, here are some b-sides that didn't make the cut.....
CLICK TO ENLARGE...

YES. A very very close runner up

polliticin' with my mans and em

PREZidentual

...

ESHAYZzzzzzz

Video Roundup

Another buncha' videos for the roundup, though this time we have a coupla movie ones for good measure.



"if money smells bad then this nigga biggie stinkin!"

Couldn't get it on the blog but click the link for the video of the new video for Forever with Drizzy, Kanye, Weazy and..... drum roll..... Eminem!





This movie looks really epic and if you never read this book when you were little read it now ( though its mostly pictures so there won't be really much reading at all, yo big whats up, yo big whats up!)



And of course i had to put it up the trailer for the New Twilight movie, New Moon! It looks like the budget multiplied by a hundred fold and the pasty readings are off the chart, My DBZ scanner would probably explode into my eye Vegeta style if i tried to scan this trailer. There seems to be a whole lot more action and a healthy amount of teen angst, though theres just something about the werewolves which looks a little cheap and i don't care how old she gets Dakota Fanning will never ever ever be scary. Look out in the future for the review of this film. P.S. Even though he wasn't in the trailer hopefully Justin Chon will be back, and hopefully by that time New Charles will still look like him.



He says what were all thinkin' (hi Mrs purdy!!)


Big ups to our Cousin's one eyed dog Max!

"so andy, u best think twice before greening it on the bus!

cause u were passed out like that guy in dinosaur 3,

just like 2pac said "u niggaz cant see me",

yeah i know that line didnt link very well,

cause i was eatin captin crunch and i fell...."

- Prez aka Popa Doc

B sides- Part 2

I know you've been patiently waiting and here it finally is... the second installment of B SIDES. Just more and more random pictures and stuff, most of these pictures are actually very old ( even though we only started the whole photo thing about 2 months ago). Enjoy!

New Charles and Prez both gettin their blur on

This is Indy G's car. Though it might not have all the new technology n junk but it has alotta character! Obviously i know absolutely nothing about cars. Its is also funny that thou Indy is the only one of the Comehitthis bloggers who has never been employed, yet he is the driver. ( BTW the license plate number was not purposefully highlighted it just kinda happened).

Whilst getting Chinese eats we bumped into Jeffery Mui, and thou it looks like I'm giving off a disgusted look i was actually stoked to see him. Next time you see Jeffery he'll be above the clouds ( if you need car parts off him i think he might be sellin some stuff)

Chillin' with the notorious P.H.Y.L.L.I.S parts 1 & 2



New Charles rims, sittin on 22's!

I've never seen two people more satisfied in my life

I decided to take prez on a scenic tour of East Ryde, and i'm not going to lie we saw some pretty hectic shit!


This is how this pic came to be....
" Hey prez is that a dog or a small horse?"- Andy
" i think its a dog"- Prez
" Hey can we take a picture with your dog?"- Prez
" ....Yes"- Old man Ryde
This dog was the biggest dog I've ever seen, i swear i could have rode it if i really wanted to ( though i probably would have killed it)

" the hills are alive with the sound of musiccccc"

Prez standing under the old glowing sign (This is the cover for his second solo album)

That's it for b sides, will be more in the future.

Have you ever been dumped?

No I'm not talking about taking a dump, though I could write all night about that topic (e.g. taking a dump in public places, taking a dump at a friends house, the mysterious roll of toilet paper on the yees downstairs couch?!??!).

WARNING: This post is kind of gay, not reccomended for men with any kind of masculinity in them (cozzie). Oh wait cozzie's fave movie is suddenly 30 LOLOL. Nah seriously but, emotional outpour follows, proceed with caution.

