Its been a long night in Sydney too (WOOOOO)

Well it came and went. On Saturday we had a true Comehithis event as we all went to John Mayer. it was kinda a big deal as we've been talkin this guy up for a while and kinda praising/talkin shit about him for months now. So could the concert live up to all expectations? could he shred like a machine, sing like a "cheesedick", and put on a stand up show all in one? Well thankfully you'll be glad to know that all can answered with a resounding "Yes"! Accompanied by cameo Florence (we were Florence and the Machine...get it? they're a band..and her name is... and we're......CBF) we were keen on what was to come.

I really felt like i got my $120 out of it when i overheard two dudes on the way to the toilet having this conversation....
"would you suck dick to gravity?"
From that point i kinda had in my mind what to expect from the rest of the night.

The set list of the show was pretty good, though it had the vibe that he kinda just put his IPOD on shuffle and was like "okay so these are the songs we're doin tonight...sick". The random ones were kinda like Vultures, Belief, and Bigger Than My Body, but still he did em really well so its hard to hate. Also Assassin was surprisingly sick, so seedy yet so good.

Now down to what you really wanna know, chicks brah. Though there was a surprising amount of dudes there, there were still more chicks. The mix was good ranging from semi gilmore girly to straight gilmore girl. Basically if you got all the most good natured girls in Sydney and shoved em in one space, you'd have this crowd my friend.

before.....

.....after, Crez "i give dem titties five thumbs down!"

After the concert we were on a high, we felt good, we felt great, we needed to get drunk. And you'll be glad to know we gots bizzzzyyyyy. We started out at "Charlie Chan's" which is kinda like that club in Tokyo Drift where Han and the "gaijin" guy party with supermodels, alright that might be a bit of an exaggeration but it was alright. The second place was our Maclaren's, a place we've been scoping out for like 6 months as our version of the "How I Met Your Mother" hangout. Though it didn't live up quite to the expectations it did have its highlights...

The first was the ever lovable town drunk Bruce aka the deadbeat dad. Apparently he said he has nine different kids across several different women, and left them all after 6 months. You're probably saying to yourself "this guy sounds seedy as hell!", and in all honesty you're right. And because of that we had to get a picture with him...

The other highlight was the D &M master himself the "philosopher guy". He kind of individually dished out life lessons to each of us, telling us about the future, the inner self, and what we want out of life. Alright in all fairness he was drunk, but man he showed us a dodgy business card which said he was a professor of philosophy and that's good enough for me. Its suffice to say we got a photo with him....

The only person he didn't get to talk to was New Charles, does this mean that Charles will not have the direction and fruition that he has so longed for? Has he missed out on his last chance to find a chance at the "meaning" of true love and all its joys? Speaking of which Charles you better see Twilight:Eclipse with us!


Yea this vid pretty much sums up how it all turned out. Note Prez's classic quote of the night near the end there.

So bigs up to John Mayer, to Bruce (you old basterd), the "professor" and florence for being a stand up cameo (and being keen on the titty bar).

Heres some vids of the night, one of ours and the other i got just got from youtube, COMEHITHIS!






And heres a bonus cause its been awhile since a post. Seedy much (now Corgan thats how you do an everlasting gaze...LOL)