I'm going to upload a porn.

Hi,

I'm bored and can't sleep. Anyway, I think this blog is moving in new directions. What I mean is the shit we're talking about on here is like starting to become more similar to what we talk about in real life (e.g. Priyan linking a porn). I'm embracing this change with open arms, so now I'm gonna tell you guys about how I'm gonna upload some porn.

I got a pretty big download limit, but recently we went over it. Even when I go over it I can normally stream porn but at this time my brother was downloading as well so I was really in a pickle. What I had to do is watch some porn that I had downloaded....

If you're not really out of it (which most of us are) then you probably would've started streaming porn by now. Streaming porn is great, you can browse for hours and you don't need to wait for it finish downloading before you can masturbate (rubbing your penis until it ejaculates semen) to it. Anyway, when I browsed my old downloaded porn, I came across some really good stuff that I hadn't seen on streaming sites.

Then BAM, i felt like what Edison must have felt like when he invented the light bulb - I realised I needed to upload a porn. I knew it was the right thing to do, I had taken so much from streaming sites and given nothing in return. If the lessons of the buddha had taught me anything, it was that I needed to upload a porn (buddha teaches karma).

So the point of this is to inspire everyone else out there to do it too. Imagine if all of us stream only but never upload people took action, we could change the world (of porn) as we know it.

OK bed time cya