The point of this post is to review the movie i checked out today '500 days of summer' before this weekend because I don't know if I'll be able to even remember my own address after it. Anyway, I loved this movie bro, I was touched by it (NOT EVEN SARCASM). Basically what happens is - a dude meets a chick, he likes her more than she likes him, she dumps him, he spews about it for about 200 days. Synopsis sounds horrible right? Well dude, open your mind a little. Even New Charles has a soft spot in him, point is - even a cynic could enjoy this movie, why? Because it's done in such a real, original and entertaining way. The realism - the idealist viewer is never given what they want in this movie, if you've ever been dumped before you'd see this movie captures the whole process pretty accurately. The originality - alot of cool, new ways of showing what was going on in the movie and in the heads of the characters. The entertainment - was a funny movie, it paid out silent film and po-mo art, and don't we all hate these things and people who enjoy them?

This movie is about the beauty of falling in love contrasted to the depression of getting shat on on the face (lol in joke ehhh). The way it touched me had nothing to do with the beauty of love, but just from relating to the main character and his ordeals. Good movie! Sooo gonna cop shit for this post lol.

Yeah, so Dorian Grae lol. Kk see you guys on sunday, mmmmMMMWAHHZZZZ

"Nice Big Feet"

The following is a video of Andy, Crez, Cozzy, Indy and I (Prez) in the car on the way to the space station maccas listening to 'Addicted 2 Boyz' by Gay Rapper Jr. I've always kind of seen this as a back up anthem for the crew but more for the lols than a relator.

We know from the video that cozzy wasnt so keen, but how about the rest of you? any comments?.. Also, most of you are probably wondering who is that sanchez in the back and that knows all the words, yeah it was me..."thats right cindy, im gay, and if you havent noticed so is ray"

OMG LILY ALLEN IS WINNING THE POLL LOL SICK

CUM HIT DIS!!!

Born in 89, how old is that? Old enough

Big ups to KEVIN LEUNG whose birthday is next week. Tonight we had a surprise dinner for him at the " world famous" Pho Pasteur, pretty good viet eats and what not.

The only real way to see Kevin is to poke a hole through a shoe box and look at him as if your looking at a solar eclipse, cause his immense sexiness is just too much for the average person.

And for Kevin's birthday he had the privilege of driving us home, bumping Korean Music the whole way, gettin his blur on ( GD nicca)

The Best part of the night easily was the reveal of Kevin's surprise present, Beyonce tickets! That's right jigga mans chick, how did he get her..... that's right it was the cheese helped them bitches get amnesia quick.

here's a taste of what will happen this Saturday night.



That part during the chorus she does the most ghetto ass dancin' I've ever seen in my life. COMEHITTHIS. Btw if you see kevin at the concert holla at him!

Blog Feedback

The team at 'come hit this' have posted like close to 20 posts just this month and its only like the 16th. Thats pretty keen...a little too keen for a blog. However, just as a review of our work, I decided to ask a pretty hardcore fan of the "come hit this' blog just what he thought of our work so far, here is what he had to say...

well there you have it folks...i couldnt have summed it up better myself.

We fly high, no lie, you know this... BALLIN'

As some of you may or may not know an interest which i and fellow bloggers Crez and Andy share is an interest in shoes, more specifically sneakers. The passion throbs so deeply in some of our veins that Crez is frequently 'getting done' resulting in him stooping to such lows as having to lay-buy the newest pairs of kicks and eating out of bins in the ghettos of Eastwood.

So ensues ComeHitThisdotblogspotdotcom's first blog post pert to footware and oddly enough not by Crez the lay-buy-ing shoe fiend, but we will undoubtedly see Crez hustle here in the near future (when i say hustle, i mean talk about shoes, because that's just what he does...)

Some have called me a mad-man, lunatic, psychotic, deranged, insane, irrational and loco (vocab muthafuckaaas!) for not parting with the Yeezy's for a 100% return, and as a finance major 'New Charles' will tell you that's one hell of an investment. So say i just shitted all over any resale value by playing ball in them would come to no surprise to anybody... right? Well 'Old Charles' just don't give a shit about money because its merely a construct of the capitalists bourgeois in order to suppress the proletariat.

The following before-and-after shots tells the tale.

Before:









After:










As you can see nothing really happened to them, i just wanted to get all post-modern and dismantle the status-quo that has plagued 'before-and-after' photos throughout history up until this point.

Thanks for reading, you've all been a part of something special, before-and-after photos no longer need to represent the beginning and end point of a process of transformation but can rather be just two photos of the one thing without change. In other words, just two photos... oh how empty it's become.

... and sneakerheaders out there, let it be reminded that - if jinman ain't wearing it, it ain't real supreme.

Peaceeee
Kick push, kick push, kick push, kick push, coaaasssssssttttttttt

A night in the life of cozzy

A clubbing experience we will never forget...

Some on you may be wondering where is the music in this place, but i wont bore you with the details of this miraculous club...

p.s that flashing light is a strobe light

Video roundup- similar to dvduesday

Video roundup of the week new and old. Probably a b sides part 2 will be up and some other posts about adventures, rants and i think some reviews (New Charles man we're fiending that shit!)













Ant's pick of the week (we'll post about this guy soon)



had to end it with a Simpson's vid. COMEHITTHIS!

To prepare yourself

To prepare yourself for what is Steven Seagal Lawman hit this...

The Crew Anthem?

Hey guys, been a while. Know I said I wasn't gonna make a post for a while, but had to get this out there you know. How am I you ask? Well the spot between my anus and scrotum (what is this spot called again? looking your way priyan) is sweating, quite a scorcher today eh fellas? Lol. How you doin'? (in a joey voice)

But yeah, I propose for this to be our blog crew anthem. Why? BECAUSE ITS FRIKIN REAL MAN. Play close attention to the lyrics, a few of you have probably heard it before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vofXcC0rj4&feature=fvst



Stay tuned for a possible review of the Seinfeld porn, here is the trailer (no nudity)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyZg7E27cw

B Sides- part one

these are just a bunch of pics that i either forgot to put up or didn't really make that much sense when i first looked at em'. they include stuff from the Billy Baldwin Bannaza post, and some other pseudo homosexual stuff.... and yes of course new Charles stuff.


I have no idea why this pic didn't make it into the original post but here it is the. The guy in the middle's name is Kabs whose interests include, power, money, women, and cigars. If Kabs was to go out it would go something like this...

the other guy on the phone is Ryuto who is quiet possibly the coolest guy that will ever be mentioned in this blog ( and we've mentioned lil wayne like 5 times). His chilled and has the best taste in hoodies ever, also his face is glowing like a pregnant woman.



prez and cheung greening it


Indy G and the boss man keno


pure coincidence but still d-d-damn


"this will replace the white whale in my nightmares"


even when you catch this guy by surprise you still can't get a bad photo of him. " did u come through the door posing?"


as promised new Charles gettin' his blur on


Crez rapping "touch the sky" to new charles


This is Marcus who as long as we've known him has been as sexy as he has been good at basketball. I'm sure in the future they're be more posts about this guy.


We were out of beds alrite....

Thats it for this b sides but there will be more in the future!

Missing Person.

Have you seen the man on the left? This was the last photo of him taken since the disappearance, he is known as 'old charles'. If you see him please ask him to come home, grans worried =(.

I've waited my whole life for this

Yes this is real.

Easy Like a Sunday Morning

We decided to hang at both Macq uni and centre. On a friday arvo both are pretty chilled and calm, uni students and late arvo shoppers alike all taking it pretty slow. living up to the dead shit name we kinda jus hanged around taking in the scenery, sipping coffees (how uni like aye?) and making half assed witty comments.



sick ( dunno why we found this even semi- funny)




it had to be done


and cue new slang.......now


When Prez does finally leave our band to pursue his solo career, like McCartney to the Beatles, like Timberlake to Nsync this will be his album cover ( we didn't tell that guy to be blurry)


" its like he's saying what we're all thinking!"


Thinking about the relationship n shit ( my cheek game is proper!)


Chillin like Matt Dillion on Penicillin